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Its still sunday For the ass kisser application:
Dick, your wife is a "brazilian" beauty (the chicks know what I mean). I'm sure she does have it made except get her a better car than a GEO for gawwwwwd sakes
User, I 'm admittedly very jealous you have a maid. If you tell me you have a cook too I'll slit my throat. I want one of your embryos.
Cracker, no doubt your charm boils those kids over who send you their graduation announcements...and all of the numerous others that want so much to hug you...I just sent a graduation card with 50$,in it but it was for a kid graduating from college. I think $35 is fine for a neighbor kid graduating from high school. I think these kids get too much nowadays anyway...Don't get me going there....
Hairofdog. You are just like the perfect daughter...smart, energetic, kind, spunky, , etc. ..Midwest is like the perfect son (but must keep mr weiny in check and under control and surveillance at all times)
Donovan, you sound like a super nice guy Who is a good daddy
Cynja Ninga , cool guy and cares about social injustices
J'smom. Sweet and lots of fun
Jim bone and clang ...sweethearts
Ramsey...so you wear hoodies? That's cool you are in style and dress younger than you are...
Ma you cool dude but looks like our jokes bombed to hell
Teacher and LC duchess class acts
Missing many but gotta run. Gorgeous day
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^
You even compliment the weather.
That alone should make you the winner.
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Awwww Thanks Pspence....You're a sweetie too. I love the stories you come up with...tooo funny. 
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Oh and Crash is a hottie...I wished he could take one of my beautiful daughters for a drink...ok. Ok ok Yes she would kill me....
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pspence,
I don't know Dick's confidential criteria for determining the asskisser of the week, but my money's on you. Hell of an effort; I'm rooting for you. 
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Contest ends at mid night my time, winner will be announced whenever I decide to announce it.
It was a tough field ,Ma's winning streak is in jeopardy.
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Felix the ass kisser:
step 1: peel off the clothing
step 2: spray the kissing area with antiseptic.
step 3: kiss the ass
step 4: wipe all spittle
step 5: spray with antiseptic
step 5: pull up pants
step 6: wipe antiseptic bottle and put away
step 7: dispose of napkins
step 8: smile
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Not even a contest... pspence wins running away.
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(06-17-2012, 10:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Contest ends at mid night my time, winner will be announced whenever I decide to announce it.
It was a tough field ,Ma's winning streak is in jeopardy.
Thank God for small fucking favors.
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Yah, Dick, It's now Monday. Who won? I demand to know. 
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I say we fire him for neglecting duties and gross arrogance!
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(06-18-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote: I say we fire him for neglecting duties and gross arrogance!
or you could warn him. 
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The suspense is killing me. 
Ok, It wasn't an easy contest to decide a winner of, the asskissing was way above normal and the quaity was the best I have seen since the contest started.
I have to tell you at the beginning it looked like Ma would pull off a three time win and tie with jsmom for the record, but after careful consideration and much thought and attention being paid to detail this weeks winner is
pspence
I can see a bright future for you ps, asskissing seems to be a natural talent.
For you I have selected a special prize.
it's a weeks all expenses paid vacation in beauitul Iran, where you will spend a week (or ten years) with your dream date.
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He's a handsome devil don't you think? and a real catch if you can land him.
and as an added bonus I have also included with the prize package this little deal.
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we wouldn't want to bring home any surprises now would we?
and as always a trophy for first place.
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Congrats on your win pspence !!
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Is that what sally has?
Does sally come with strings attached?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(06-18-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote: I say we fire him for neglecting duties and gross arrogance!
I said the contest ended on sunday, I didn't say the winner would be announced on sunday dipshit.
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Dick you have a spelling error in your winnder post. j/s....
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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(06-18-2012, 03:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (06-18-2012, 03:13 PM)username Wrote: I say we fire him for neglecting duties and gross arrogance!
I said the contest ended on sunday, I didn't say the winner would be announced on sunday dipshit.
Duh. That's the gross arrogance part, Ramsey.
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(06-18-2012, 03:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: For you I have selected a special prize.
it's a weeks all expenses paid vacation in beauitul Iran, where you will spend a week (or ten years) with your dream date.
He's a handsome devil don't you think? and a real catch if you can land him.
and as an added bonus I have also included with the prize package this little deal.
we wouldn't want to bring home any surprises now would we?
and as always a trophy for first place.
Congrats on your win pspence !!
Hahahaha! That was great! 
We need a contest for choosing a new applause smiley. This one looks kind of tarded with that crazy smile.
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 Dick never fails to amaze me.
Have fun in Iran Pspence. You earned it fair and square.
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