FEMALE MOCKERS

[Riotgear]

Love Child - Hey there. Good to see you.

[Duchess]

Whatever, I will not apologize for girliness. I get it-there is that annoying girly act, but then there is that annoying tough girl act too.

This has nothing to do with ones femininity. I enjoy being a woman & everything that goes along with that. I'm not a tough girl by any stretch of the imagination. I don't like females who are disingenuous & have the need to be validated by virtual strangers, those that present a demeanor that couldn't be any further from the truth. The average female is a cunt & then there are those who are a perfect gem in every way, those are the ones I would be willing to invest time & effort in getting to know better. I have more guy friends than girl friends, there's a reason for that & it has to do with the things I've already mentioned.

[Donovan]

They do smell purty though.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I'll slap that stupid smile right off your fucking face.

I just came reading this post.

[Ma Huang Sor]

That's great but men still suck (although they serve some purpose).

Men may suck, but women swallow.

[ramseycat]

What is it with ramsey and divorced members of the family? Nobody can leave the cult?

Strange psychology going on there.

Believe me we all wish she would leave. She doesn't seem to understand that my brother divorced her 17 years ago.

[ramseycat]

I think she's odd. But not really; she's an office worker. I think they are all pretty much just like her. I would kill myself before I would do office work day in and day out. My soul, at least, because I wouldn't need one at the office.

Again, you are all about me arn't you?

I do what I have to do to support my family. And I happen to like my job. Imagine if we were all too good like you to work in an office.

[Ma Huang Sor]

[Duchess]

I'm right there with you, Ma. Popcorn?

[ramseycat]

I'm right there with you, Ma. Popcorn?

Move over and let me sit down. I'm not fighting that Crackass and messing up my nails. Bring Julie back and let those two have at it.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Fuck that shit, you're the star of this show

Need some salt Duchess?

[Duchess]

Only if you're making us margaritas.

[ramseycat]

Fuck that shit, you're the star of this show

Need some salt Duchess?

Sorry, Crackass ain't worth me ruining my manicure.

[Cracker]

Again, you are all about me arn't you?

I do what I have to do to support my family. And I happen to like my job. Imagine if we were all too good like you to work in an office.

Yes, I'm all about you. You are the reason I live and breathe, the reason I wake and the reason I smile when I slumber. You are the reason the sun sets and the tides swell. Yes, you are the reason.

I'm too good to work in an office. Actually, I'm too bad to work in an office. I'm a smartass and I don't like doing other peoples (does that get an apostrophe? I always forget) dirty work and I don't like watching chair-cows graze on Hershey's minis and rice cakes.

But you make the office world go 'round.

[Riotgear]

Cracks - Everyone needs and 'Aussie'.

[OnBendedKnee]

And every 'Aussie' needs a crack.

[Riotgear]

I wonder if she has me on ignore.

[OnBendedKnee]

This forum shouldn't offer an ignore button.

[Duchess]

This forum shouldn't offer an ignore button.

I agree but I don't have a choice. It's part of this particular software.

[OnBendedKnee]

That makes sense (otherwise I had a feeling you would have killed that feature long ago).

I'm not even sure where that toggle is and don't want to know.