Ma

[Donovan]

Already got one, thanks. I understand and respect the need to control one's nastier impulses. I started to get the hint that the entire rest of the world might be onto something about me when I started hearing the same phrases over and over. When one person calls you a heartless bastard you can safely ignore it; when it's two or a dozen or a hundred, you might wanna at least give the matter some thought.

At least that's what I've heard. I'm a fucking prince.

[HairOfTheDog]

If it is a persona at least it's a likable one. There's been some real assholes come through Mock.

I feel like I'm an asshole sometimes. With compassion, however.

I've been that way since early childhood. I've never done well with stupid people.

On the athletic field, I was the star and would not put up with my teammates ineptitude. Wasn't good. I learned though.

In the old days (think Springsteen's 'Glory Days') I'd have my buddies ex-girlfriends basically throw themselves at me after they'd broken up.

I was also the one who simply got by (on talent alone) and never really applied myself. Sad.

But, I've always cared, and have a super-sensitive side.

Duchess, you and I (more you than me) don't get along very well. I thought a bit of background about me may help you tolerate me a little more.

This is actually why I like you, MS. You are "that guy" in some ways, you know it, and you generally don't try to hide it.

It's also why I truly liked your Uncle Rico avatar - my favorite character from "Napolean Dynamite". I love that movie. My friends all hate it and find nothing funny about it. Fuck em; it cracks me up every single time I see it on cable and can't turn past it.

Pedro for President!

[Midwest Spy]

If it is a persona at least it's a likable one. There's been some real assholes come through Mock.

I feel like I'm an asshole sometimes. With compassion, however.

I've been that way since early childhood. I've never done well with stupid people.

On the athletic field, I was the star and would not put up with my teammates ineptitude. Wasn't good. I learned though.

In the old days (think Springsteen's 'Glory Days') I'd have my buddies ex-girlfriends basically throw themselves at me after they'd broken up.

I was also the one who simply got by (on talent alone) and never really applied myself. Sad.

But, I've always cared, and have a super-sensitive side.

Duchess, you and I (more you than me) don't get along very well. I thought a bit of background about me may help you tolerate me a little more.

This is actually why I like you, MS. You are "that guy" in some ways, you know it, and you generally don't try to hide it.

It's also why I truly liked your Uncle Rio avatar - my favorite character from "Napolean Dynamite". I love that movie. My friends all hate it and find nothing funny about it. Fuck em; it cracks me up every single time I see it on cable and can't turn past it.

Pedro for President!

I may have to bring Uncle Rico's pic back (everyone else said he was super ugly) to make you and me happy.

Thanks for the compliments!!

By the way, what's your sign?

[FAHQTOO]

I've also been dumped on here pretty good at times, too. I think I've handled it fairly well.


By who?? Just tell me and I'll kick their ass...

[HairOfTheDog]

This is actually why I like you, MS. You are "that guy" in some ways, you know it, and you generally don't try to hide it.

It's also why I truly liked your Uncle Rio avatar - my favorite character from "Napolean Dynamite". I love that movie. My friends all hate it and find nothing funny about it. Fuck em; it cracks me up every single time I see it on cable and can't turn past it.

Pedro for President!

I may have to bring Uncle Rico's pic back (everyone else said he was super ugly) to make you and me happy.

Thanks for the compliments!!

By the way, what's your sign?

Hey man, I'm not buying the breast enhancer. Take the compliments and move along, now... I've seen what your product does to a woman.

[Midwest Spy]

@Fahqtoo: Very funny!

[Midwest Spy]

Hey man, I'm not buying the breast enhancer. Take the compliments and move along, now... I've seen what your product does to a woman.

Is that what Rico was selling? Probably not. I thought it was a kind of 'tupperware' that would NOT break, ever.

BTW, I'm pretty sure you don't need any enhancements.

Hmmmm, let's see... pretty smile, long legs and curves for days. Oh yeah, smart and witty too!

Why do men always put women's traits in the wrong order?

[Cracker]

Where are all the people who were up Ma's ass?

You people are fickle. You only like Ma when he's kissing your ass.

I don't know if that speaks to Ma's character or to your own. You will have to decide that.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hey man, I'm not buying the breast enhancer. Take the compliments and move along, now... I've seen what your product does to a woman.

Is that what Rico was selling? Probably not. I thought it was a kind of 'tupperware' that would NOT break, ever.

BTW, I'm pretty sure you don't need any enhancements.

Hmmmm, let's see... pretty smile, long legs and curves for days. Oh yeah, smart and witty too!

Why do men always put women's traits in the wrong order?

C'mon now. You've seen the movie. He was selling breast enhancers (which were really steroids).

My new Fuji is my favorite uncle's old Fuji; about 10 years old and on its last legs. Lighting, magnification and date all screw up every damn time I change the batteries, which is all of the time. I'm pretty tempted to take a picture of myself in today's Spring Cleaning mode with Dick's trademarked date & sign style message in the pic. Not pretty, but real.

You shouldn't have to be pretty to post on the gawddamn internet (though, I do agree that Mock has a good looking bunch - just wouldn't care if we were all dogs either).

I'm a Libra.

Do the chickens have large talons?

P.s. I probably need to step away from the cleaning products for awhile. Haha.

[HairOfTheDog]

Where are all the people who were up Ma's ass?

You people are fickle. You only like Ma when he's kissing your ass.

I don't know if that speaks to Ma's character or to your own. You will have to decide that.

Ma has never kissed my ass and I have never kissed his ass. Imo, he knows that he has carved a place for himself here at Mock and he will come back when he's ready. Hopefully, that will be soon.

I always miss Dick when he's gone for more than a couple of days too.

[Midwest Spy]

Where are all the people who were up Ma's ass?

You people are fickle. You only like Ma when he's kissing your ass.

I don't know if that speaks to Ma's character or to your own. You will have to decide that.

Ma has never kissed my ass and I have never kissed his ass. Imo, he knows that he has carved a place for himself here at Mock and he will come back when he's ready. Hopefully, that will be soon.

I always miss Dick when he's gone for more than a couple of days too.

I miss the crotchety old bastard (Ricardo).

Dick, why are you doing this to me and HotD?

HotD: go ahead and post the pic of you working/cleaning. Just wear a flattering top (for me).

Thanks!

[Clang McFly]

Hey man, I'm not buying the breast enhancer. Take the compliments and move along, now... I've seen what your product does to a woman.

Is that what Rico was selling? Probably not. I thought it was a kind of 'tupperware' that would NOT break, ever.

BTW, I'm pretty sure you don't need any enhancements.

Hmmmm, let's see... pretty smile, long legs and curves for days. Oh yeah, smart and witty too!

Why do men always put women's traits in the wrong order?

C'mon now. You've seen the movie. He was selling breast enhancers (which were really steroids).

My new Fuji is my favorite uncle's old Fuji; about 10 years old and on its last legs. Lighting, magnification and date all screw up every damn time I change the batteries, which is all of the time. I'm pretty tempted to take a picture of myself in today's Spring Cleaning mode with Dick's trademarked date & sign style message in the pic. Not pretty, but real.

You shouldn't have to be pretty to post on the gawddamn internet (though, I do agree that Mock has a good looking bunch - just wouldn't care if we were all dogs either).

I'm a Libra.

Do the chickens have large talons?

P.s. I probably need to step away from the cleaning products for awhile. Haha.

He was selling the tupperware too. Also helped Kip buy that "time machine" online.

[HairOfTheDog]

He was selling the tupperware too. Also helped Kip buy that "time machine" online.

Ah Clang, I figured you'd like this movie too.

Go Kip!

Can't believe MS doesn't remember Uncle Rico with his flyers about breast enhancement; offending the prom date and her mother, offending Deb... MS hears "breasts" and the rest is blank.

Gotta love the man, right?

[aussiefriend]

Ma makes me laugh, and I hope I have made Ma giggle. That is not asskissing, it's an old concept called 'friendship'. He has contributed here, he got caught in that whole toxic subject, I think unwittingly.

[Midwest Spy]

He was selling the tupperware too. Also helped Kip buy that "time machine" online.

Ah Clang, I figured you'd like this movie too.

Go Kip!

Can't believe MS doesn't remember Uncle Rico with his flyers about breast enhancement; offending the prom date and her mother, offending Deb... MS hears "breasts" and the rest is blank.

Gotta love the man, right?

I remember that scene now.

Uncle Rico, a man after my own heart!

You're right, too. I hear 'breasts' or better yet, see them, and I'm in a daze.

[username]

Ma makes me laugh, and I hope I have made Ma giggle. That is not asskissing, it's an old concept called 'friendship'. He has contributed here, he got caught in that whole toxic subject, I think unwittingly.

Ma may be dumb but I don't think he's that stupid. Besides, he chose to start that thread. Fuck Ma, where's my Dick?








Har har.

[aussiefriend]

Ma may be dumb but I don't think he's that stupid. Besides, he chose to start that thread. Fuck Ma, where's my Dick?

Your dick is located below the abdomen next to your testicles.

[Midwest Spy]

Ma makes me laugh, and I hope I have made Ma giggle. That is not asskissing, it's an old concept called 'friendship'. He has contributed here, he got caught in that whole toxic subject, I think unwittingly.

Aussie, sometimes you seem very gullible.

Am I saying don't ever give people the benefit of the doubt? No, but really look at every possible angle of a story/scenario. After doing that, then draw your conclusions.

I say this only cuz I like you.

[sally]

Ma makes me laugh, and I hope I have made Ma giggle. That is not asskissing, it's an old concept called 'friendship'.

Fake friendship, Aussie. You do not have a friendship with some old pasta fazool making troll just because you sent him a video of you dancing to Papa Don't Preach.

This is exactly why you get fucked with both here and IRL.

[Donovan]

Ma makes me laugh, and I hope I have made Ma giggle. That is not asskissing, it's an old concept called 'friendship'. He has contributed here, he got caught in that whole toxic subject, I think unwittingly.

Ooooooooh THAT's what Gear's talking about.