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WTF?
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#1
05-01-2009, 02:48 PM
OK NOW I've seen it all. ::blink::

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#2
05-01-2009, 03:23 PM
That thing will be a godsend to the lard asses of the world...No shit. ::gigg::
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#3
05-01-2009, 03:32 PM
i think it's a good thing for people like stroke victims or post-op patients, who want to attend to their own personal care as much as possible.

















































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05-01-2009, 03:37 PM
jackboots Wrote:i think it's a good thing for people like stroke victims or post-op patients, who want to attend to their own personal care as much as possible.

And fat cunts who can't reach their arse::bvomit::
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05-01-2009, 03:40 PM
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why would you want two? incase you absorb the first?
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#6
05-01-2009, 03:49 PM
Jesus, who in the hell buys all that crap. Look at this stupid thing.



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05-01-2009, 05:14 PM
I always wondered what an ass wipe looked like. Other than my ex that is.
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05-01-2009, 06:39 PM
[user=88]ramseycat[/user] wrote:
Quote:I always wondered what an ass wipe looked like. Other than my ex that is.



What.....you live in a house with no mirrors?
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05-01-2009, 06:51 PM
When I was in France I made the mistake of pressing the wrong button on a bidet. It woke me RIGHT the Fuck up!
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05-01-2009, 06:52 PM
Maggot Wrote:When I was in France I made the mistake of pressing the wrong button on a bidet. It woke me RIGHT the Fuck up!
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ahhh, you got the drinking fountain feature eh?
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05-01-2009, 06:55 PM
I felt violated is some rude clownish way.
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05-01-2009, 07:18 PM
Want to feel REALLY violated? I was taking a shit in an old Ukrainian outhouse a number of years ago (I had no options). The hole was nearly topped off to the brim with, what I assume, to be many years of crap and piss. I pinched a pretty hard and large loaf and when it hit the surface, splashed a bunch of 'whatever' all over my ass. To add insult to injury, I only had some glossy catalog paper to wipe with.

It actually gets tackier than this as the house had no indoor plumbing and I had to wait to boil water before I could get a lather up to get washed.

Now that's "violated".
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05-01-2009, 08:32 PM
I enjoyed that lol
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05-10-2009, 08:37 PM
[user=154]Luke Warmwater[/user] wrote:
Quote: To add insult to injury, I only had some glossy catalog paper to wipe with.
Be glad it wasn't just a corn cob!
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