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DEFILED - IN A GOOD WAY
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08-05-2012, 09:58 PM
(08-05-2012, 02:52 PM)username Wrote: I just realized I said it might have been Rob and then later, I got robbed.

Har har.

hah
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08-05-2012, 10:01 PM
his name was wendy (wendall)...i was 15...he was a hippie and we were crazy in love ...it was over in about two minutes. i was quite disappointed. but even the worst sex is still fun.
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08-06-2012, 08:16 AM
Yep, I remember. He turned out to be an asshole.
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08-06-2012, 08:19 AM
(08-05-2012, 10:01 PM)pspence Wrote: even the worst sex is still fun.


Surely you're joking?
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08-06-2012, 10:08 AM
Yes. He was my high school sweet heart. We were almost married.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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08-06-2012, 06:15 PM
(08-06-2012, 08:16 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Yep, I remember. He turned out to be an asshole.

no that was another guy hah
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08-06-2012, 06:21 PM
(08-06-2012, 08:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-05-2012, 10:01 PM)pspence Wrote: even the worst sex is still fun.


Surely you're joking?

you can be a lousy bowler but still have fun bowling. 59
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08-06-2012, 06:24 PM
(08-06-2012, 06:21 PM)pspence Wrote:
(08-06-2012, 08:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-05-2012, 10:01 PM)pspence Wrote: even the worst sex is still fun.


Surely you're joking?

you can be a lousy bowler but still have fun bowling. 59

i'm a fabulous bowler...hah i was saying you, as a global you Smiley_emoticons_smile
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08-06-2012, 06:25 PM


Bad sex is not fun, I'd rank it up there with cooking.
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08-06-2012, 07:07 PM
(08-06-2012, 06:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Bad sex is not fun, I'd rank it up there with cooking.

this statement cannot be made without proper clarification:

was the partner only capable of bad sex due to a physical disability, incapacited by alcohol or just liked porn better?

was the bad sex as a result of him being the bad sexee or were we the bad sexor?

was your partner thinking about his uncle henry rather than you during critical control points ?

Are we talking about cooking homemade speghetti or warming a poptart?
As you can see, some deep questionaires are necessary before drawing concrete conclusions. Sherlock
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08-06-2012, 07:09 PM
I like the terms sexee/sexor. What's a critical control point?
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08-06-2012, 07:17 PM
(08-06-2012, 07:09 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What's a critical control point?


When she starts talking to God.
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08-06-2012, 07:59 PM
(08-06-2012, 07:07 PM)pspence Wrote: was your partner thinking about his uncle henry rather than you during critical control points ?

I think sex with a gay, incestuous guy is pretty much doomed from the get go.

Isn't there a candy bar called "Oh Henry"? Who knew.
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08-06-2012, 08:02 PM
A crical controlpoint is a moment of significance in an event. An example of a critical control ...

A) when the teapot first starts to whistle.

Jeeezzz. Do I have to explain everything??? Beat_deadhorse
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08-06-2012, 08:04 PM
(08-06-2012, 08:02 PM)pspence Wrote: A crical controlpoint is a moment of significance in an event. An example of a critical control ...

A) when the teapot first starts to whistle.

Jeeezzz. Do I have to explain everything???


Yeah, well if you can't get the water to boil first, it's not going to happen, right?
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08-06-2012, 08:19 PM
(08-06-2012, 08:04 PM)username Wrote:
(08-06-2012, 08:02 PM)pspence Wrote: A crical controlpoint is a moment of significance in an event. An example of a critical control ...

A) when the teapot first starts to whistle.

Jeeezzz. Do I have to explain everything???


Yeah, well if you can't get the water to boil first, it's not going to happen, right?


Finally, someone gets it! It's so simple ...if you want to bounce on a trampoline, you've got to take off your shoes and jump in.
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#37
08-06-2012, 08:27 PM
I've never been a "sexee" without also being a "sexor".

Maybe I'm investing too much in the whole thing...
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08-06-2012, 08:41 PM
(08-06-2012, 08:27 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I've never been a "sexee" without also being a "sexor".

Maybe I'm investing too much in the whole thing...

I did. Once. Hot Asian guy but I could have been the Goddess of Love and still that sucker wouldn't budge. Worst experience. He was determined to get me off but nothing I could do would help him. Hopefully he found Viagra when it first came out.

TMI. hah
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#39
08-06-2012, 09:19 PM
hah

I don't know why we're trying to convince pspence that bad sex isn't fun anyway. If she's gonna try her hand at prostitution, I'm thinking that's just the right attitude...
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08-06-2012, 09:29 PM
*snicker*
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