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#21
09-02-2012, 01:55 PM
Ramsey did you know cigar smoke actually comes out the end of the penis when one inhales it deeply enough? In fact, a cigar smoker's favorite sex act is to receive oral while smoking, so that both partners get to enjoy the cigar.

It's called a reverse fire engine.

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#22
09-02-2012, 02:01 PM
Donovan, I don't know if you heard or not, but Ramsey isn't a team player.
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#23
09-02-2012, 02:09 PM
So she probably wouldn't want to hear about the "rusty chainsaw?"
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#24
09-02-2012, 02:17 PM
There's no rusty chainsaw in team.
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#25
09-02-2012, 04:07 PM
Smoke out of a penis? No. Rusty chainsaw? No.

OBK, I don't care enough about whether or not Gear smokes to try and change his mind. I said my peace and that's that.

I can be a team player when it suits me.
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#26
09-02-2012, 04:27 PM
(09-02-2012, 04:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I can be a team player when it suits me.

That's not....Jesusfuckingchristnevermind.
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09-02-2012, 04:28 PM
(09-02-2012, 04:27 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-02-2012, 04:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I can be a team player when it suits me.

That's not....Jesusfuckingchristnevermind.

hah
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#28
09-02-2012, 08:01 PM
You laugh now, but just wait 'till you Google, "rusty chainsaw".

I just did and I ain't smil'in.
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09-02-2012, 08:16 PM
Note to self: do NOT google rusty chainsaw.
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09-02-2012, 08:22 PM
Note to self: Stop making invisible notes to self.
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09-02-2012, 08:24 PM
Did you read my note to self here on Mock? Then it's not invisible is it. And how do you know I didn't write it down? You don't do you??? HHHMMPPF!
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#32
09-02-2012, 08:38 PM
Why don't you two just agree to disagree?
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#33
09-02-2012, 08:41 PM
Agreed.
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#34
09-02-2012, 08:43 PM
It is what it is.

I trust the sarcasm is coming through.
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#35
09-02-2012, 10:47 PM
(09-02-2012, 08:01 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You laugh now, but just wait 'till you Google, "rusty chainsaw".

I just did and I ain't smil'in.

(09-02-2012, 08:16 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Note to self: do NOT google rusty chainsaw.

Holy shit there really IS a "rusty chainsaw?" LOL I just made that up because it sounded like it would be gross if it were a sex act.

Damn, now I'm tempted to google it so I know what my subconscious mind has been up to.
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#36
09-02-2012, 10:49 PM
Holy shit....Donovan...is...


Google?

Back off Samsung man. Not cool.
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#37
09-03-2012, 06:48 AM
I have been accused of being a goddamn knowitall. And Samsung had it coming for fucking with the evil empire.
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#38
09-03-2012, 09:23 AM
If I have any extra money, I spend it on my kids. We were school shopping and I saw a pair of $150 on clearance for $30 and I didn't buy them because the money I had was for me to spend on my boys. My oldest was so pissed I wouldn't buy them (he understands my shoe obsession). I rarely spend money on myself. Its them or house stuff.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#39
09-03-2012, 09:25 AM
If I have any extra money, I spend it on my kids. We were school shopping and I saw a pair of $150 shoes on clearance for $30 and I didn't buy them because the money I had was for me to spend on my boys. My oldest was so pissed I wouldn't buy them (he understands my shoe obsession). I rarely spend money on myself. Its them or house stuff.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#40
09-03-2012, 09:36 AM
(09-03-2012, 09:25 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I saw a pair of $150 shoes on clearance for $30 and I didn't buy them


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