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GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD
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#101
09-08-2012, 08:13 PM
Ya' gotta be careful wherever ya' go.
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#102
09-08-2012, 08:20 PM
Amen to that brother.
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09-08-2012, 08:26 PM
(09-08-2012, 08:20 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Amen to that brother.

Ya' just gotta remember to celebrate estrogen (no matter how oppressive and suffocating it might become).
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#104
09-08-2012, 08:29 PM
(09-08-2012, 08:26 PM)cladking Wrote:
(09-08-2012, 08:20 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Amen to that brother.

Ya' just gotta remember to celebrate estrogen (no matter how oppressive and suffocating it might become).

I was able to gather from another conversation that you can basically just hold your nose.
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09-09-2012, 06:30 AM


I think some men are so desperate to get laid that they will bang anything. Funky smelling kitties are not the norm. You should probably stay away from those that are, just give it a pass for christssake.
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#106
09-09-2012, 01:19 PM
(09-09-2012, 06:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I think some men are so desperate to get laid that they will bang anything. Funky smelling kitties are not the norm. You should probably stay away from those that are, just give it a pass for christssake.

Hey thanks for the advice but I think we got this.
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#107
09-09-2012, 01:23 PM
If that cat shits in my garage again imma gonna wrap it in a potato sack with a brick and toss him in the pool. Stinky SOB I'm gagging. I gotta wait till a shell dries around it to go near it. Good lord!!!
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#108
09-09-2012, 01:25 PM
(09-09-2012, 01:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: If that cat shits in my garage again imma gonna wrap it in a potato sack with a brick and toss him in the pool. Stinky SOB I'm gagging. I gotta wait till a shell dries around it to go near it. Good lord!!!

Maybe you can reason with him?
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#109
09-09-2012, 01:26 PM
I've tried but he is getting old and falling apart. His days are numbered. He is on his 8th life. He's 16 this year.
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09-09-2012, 01:30 PM
I'm not a cat person, but I can appreciate the value of having a pet. Maybe brick first then sack?
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#111
09-09-2012, 01:34 PM
(09-08-2012, 07:27 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-08-2012, 07:23 PM)cladking Wrote: I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.

I do like messing around though.

Well, one up the ass is...one thing, but you let these crazy bitches run with the idea and before you know it you have a cock in your mouth, one in your ass, tears in your eyes, nobody to love you and nothing in return.

Fucking estrogen assassins around here. You'd almost be tempted to think men treated them poorly in the past.

Good cover up 113
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#112
09-09-2012, 01:37 PM
(09-09-2012, 01:30 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm not a cat person, but I can appreciate the value of having a pet. Maybe brick first then sack?

That would be messy.
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#113
09-09-2012, 01:40 PM
Not if you wrap the brick in saran wrap.
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#114
09-09-2012, 01:54 PM
Maybe if I was Martha Srewart.
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#115
09-09-2012, 02:20 PM
We may have inadvertently stumbled onto a niche' market - Pre-wrapped bricks.
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09-09-2012, 07:59 PM
The Mexicans are ahead on this one.
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#117
09-09-2012, 08:05 PM
(09-09-2012, 07:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: The Mexicans are ahead on this one.

Agreed. But their food is just so good.
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#118
09-09-2012, 08:39 PM
Who knew five basic ingredients could lead to such goodness.
Proves there is a God, and he's mexican.
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09-09-2012, 09:13 PM
God maybe a bato, but Jesus is already back.

Russel Brand is Jesus Christ.

Back and doing all the lame shit Jesus would be doing on his return. Fucking chicks at yoga studios, being famous for nothing in particular and so on.

I don't suppose anyone remembers seeing a RB during his meteroric rise to power? No? Funny how he showed up around the age of 33. Hmmm.

I really think I'm on to something here.
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09-09-2012, 09:17 PM
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