Ya' gotta be careful wherever ya' go.

Amen to that brother.

(09-08-2012, 08:20 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Amen to that brother.

Ya' just gotta remember to celebrate estrogen (no matter how oppressive and suffocating it might become).

(09-08-2012, 08:26 PM)cladking Wrote:

(09-08-2012, 08:20 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Amen to that brother.

Ya' just gotta remember to celebrate estrogen (no matter how oppressive and suffocating it might become).

I was able to gather from another conversation that you can basically just hold your nose.

I think some men are so desperate to get laid that they will bang anything. Funky smelling kitties are not the norm. You should probably stay away from those that are, just give it a pass for christssake.

(09-09-2012, 06:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I think some men are so desperate to get laid that they will bang anything. Funky smelling kitties are not the norm. You should probably stay away from those that are, just give it a pass for christssake.

Hey thanks for the advice but I think we got this.

If that cat shits in my garage again imma gonna wrap it in a potato sack with a brick and toss him in the pool. Stinky SOB I'm gagging. I gotta wait till a shell dries around it to go near it. Good lord!!!

(09-09-2012, 01:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: If that cat shits in my garage again imma gonna wrap it in a potato sack with a brick and toss him in the pool. Stinky SOB I'm gagging. I gotta wait till a shell dries around it to go near it. Good lord!!!

Maybe you can reason with him?

I've tried but he is getting old and falling apart. His days are numbered. He is on his 8^th life. He's 16 this year.

I'm not a cat person, but I can appreciate the value of having a pet. Maybe brick first then sack?

(09-08-2012, 07:27 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(09-08-2012, 07:23 PM)cladking Wrote: I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.

I do like messing around though.

Well, one up the ass is...one thing, but you let these crazy bitches run with the idea and before you know it you have a cock in your mouth, one in your ass, tears in your eyes, nobody to love you and nothing in return.

Fucking estrogen assassins around here. You'd almost be tempted to think men treated them poorly in the past.

Good cover up

(09-09-2012, 01:30 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm not a cat person, but I can appreciate the value of having a pet. Maybe brick first then sack?

That would be messy.

Not if you wrap the brick in saran wrap.

Maybe if I was Martha Srewart.

We may have inadvertently stumbled onto a niche' market - Pre-wrapped bricks.

The Mexicans are ahead on this one.

(09-09-2012, 07:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: The Mexicans are ahead on this one.

Agreed. But their food is just so good.

Who knew five basic ingredients could lead to such goodness.
Proves there is a God, and he's mexican.

God maybe a bato, but Jesus is already back.

Russel Brand is Jesus Christ.

Back and doing all the lame shit Jesus would be doing on his return. Fucking chicks at yoga studios, being famous for nothing in particular and so on.

I don't suppose anyone remembers seeing a RB during his meteroric rise to power? No? Funny how he showed up around the age of 33. Hmmm.

I really think I'm on to something here.