Holiday Craft...

[Maggot]

How the heck do you get the food coloring into the ballons?

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Its almost the time of year when I get busy making stuff for christmas. I am into a lot of things, Blacksmithing, knife making, Trad Archery, I make bread, beer, wine, soap, booz.
Haven't had a lot of time for the hard arts lately, but folks are usually pretty happy with my stocking stuffers.
Most folks will be getting a bag with a couple beers, bottle of wine, lil taste of distilled magic, loaf of bread and a selection of hand made soaps.

Your post is so fascinating! you certainly are into a lot of things, do you have a coke furnace? you should tell us more, what kind of knives do you make fishing, hunting? What is Trad Archery? What kind of bread do you make? do you use your own beer in it for yeast? Nothing better than the smell of baking bread and a big pot of soup on the stove to go with it.

I use a gas fired Forge and a coal fired forge. Made both myself along with the heat treating oven. Make all kinds of blades, mostly from repurposed steel like car springs, some small bird and trout knives up to large choppers. Trad is Traditional archery, Long Bows, wooded arrows, feather fletchings instead of plastic, all hand made. I use my spent grains and beer for making bread and have several recepies that folks seem to like and brow most of my own herbs.

[JsMom]

Jesus Christ you people are retarded if freezing colored water in a balloon excites you.


Which part is the cool part? Filling the balloons? Putting in the food coloring? The exciting wait while the water freezes? Cutting off the balloon?

I hope you dumbasses can't wash the food coloring off your patio. Some of you need the visual reminder.

Be sure to tell all your friends so they can laugh at you.

Or maybe make them for Christmas gifts.

First off they will not be on my patio. They will be scattered throughout my yard. I think they look neat. I honestly don't care what you think. My son will enjoy it and that's what matters. You stick in the mud. Since you know best, what are some things you take the time to make with your youngin' for the Holidays?

[JsMom]

Narcissist. You are better than everyone aren't you?

It's a safety hazard, Aussie. Little kids can fall on them and people can trip over them in the dark.

It's too hot to set out frozen water balloons in Australia for Christmas, but I hope to hell you stub the fuck out of your toe on a baby Jesus.

Little kids do not run through my yard on christmas day. Same to you, what kinda crafts to you make with your kids during the holidays?

[JsMom]

How the heck do you get the food coloring into the ballons?

[sally]

Narcissist. You are better than everyone aren't you?

It's a safety hazard, Aussie. Little kids can fall on them and people can trip over them in the dark.

It's too hot to set out frozen water balloons in Australia for Christmas, but I hope to hell you stub the fuck out of your toe on a baby Jesus.

Little kids do not run through my yard on christmas day. Same to you, what kinda crafts to you make with your kids during the holidays?

I don't make things that people can injure themselves on, I'll tell you that. Some stupid kid is going to try to walk over the pretty marbles, fall and bust his head open and then you'll get sued for everything you own which is nothing. I hope your stupid crafts were worth it.

[JsMom]

Narcissist. You are better than everyone aren't you?

It's a safety hazard, Aussie. Little kids can fall on them and people can trip over them in the dark.

It's too hot to set out frozen water balloons in Australia for Christmas, but I hope to hell you stub the fuck out of your toe on a baby Jesus.

Little kids do not run through my yard on christmas day. Same to you, what kinda crafts to you make with your kids during the holidays?

I don't make things that people can injure themselves on, I'll tell you that. Some stupid kid is going to try to walk over the pretty marbles, fall and bust his head open and then you'll get sued for everything you own which is nothing. I hope your stupid crafts were worth it.

There is no young children on my street.

So now you know what I own? Your just in an up roar with Cracker because you bitches don't "believe" in (the real meaning of) Christmas.

[Clang McFly]

Narcissist. You are better than everyone aren't you?

It's a safety hazard, Aussie. Little kids can fall on them and people can trip over them in the dark.

It's too hot to set out frozen water balloons in Australia for Christmas, but I hope to hell you stub the fuck out of your toe on a baby Jesus.

Little kids do not run through my yard on christmas day. Same to you, what kinda crafts to you make with your kids during the holidays?

I don't make things that people can injure themselves on, I'll tell you that. Some stupid kid is going to try to walk over the pretty marbles, fall and bust his head open and then you'll get sued for everything you own which is nothing. I hope your stupid crafts were worth it.

There is no young children on my street.

So now you know what I own? Your just in an up roar with Cracker because you bitches don't "believe" in (the real meaning of) Christmas.

And seriously, if those little fuckers can't see brightly colored balls against a white background, they need glasses, not an injury lawyer.

[NightOwl]

Its almost the time of year when I get busy making stuff for christmas. I am into a lot of things, Blacksmithing, knife making, Trad Archery, I make bread, beer, wine, soap, booz.
Haven't had a lot of time for the hard arts lately, but folks are usually pretty happy with my stocking stuffers.
Most folks will be getting a bag with a couple beers, bottle of wine, lil taste of distilled magic, loaf of bread and a selection of hand made soaps.

Your post is so fascinating! you certainly are into a lot of things, do you have a coke furnace? you should tell us more, what kind of knives do you make fishing, hunting? What is Trad Archery? What kind of bread do you make? do you use your own beer in it for yeast? Nothing better than the smell of baking bread and a big pot of soup on the stove to go with it.

I use a gas fired Forge and a coal fired forge. Made both myself along with the heat treating oven. Make all kinds of blades, mostly from repurposed steel like car springs, some small bird and trout knives up to large choppers. Trad is Traditional archery, Long Bows, wooded arrows, feather fletchings instead of plastic, all hand made. I use my spent grains and beer for making bread and have several recepies that folks seem to like and brow most of my own herbs.

You are so talented!! I love it! I like to go to sales and watch for old tools. Awhile back on PBS Roy Underhill had a Blacksmith on his show I have put a link up, not sure if you ever saw the programme, it was fun to watch. It sounds to me like the arrows you make are possibly similar to what Native Americans would use, am I correct?

I like to grow herbs also I'm very keen on using them as much as possible. Do you make Lavender Soap? how about Peppermint Soap?
You have put me in the mood to make some home made bread with beer.
Have you put some rosemary in any of your breads?

Roy Underhill & Blacksmith
http://video.pbs.org/video/2178676894/

[NightOwl]

Owl, Nothing better than the smell of baking bread and a big pot of soap on the stove to go with it.

Everyone has been so sad lately about Lady Cop, it does you good to have a laugh now and again, I had tears running down my cheeks with this one, you are so damn WITTY!

[JsMom]

It's a safety hazard, Aussie. Little kids can fall on them and people can trip over them in the dark.

It's too hot to set out frozen water balloons in Australia for Christmas, but I hope to hell you stub the fuck out of your toe on a baby Jesus.

Little kids do not run through my yard on christmas day. Same to you, what kinda crafts to you make with your kids during the holidays?

I don't make things that people can injure themselves on, I'll tell you that. Some stupid kid is going to try to walk over the pretty marbles, fall and bust his head open and then you'll get sued for everything you own which is nothing. I hope your stupid crafts were worth it.

There is no young children on my street.

So now you know what I own? Your just in an up roar with Cracker because you bitches don't "believe" in (the real meaning of) Christmas.

And seriously, if those little fuckers can't see brightly colored balls against a white background, they need glasses, not an injury lawyer.

These bitches have no clue what fun is.

[username]

I make trips to the store.

[Cracker]

There is no young children on my street.

So now you know what I own? Your just in an up roar with Cracker because you bitches don't "believe" in (the real meaning of) Christmas.

What I can't believe is that you are an adult.

Yes, I am better than many of you. Because most of you are fucking stupid and/or neurotic. Some of you are also fugly.

[username]

There's at least one young one on her street. Her own.

[Clang McFly]

Little kids do not run through my yard on christmas day. Same to you, what kinda crafts to you make with your kids during the holidays?

I don't make things that people can injure themselves on, I'll tell you that. Some stupid kid is going to try to walk over the pretty marbles, fall and bust his head open and then you'll get sued for everything you own which is nothing. I hope your stupid crafts were worth it.

There is no young children on my street.

So now you know what I own? Your just in an up roar with Cracker because you bitches don't "believe" in (the real meaning of) Christmas.

And seriously, if those little fuckers can't see brightly colored balls against a white background, they need glasses, not an injury lawyer.

These bitches have no clue what fun is.

My mom is has no clue what fun is either. So by that logic I assume Cracker and sally are what like in their 70's or early 80's?

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Its almost the time of year when I get busy making stuff for christmas. I am into a lot of things, Blacksmithing, knife making, Trad Archery, I make bread, beer, wine, soap, booz.
Haven't had a lot of time for the hard arts lately, but folks are usually pretty happy with my stocking stuffers.
Most folks will be getting a bag with a couple beers, bottle of wine, lil taste of distilled magic, loaf of bread and a selection of hand made soaps.

Your post is so fascinating! you certainly are into a lot of things, do you have a coke furnace? you should tell us more, what kind of knives do you make fishing, hunting? What is Trad Archery? What kind of bread do you make? do you use your own beer in it for yeast? Nothing better than the smell of baking bread and a big pot of soup on the stove to go with it.

I use a gas fired Forge and a coal fired forge. Made both myself along with the heat treating oven. Make all kinds of blades, mostly from repurposed steel like car springs, some small bird and trout knives up to large choppers. Trad is Traditional archery, Long Bows, wooded arrows, feather fletchings instead of plastic, all hand made. I use my spent grains and beer for making bread and have several recepies that folks seem to like and brow most of my own herbs.

You are so talented!! I love it! I like to go to sales and watch for old tools. Awhile back on PBS Roy Underhill had a Blacksmith on his show I have put a link up, not sure if you ever saw the programme, it was fun to watch. It sounds to me like the arrows you make are possibly similar to what Native Americans would use, am I correct?

I like to grow herbs also I'm very keen on using them as much as possible. Do you make Lavender Soap? how about Peppermint Soap?
You have put me in the mood to make some home made bread with beer.
Have you put some rosemary in any of your breads?

Roy Underhill & Blacksmith
http://video.pbs.org/video/2178676894/

I don't know about Talented, I am blessed with an abundance of skills and a healthy lack of humility.
I have several Rosemary plants and use it extensively in Bread and Soap. The Rosemary soap will cure itchy scalp and dry skin. I make several mint related soaps including one that looks and smells like those Andes Dinner Mints (purported to induce spontaneous orgasms in women folk). Lavendar has always been one of my favs but the last batch of botanicals I bought I was not happy with the way the blooms looked, they were so dark they looked like bugs in the soap. The Goats Milk soap is really nice, but took me some time to figure out how to get the milk/lye processed without burning the milk.
Check around town and see if there is a Home Brew shop in the area. Check in with them and see about getting a bag of spent grains from someones latest brew. The content doesn't matter. Add say 2 cups of spent grain to your regular bread recipe and be prepared to enjoy.
The Trad arrows I make are Port Orford Cedar, nice straight grain, smell wonderful and make a superior arrow. I use modern material for the nocks (plastic) and steel tips, some for target and some for hunting. My hunting arrows are all cut on contact, which means basically a flying razor blade, nice quick kill and very little suffering for the critter. Most just drop without even knowing they got hit. So, close to the same but with the benefits of modern technological manufacturing. I have made completely from scratch arrows, but they are mostly for skills demo, not target and hunting use.

[JsMom]

There is no young children on my street.

So now you know what I own? Your just in an up roar with Cracker because you bitches don't "believe" in (the real meaning of) Christmas.

What I can't believe is that you are an adult.

Yes, I am better than many of you. Because most of you are fucking stupid and/or neurotic. Some of you are also fugly.

Your useless words would make an impact "if" I gave a flying fuck what you had to say. Or what you think. now stick that up your holier than thou ass and spin until you puke.

[Cracker]

If you can't be smart, stay klassy.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

[JsMom]

There's at least one young one on her street. Her own.

My son isn't blind and doesn't play in the front yard.