Did you know.....

[ZEROSPHERES]

I understand Dick would post wearing a cock ring but his posts were disjointed and he was continually interrupted as it would keep falling off and roiling across the floor.

[username]

I've got a Boba Fett one now as well that i wear.

If you've noticed I haven't been using any smilies that's because I can't find them on the mobile version of Mock.

You just have to type in the code. For example, colon hah colon will get you:

I don't know all the codes; just a few that I use regularly.

[ZEROSPHERES]

If you've noticed I haven't been using any smilies that's because I can't find them on the mobile version of Mock.

I won't use the mobile version. It is very limited on my Android. It won't display pics and uses only two colors. Switching to the full version remedies that and Mock comes through in the grand full desktop experience. It's a pain because the Droid defaults back to its mobile comfort zone when it's turned off and and back on.

[Duchess]

I did know the code for --->

[Cynical Ninja]

I understand Dick would post wearing a cock ring but his posts were disjointed and he was continually interrupted as it would keep falling off and roiling across the floor.

Now now.

Dicks cock ring helped him get through those long balmy New Mexico nights.

That and a copius amount of Jim Beam.

[Cynical Ninja]

I won't use the mobile version. It is very limited on my Android. It won't display pics and uses only two colors. Switching to the full version remedies that and Mock comes through in the grand full desktop experience. It's a pain because the Droid defaults back to its mobile comfort zone when its turned off and and back on.

The mobile version on my blackberry seems to be the same or very similar to the full version I can see pics and stuff.

Just no smilie menu to pick from.

:

[ZEROSPHERES]

Dick and the wife would argue about that ring. She would wear it as a wedding band during the day and would be pissed if he had lost it in a drunken stupor. They had arguments about the teeth they shared too.

[Cynical Ninja]

Did you see dicks photo when he posted it?

I couldn't believe it! Typical scrawny rat faced hick!

[ZEROSPHERES]

I missed that photo and he had deleted all his pics soon after I had come to Mock. He may have been concerned what entertainment (at his expense) some chopping of those pics might bring.

[Cynical Ninja]

It was so much a stereotypical image of a hick at first I thought he had copy and pasted it from google images as a joke.

Then he pointed out he was holding up a piece of paper with that days date written on it and something like fuck you OP (as I was known at the time) to prove it was him.

Why he was so desperate to prove it was him I have no idea, he looked like an ugly and scrawny little runt in the picture.

[ZEROSPHERES]

On the reverse side of that paper was "Mirror, Mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all'. .....He lived surrounded by things like that....the inscription on his cock ring was "I think I Can, I know I can"...

[Cynical Ninja]

On the reverse side of that paper was "Mirror, Mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all'. .....He lived surrounded by things like that....the inscription on his cock ring was "I think I Can, I know I can"...

Ha ha!

He posted some pictures of his pets once and all anyone could notice was all his carpets seemed to be covered in a lair of animal hair like the place hadn't been vacuumed in months.

Also there were lumps of dry wall everywhere and holes in walls and exposed electrical wiring all over the place.

He admitted he had several ongoing “projects” he was working on but honest to god what a fucking shitpile he was living in.

[Maggot]

I kinda liked Richard. He pissed everyone off equally.

[username]

I kinda liked Richard. He pissed everyone off equally.

Me too, the rat bastard.

[Maggot]

I kinda liked Richard. He pissed everyone off equally.

Me too, the rat bastard.

I'm glad you liked Dick.

[Cynical Ninja]

I liked him as well.

He was my forum punching bag who just kept coming back for more.

If it was a boxing match a referee would have called time in my favour months ago but he just kept coming back for more.

Ah inferiority thy name is dick.

I can't believe he disappeared based on a revealed betrayal.

What a naughty boy.

[HairOfTheDog]

So, today marks 237 years since America broke free of those royally greedy, slave-driving, bad teeth-having, murderous control freaks known as "them British bastards!".

Did you know...

A day of liberty...and death
In a bizarre twist of fate, founding fathers Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died 50 years later, on July 4, 1826.

Grab a weiner - everybody's doing it
Americans consume approximately 150,000,000 hot dogs over 4^th of July weekend (I'm doing my part; with mustard, onions and a little relish).

Light up the sky
Congress led the way for the encouragement of fireworks on the Fourth of July by authorizing a display on July 4, 1777, in Philadelphia, a year after the signing of the Declaration of Independence. At night there was a grand exhibition of fireworks, which began and concluded with thirteen rockets on the commons.

Benjamin Franklin gave the bald eagle the proverbial bird!
Franklin wrote: "He is a Bird of bad moral character. He does not get his Living honestly." "You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk."

For Whom the Bell Tolls
Due to concerns about cracking the iconic instrument, the Liberty Bell has not been rung since 1846. Instead, every year, to mark the Fourth of July, the 2,000-pound bell is tapped 13 times to signal for bells across the country to start ringing.

Some self-effacing American humor (warning - includes swearing):

[username]

That was great!

[Duchess]

Hahaha!

Slavery! Fuck yeah!

[Cynical Ninja]

I wonder where you got the idea for a red, white and blue flag from?

Probably an ode to the French without whoms help you would never have won independence.

And centuries later you were giving the French the finger and renaming your French fries freedom fries you ungrateful bitches.

Let me end by remaining on topic with a fascinating fact.

In Bulgaria nodding your head means no and shaking your head means yes.

The most offensive physical gesture in Greece is to spread your fingers and thrust your open palm towards someones face.