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I thought the nips would be more likely to tear their shells off and eat them alive the cruel slanty eyed motherfuckers.
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Fuck you, Pers, you twat. 
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On behalf of the UK I apologise for Piers Morgan.
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Even pool water isn't refreshing when it's 700 fuckin' degrees outside.
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(07-17-2013, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Even pool water isn't refreshing when it's 700 fuckin' degrees outside.
Yeah, my outside thermo was pegged at the top of the printed scale at 120, the last few days.
Today, just now looking at it, the pointer is way off the scale, possibly reading 128 or 130!!  It's way hotter here then in FL, WTF is up with that?!
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(07-17-2013, 08:44 AM)Duchess Wrote:
He straight up sucks.
He is an awful human being.
He was editor of the Daily Mirror when they published photos on the front page of British troops beating up Iraqi prisoners that were all FAKE! And STAGED! Motherfucker!
That's how much integrity he's got.
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(07-17-2013, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Even pool water isn't refreshing when it's 700 fuckin' degrees outside.
Bath water, another thing.........why would people wait till the hottest day of the year to decide they want central A.C. ? So some idiot can climb up into a crawl space of an attic and install a 400lbs unit with insulated flex shooting out of a plenum to cool their stupid asses thats why.
A guy sent me a cell phone picture of a thermometer in an attic space that read 160 deg. He was up there fucking with it and all I could think of was I hope he had someone watching his ass in case he passed out. That shit aint right.
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People are selfish.
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Has anyone watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape?
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Does she suffocate a guy to death with her humongous ass?
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Other than that it exists I know nothing about it so I don't know what it actually consists of or who she's with.
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(07-18-2013, 01:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Has anyone watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape?
I've seen a few parts that were on TV. Nothing too racy though. Why?
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Meh its okay.
Nothing particularly graphic or adventurous.
She sucks his dick, he fucks her doggy style, he comes over her, I suppose its the novelty value of the famousness on display I guess.
I can't remember if you are allowed to post links to porn here or not.
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(07-18-2013, 02:49 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why?
I heard a couple hausfraus talking about it at the deli earlier & I didn't want to question them so I question you all instead.
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(07-18-2013, 03:34 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I can't remember if you are allowed to post links to porn here or not.
I don't have a problem with you posting a link. I don't like it when newbies do it.
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Alrighty then!
This is the link that worked for me if it don't work for you google “kim kardashian sex tape” its like dog shit its all over the net.
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(07-18-2013, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: (07-18-2013, 03:34 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I can't remember if you are allowed to post links to porn here or not.
I don't have a problem with you posting a link. I don't like it when newbies do it.
I think porn links should go in the nudity forum·
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