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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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11-12-2013, 09:20 PM
And keeping on top of shaving your fuzzy peach.
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11-12-2013, 09:25 PM
(11-12-2013, 09:06 PM)username Wrote:
(11-12-2013, 02:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

The last rites are a sacrament, one of seven if I recall correctly, the first being baptism. It's done to remove all sin & insures she enters heaven in a state of grace or pureness, if you will.

Yes, Catholics are weird, I say respectfully to avoid the bolt of lightening from the sky.

Yeah well, believe it or not she's "improving". Big surprise She smiled today, was able to acknowledge people and ate some applesauce or something. The "smiling" part made my fucking day, I'll tell you. She has a no feeding-tube directive so the fact that she ate...wow. I hope she passes quietly in her sleep some night.

I'm freaking amazed.

When my mom told me, I made god damn sure that they only do the "last rites" shit once. My mom tells me it won't happen again. Phew. Maybe she should do some sinning in this grace period, right???

I'm glad (and a little surprised honestly) that she wasn't medicated to death by this point. I'm sorry (Sally) if that's a painful comment. :(


I'm glad she wasn't medicated out of her mind and still doing well with any pain, I can only hope I go that way. I guess it depends on the circumstances, but I think I'd rather go in my right mind and not completely out of it in my last days.

I'm not calling hospice when my time is up, that's for sure lol. Your comment wasn't hurtful, I'm glad she's doing well. At one time my mom came out of her medically induced near coma and told me she wanted to drink a cup of coffee like a normal human being, but they wouldn't let me give it to her. The whole experience was just so frustrating.
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11-14-2013, 03:13 AM
(11-12-2013, 08:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: My friend aussie is quiet too.

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Pretty sure she's either knee deep in school work or snagged herself a hard-on finally, so she's excused.

I have been up to my neck in studies and now finished that and submitted it. But, I have also been back at work, and have been exhausted when I get home, it's a long day.

And yes, I have a new love interest. oooohhh he is so nice, I like him so much. I wish I could hug him.
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11-14-2013, 12:00 PM
Yes, wait until the bandages come off the head and eyes.
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11-14-2013, 12:05 PM
(11-14-2013, 03:13 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: And yes, I have a new love interest. oooohhh he is so nice, I like him so much. I wish I could hug him.


Is he a bunny?
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11-14-2013, 12:43 PM
Maybe a rabbit.
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11-14-2013, 12:44 PM
(11-14-2013, 03:13 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I wish I could hug him.

Jesus Christ, did you pick another gay one?
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11-14-2013, 02:53 PM
(11-14-2013, 12:44 PM)username Wrote:
(11-14-2013, 03:13 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I wish I could hug him.

Jesus Christ, did you pick another gay one?

Sounds long distance, like an internet random. Or he's in jail. Or just plain fucking imaginary...
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11-14-2013, 02:55 PM
(11-14-2013, 02:53 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-14-2013, 12:44 PM)username Wrote:
(11-14-2013, 03:13 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I wish I could hug him.

Jesus Christ, did you pick another gay one?

Sounds long distance, like an internet random. Or he's in jail. Or just plain fucking imaginary...

Married?
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11-14-2013, 04:08 PM
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“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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11-14-2013, 04:44 PM


I'm pretty strong for a female, I can lift bales of hay & manage a 50 lb. bag of horse feed if I need to - I couldn't open the package my printer ink came in, I had to get scissors in order to cut and hack my way in. WTF.
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11-14-2013, 05:27 PM
What about an 80 pound bag of rock salt?
My brother made fun of me last winter because I couldn't lift it and had to drag it on the ground to move it.
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11-14-2013, 05:38 PM


I'd probably have to drag it too.
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11-14-2013, 05:42 PM
(11-14-2013, 05:27 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: What about an 80 pound bag of rock salt?
My brother made fun of me last winter because I couldn't lift it and had to drag it on the ground to move it.

Sorry Clang, but those are actually 40lb bags.
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11-14-2013, 07:04 PM
hah
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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11-14-2013, 09:59 PM
(11-14-2013, 05:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sorry Clang, but those are actually 40lb bags.
:( I can't do that much weight either
I tried to lift weights in college and had trouble lifting the 45 pound bar. I'm a 298 pound weakling.
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11-15-2013, 03:36 AM
geez is love to see you do a house removal Bwahaha.
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11-15-2013, 04:08 AM
(11-14-2013, 04:08 PM)crash Wrote: [Image: e66fee2e-f353-4c15-b4c8-595098fedd01_zpsdacc5ac3.jpg]

hah I am laughing at the replies. I am already getting cold feet. I lose interest pretty quickly.
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11-15-2013, 06:16 AM


I got a flu shot yesterday & today I feel like crap.
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11-15-2013, 08:12 AM
I got mine two weeks ago when I went to the doctor for bronchitis. My arm hurt for days. I'm still coughing like crazy so I'm going to have to go back. I hate going to the doctor.
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