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[ramseycat]

Do you want to be a priest because you feel you have a calling or because you feel that is your last option?

[sally]

I've been doing something about it. I've been applying for jobs and going on interviews. Its just that noone but you responds to those type posts(when I choose to share them) and I find it funnier to see people get riled up over my "welfare abuse" posts.

In fact today I looked into a job where God would be my boss. Spent all day at an informational priest retreat. Signed up to start going to discernment groups and find a spiritual director I can meet with and talk to.

You're a fat, fucking liar and an A+ troll. I don't give a shit anymore about your supposed milking the system just like I don't believe you'll ever be some spiritual/religious person. Anybody who thinks differently is crazy gullible.

I am a horrible excuse for a human being and a complete waste of space. Thanks for believing in me.

Are you still going to tell User that she has a stinky vagina when you become a priest or are you finally going to change your nasty attitude around here?

[username]

[Jimbone]

I think Clang should start his own thread where we can follow his journey towards the religious vocations.

It'd be an interesting read.

[Duchess]

I think Clang should start his own thread where we can follow his journey towards the religious vocations.

It'd be an interesting read.

I think that's an excellent idea but first he needs to experience a piece of ass.

Clang, I'd be happy to arrange that for you as well as pay her. Are you up for it?

[Jimbone]

I don't know about that, maybe the celibacy is part of what is calling him to the vocation?

Getting him laid may rob him of the sanctity he currently enjoys.

I do however think congregations will be confused to have a priest dressed like a nun occasionally.

[Clang McFly]

Do you want to be a priest because you feel you have a calling or because you feel that is your last option?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Seriously though, thats what I'm still trying to discern. I've certainly thought about it on and off over the years.

[Clang McFly]

I think Clang should start his own thread where we can follow his journey towards the religious vocations.

It'd be an interesting read.

I think that's an excellent idea but first he needs to experience a piece of ass.

Clang, I'd be happy to arrange that for you as well as pay her. Are you up for it?

Thanks but no thanks. If I'm going to try to become a priest I'd like to try and do it whole ass instead of half ass so I'll pass on the piece of ass.

[Clang McFly]

I don't know about that, maybe the celibacy is part of what is calling him to the vocation?

Getting him laid may rob him of the sanctity he currently enjoys.

I do however think congregations will be confused to have a priest dressed like a nun occasionally.

No, I plan to kill and bury crossdressing Clang later this month.

New year, new Clang.

[Clang McFly]

I think Clang should start his own thread where we can follow his journey towards the religious vocations.

It'd be an interesting read.

*low levels of sarcasm detected*

[Clang McFly]

I've been doing something about it. I've been applying for jobs and going on interviews. Its just that noone but you responds to those type posts(when I choose to share them) and I find it funnier to see people get riled up over my "welfare abuse" posts.

In fact today I looked into a job where God would be my boss. Spent all day at an informational priest retreat. Signed up to start going to discernment groups and find a spiritual director I can meet with and talk to.

You're a fat, fucking liar and an A+ troll. I don't give a shit anymore about your supposed milking the system just like I don't believe you'll ever be some spiritual/religious person. Anybody who thinks differently is crazy gullible.

I am a horrible excuse for a human being and a complete waste of space. Thanks for believing in me.

Are you still going to tell User that she has a stinky vagina when you become a priest or are you finally going to change your nasty attitude around here?

Yes, No.

Priests aren't perfect and one of the qualities they look for in a priest is a sense of humor.

[ramseycat]

I think Clang should start his own thread where we can follow his journey towards the religious vocations.

It'd be an interesting read.

I think that's an excellent idea but first he needs to experience a piece of ass.

Clang, I'd be happy to arrange that for you as well as pay her. Are you up for it?

Thanks but no thanks. If I'm going to try to become a priest I'd like to try and do it whole ass instead of half ass so I'll pass on the piece of ass.

[sally]

Yes, No.

Priests aren't perfect and one of the qualities they look for in a priest is a sense of humor.

Well then you should include a joke about smelly vaginas in your first homily to give the congregation a good laugh. "Oh that Father McFly, he's such a character".

[Duchess]

Priests aren't perfect

As a kid I was shocked to see our priest smoking Winston cigarettes & I knew a bolt of lightening would strike my Dad dead for offering him a beer.

[Clang McFly]

Yes, No.

Priests aren't perfect and one of the qualities they look for in a priest is a sense of humor.

Well then you should include a joke about smelly vaginas in your first homily to give the congregation a good laugh. "Oh that Father McFly, he's such a character".

I will.

[Clang McFly]

Priests aren't perfect

As a kid I was shocked to see our priest smoking Winston cigarettes & I knew a bolt of lightening would strike my Dad dead for offering him a beer.

I'm pretty sure priests are allowed to drink A beer. They just can't drink it to excess and get drunk.

[Duchess]

I'm pretty sure priests are allowed to drink A beer.

Of course they are, those were just thoughts of a little kid.

[Jimbone]

I think Clang should start his own thread where we can follow his journey towards the religious vocations.

It'd be an interesting read.

*low levels of sarcasm detected*

Actually not, I am serious.

My Dad was in the seminary, but obviously washed out before vows. Skirts were more appealing than a life of celibacy.

If you're truly on a journey, I think it might be interesting for anyone who might like to read along.

And if it's just a troll, than make it a good read and don't bore us.

[username]

Clang is funny. I'd like to give him a noogie though.

[Sphincter Cop]

Clang is funny. I'd like to give him a noogie though.

In the sign of the cross?