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LAMB FOR EASTER
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#81
03-16-2013, 12:32 PM
(03-16-2013, 11:05 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Here's one for you to ponder Cracker.

Matthew 7:1... Judge not that ye be not judged.

You can't throw scripture at heathens. Doesn't work. People try all the time.

I think it's cute how you resort to that for your answer, though.

You deserve the shit because you have cute little kids. Either your wife is super cool or she doesn't know what a perv you are.

Bothered you to be on the list of bad Christians, didn't it? haha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-16-2013, 12:46 PM
(03-16-2013, 12:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-16-2013, 11:05 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Here's one for you to ponder Cracker.

Matthew 7:1... Judge not that ye be not judged.

You can't throw scripture at heathens. Doesn't work. People try all the time.

I think it's cute how you resort to that for your answer, though.

You deserve the shit because you have cute little kids. Either your wife is super cool or she doesn't know what a perv you are.

Bothered you to be on the list of bad Christians, didn't it? haha

Remember, she married me when I was nearly 40. I had women texting me in the middle of the night when I was dating her. She knows.

However, within the bonds of matrimony, I've been faithful.

I told you what bothered me already. Being called creepy. That's a real kick in the junk.
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03-16-2013, 12:51 PM
(03-16-2013, 12:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-16-2013, 11:58 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yes, for me, the luster is definitely off of the anal beads.

How it happened, not sure...

So, MS, do you consider non-believers to be flawed or unworthy?

I've never once thought that ^^^, and at times have questioned my own faith, as there's substantial evidence to argue against there being a God.

I've chosen to believe that there is one. It doesn't mean I judge those that don't.

My mom went from being a non-Christian, to a very devout Christian(waking up at 6am to do her own daily bible study) to not believing in God at all. That's a very difficult position to be in IF you believe the Christian tenet.
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03-16-2013, 12:52 PM
@Cracker... BTW, thanks for the cute kids compliment!!
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03-16-2013, 01:14 PM


Jesus -

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Adam & Eve -

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#86
03-16-2013, 01:47 PM
Now wonder Adam couldn't resist Eve... just look at the smolder look she is giving him.

I've read The Bible on History Channel is getting high ratings. I'm not surprised, just more surprised that someone is a news story.

Well, maybe not that surprised.
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03-16-2013, 01:59 PM
Jesus is pretty damn hot!!
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03-16-2013, 02:17 PM
(03-16-2013, 01:59 PM)username Wrote: Jesus is pretty damn hot!!

How you doin'?

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03-16-2013, 02:22 PM
hah

I don't typically like beards or mustaches but it works for Jesus.
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03-16-2013, 04:03 PM
(03-16-2013, 01:59 PM)username Wrote: Jesus is pretty damn hot!!


Hubba Hubba
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03-16-2013, 04:15 PM
(03-16-2013, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-16-2013, 01:59 PM)username Wrote: Jesus is pretty damn hot!!


Hubba Hubba

Is it wrong to want to sit on the son of God's face?
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03-16-2013, 04:20 PM
(03-16-2013, 11:29 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-16-2013, 11:14 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Cracker is a non-believer MS. That alone tells me all I need to know.

What, rams? You can tell everything that you need to know about a person based on whether they share your religious beliefs or not? Btw, I don't get the sense that MS looks down on non-believers (could be wrong).

I personally don't see MS as "creepy". I do think he can be a little freaky though, mostly due to the anal beads fixation. I'm not a believer in anal beads myself, but I won't damn him to hell for it or anything.

I can't tell you how relieved I am that you don't believe in anal beads. There is help for you yet
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03-16-2013, 04:28 PM
(03-16-2013, 04:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(03-16-2013, 11:29 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-16-2013, 11:14 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Cracker is a non-believer MS. That alone tells me all I need to know.

What, rams? You can tell everything that you need to know about a person based on whether they share your religious beliefs or not? Btw, I don't get the sense that MS looks down on non-believers (could be wrong).

I personally don't see MS as "creepy". I do think he can be a little freaky though, mostly due to the anal beads fixation. I'm not a believer in anal beads myself, but I won't damn him to hell for it or anything.

I can't tell you how relieved I am that you don't believe in anal beads. There is help for you yet

It's easier to believe in anal beads than God. I can touch anal beads if I want. Don't good Catholics have prayer beads? Pray to the beads, folks.
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03-16-2013, 04:28 PM
We usually don't do the traditional Easter meal. BUT, being Irish and all, I am doing Corned Beef & Cabbage tomorrow. Went to 3 stores today before finding one that still had the beef.
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03-16-2013, 04:32 PM
(03-16-2013, 04:15 PM)username Wrote: Is it wrong to want to sit on the son of God's face?


No, he wants you to be happy. Go forth & orgasm. Priest
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03-16-2013, 04:34 PM
User, just make sure you wash those beads really good before you pray

Duchess, you crack me up. Lol
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03-16-2013, 04:44 PM
(03-16-2013, 04:28 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Went to 3 stores today before finding one that still had the beef.

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03-17-2013, 12:38 AM
The debil looks like an aged Obama!

Thank you white Jesus for being hot!
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03-17-2013, 02:48 PM
(03-17-2013, 12:38 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Thank you white Jesus for being hot!

The blacks should do their own musical version called, "The Jiz."

I would watch that.

How was Mass, ramsey? Everybody talking about the new Pope?
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03-27-2013, 04:21 PM


Did you know that Jews are Jews because their mothers are (something to do with the Vikings and rape & pillaging) & Catholics are Catholic because their fathers are?

High & thinking about religion.
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