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How did she get the pencil lead in her thigh? Her brother?
(03-27-2014, 07:55 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]How did she get the pencil lead in her thigh? Her brother?

I stuck a pencil in my leg playing basketball when I was a kid and it took all summer before my parents noticed the infectious bubble of puss. The "Summer of Love" was a bit prejudiced. But I lived.


Please guys, please don't wear those sweat bands that look like a girl's headband. I cannot stress to you enough just how faggoty it looks. Yuk.

...or those high pony tails if you have long hair.
I took my son to the DMV to get his drivers license and when we got there they had it all blocked off because someone called in a bomb threat. Thank Christ I changed my mind it didn't go earlier like I planned on, I'd probably still be stuck in there waiting for the bomb to go off.


Every time I have a problem with a particular app on my phone I imagine Donovan saying, SHITBERRY!

I love/hate my phone.
I am posting this here because I don't think it falls under the category of celebrities. I have watched the Reunion special of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I am looking at it from a conflict resolution perspective. Got to say these arguments and problems that they are having are resolvable.

I really wish I was sitting in the mediator/interviewers seat so that I could initiate peace between these fighting bitching women. I cannot see how it moves the women's movement forward with all this hatred towards each other. It would take advanced communication skills to say the right thing that needs to be said.

I just want to help them work out their issues, which I can see are still unresolved but are totally possible to heal and move forward with more stronger loving genuine relationships.

The guy that is interviewing is a professional TV person, not a person qualified to handle such issues that are causing havoc in these peoples lives.
A night at the ballet. Peter and the Wolf, then some Boca Symposium
Couple glasses of a rather nice merlot...
Then a ham sammich and bed
I used to have a shitberry so I feel your pain. They had some great features. Tough to see a former market leader go to ground.


This little boy's Dad is an animator for Dreamworks. These very short videos are so fricken cool.







I saw that on GMA the other morning. It's so cool.
(03-29-2014, 11:56 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]I used to have a shitberry so I feel your pain. They had some great features. Tough to see a former market leader go to ground.


All I want to do is take calls & check my email on the go, however I do have the NFL app on there for "just in case", in case that's my only access at the time, that's the thing that's buggin' me about my phone, the app is flucky. I notice it so much right now because I'm set up for Eagles alerts and it's been very active recently.
I thought you would give me a hard time for watching RHOBH!
(03-30-2014, 08:03 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I thought you would give me a hard time for watching RHOBH!


Crying for attention again, crazy lady?

Here's some advice...you should probably work on your own crazy issues before you try and "fix" people on a scripted "reality" show.

Happy now?
(03-30-2014, 08:03 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I thought you would give me a hard time for watching RHOBH!

I couldn't. I once watched Real Housewives of Orange County or some such shit.
(03-29-2014, 07:45 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I am posting this here because I don't think it falls under the category of celebrities. I have watched the Reunion special of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I am looking at it from a conflict resolution perspective. Got to say these arguments and problems that they are having are resolvable.

I really wish I was sitting in the mediator/interviewers seat so that I could initiate peace between these fighting bitching women. I cannot see how it moves the women's movement forward with all this hatred towards each other. It would take advanced communication skills to say the right thing that needs to be said.

I just want to help them work out their issues, which I can see are still unresolved but are totally possible to heal and move forward with more stronger loving genuine relationships.

The guy that is interviewing is a professional TV person, not a person qualified to handle such issues that are causing havoc in these peoples lives.


We all like to dream, Aussie. Sometimes when I watch Chopped on the food network I think to myself that I would create a better dish than the rest of those losers, but I'm not on chopped and it's highly unlikely I ever will be.

You can't fix the Beverly Hills house wives, Aussie, you can only dream it.
Here I was thinking "I Love Lucy" was filmed in their living room. What a blow. Nowhy
(03-30-2014, 08:51 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]We all like to dream, Aussie. Sometimes when I watch Chopped on the food network I think to myself that I would create a better dish than the rest of those losers, but I'm not on chopped and it's highly unlikely I ever will be.

You can't fix the Beverly Hills house wives, Aussie, you can only dream it.

hang on hang on, this is the 21st Century. We are all famous. Why don't you and your husband get into the kitchen and create something and video it and put it up. Now that would be more entertaining than any food show. I am sure everyone here would agree with me.

(03-30-2014, 08:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Crying for attention again, crazy lady?

Here's some advice...you should probably work on your own crazy issues before you try and "fix" people on a scripted "reality" show.

Happy now?

You again, what do you want now? I know no one talks to you in here, it's sad and so you have to constantly butt in. But F2, I can't MAKE people like you. I'm sorry. If ever they do a reality show of Real Housewives of Moonshiners I will give you a call.

As for me, I am actually qualified and have studied group therapy. Believe it or not I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Conflict resolution is not that hard, communication essential, and of course, sobriety, so that's you out.
Aussie, you do realize that all the housewives crap is manufactured drama for the most part don't you? That's what brings in ratings. They don't want their conflicts resolved. Especially at the reunion shows. The people that watch these shows want to see fighting and back stabbing and gossip.
*sigh* yeh it's not good. These are people's lives with genuine hurt feelings and people being damaged from the destructive hateful things they are saying to one another. It is not a positive tool that is proving anything. The guy that was hosting the reunion show was not equipped to manage the level of conflicts, he was a TV guy interviewer that's it. There is damage being done to people's lives as a result of these shows. That does not sit well with me.
(03-30-2014, 10:06 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-30-2014, 08:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Crying for attention again, crazy lady?

Here's some advice...you should probably work on your own crazy issues before you try and "fix" people on a scripted "reality" show.

Happy now?

You again, what do you want now? I know no one talks to you in here, it's sad and so you have to constantly butt in. But F2, I can't MAKE people like you. I'm sorry. If ever they do a reality show of Real Housewives of Moonshiners I will give you a call.

As for me, I am actually qualified and have studied group therapy. Believe it or not I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Conflict resolution is not that hard, communication essential, and of course, sobriety, so that's you out.


I did make some awesome moonshine for vacation. It was a huge hit, and the first of the alcohol to go.

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I forgot to put in the 3 bottles of Jager.

I drank myself into next month on Monday night with moonshine and jager...I still never felt the need to get on here and make a fool of myself while in an alcoholic stupor like you do, crazy lady.

No hangover either...Cheers