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Not the same tires on it now though. Reg 4 for 400.00 ones.
(07-14-2014, 05:11 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-14-2014, 11:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I'm still driving my 1989 with over 300,000 miles on it.
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Is that a Montero? Over here they still call that model a Pajero. The Japs didn't do a lot of research into the name and ended up changing it to Montero for the Americas market due to the dorogatory slang definitions associated with Pajero and the lack of sales.

Apparently nobody wanted to drive a wanker..

Yes .....same as a Raider and a panjero. Mine is a 3.0 6 and with the wheelbase only shines off road. They only get like 13-16 miles a gallon. But I can cut through the snow. I use a dinky Toyota carrola around town but like the low tork of the Monterro. It will outperform a jeep and a land rover. It came stock with the brush protection and the bottom has a 14ga. skid plate.
(07-14-2014, 09:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]It will outperform a land rover.

Wouldn't be hard. Those English pieces of shit wouldn't pull a greasy stick from a dogs ass..

Typical of anything English; tough as custard and twice as yellow..
Gettin up too damn early in the mornings! hah

(been up well over an hour already)
(07-14-2014, 01:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]Cool that you've gotten so much mileage outta her and she still looks pretty, Maggot.

Mine -- not so much.

That ranger doesn't look bad, I had one once same color too.
(07-15-2014, 06:23 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-14-2014, 01:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]Cool that you've gotten so much mileage outta her and she still looks pretty, Maggot.

Mine -- not so much.

That ranger doesn't look bad, I had one once same color too.

I think it's just photogenic.

In reality, it's a dent on wheels.

How bad is it?...........It was clearly a Tacoma when I bought it. hah


I'm reading about an attack that took place on a Gaza beach in which four little boys were killed. I looked at the pix of their families near hysterical with grief yet I also read that before the attacks began Israel dropped thousands of notices saying they intended to bomb this area and people should leave. I'll probably take some shit for this but I'm blaming the parents for their deaths, they had an opportunity to leave, they were warned.
Yea, same kind of stupid that allows masked gun wielding "Freedom Fighters" to hide among them


This is one of the first headlines I saw this morning -

House GOP to DC: Guns OK, pot dangerous

That ranger doesn't look bad, I had one once same color too.
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I think it's just photogenic.

In reality, it's a dent on wheels.

How bad is it?...........It was clearly a Tacoma when I bought it. hah
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It looks just like a ford ranger!


FQ2, look at Steven Tyler! hah

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(07-17-2014, 10:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

FQ2, look at Steven Tyler! hah

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UGG!

EWWW!!

ICK!!

LOL

I still love him...I've gotten over wanting to "do" him since his boobs are bigger than mine now.
I love him like you love Bill!
(07-17-2014, 11:25 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I love him like you love Bill!


hah I understand.

I thought of you the moment I saw that pic or really whenever I hear anything at all about him.
(07-17-2014, 11:25 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I've gotten over wanting to "do" him since his boobs are bigger than mine now.

Heh...Half the male population is probably off your 'to do' list by that rule..
Nothing sucks like your baby having a broken heart and there is nothing you can do to fix it.


Turn it into a learning experience, tell him to never again care about someone more than they care about him, he'll never have another broken heart.
That's how I've felt with a few cars of mine. And one fishing pole.
It's his first love. And I can't tell him that. That's like giving away girl code. Shit.


Heh. Girl code.