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Using a instapot
Cooking a roast

Say a prayer for me.

I don't have an instapot, but I guess its similar to a pressure cooker? Pour a beer in there too, I always add that to my pot roast.

let me just open it up...

(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]let me just open it up...

Make sure your face is close so you can see inside.

Go wring out some clothes naked.

(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]let me just open it up...

You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.

(07-17-2019, 04:04 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Pour a beer in there too, I always add that to my pot roast.

I googled that to see if you were serious.

Of course I was serious. A roast isn't a roast without beer and neither is chili.

(07-17-2019, 05:16 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]let me just open it up...

You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.

You're talking about my wrung out clothes, right? Asshole.

(07-17-2019, 05:52 PM)Rootilda Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-17-2019, 05:16 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]let me just open it up...

You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.

You're talking about my wrung out clothes, right?  Asshole.

Don't get your tit in a wringer.

(07-17-2019, 05:52 PM)Rootilda Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-17-2019, 05:16 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]let me just open it up...

You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.

You're talking about my wrung out clothes, right? Asshole.

Nope

I just hope this motherfucker made Yorkshire pudding to go along with his crappy ass roast. You did make Yorkshire pudding, right mark?

I made a run to the store for french rolls.

Trump hates French rolls, traitor.

Fuck yourself, you cunt.

Well french rolls can't be compared to Yorkshire pudding, but no need to get nasty. Look to the rock.

(07-17-2019, 08:04 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I just hope this motherfucker made Yorkshire pudding to go along with his crappy ass roast. You did make Yorkshire pudding, right mark?

I just looked that up, I've never had that. They look really good though. Are they sweet? Fluffy?

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I had them once and I found them disappointing. They're basically hollow puff pastry, there's no substance to them.