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[color="#000000"] [color="#000000"][/color] From - The Huffington Post - Posted November 18, 2008 In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say. Millions of Americans who watched Mr. Obama's appearance on CBS's 60 Minutes on Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tick, which had Mr. Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.
But Mr. Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.
According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a president who speaks English as if it were his first language.
"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Mr. Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist."
The historian said that if Mr. Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "Okay, subject, predicate, subject predicate -- we get it, stop showing off."
The president-elect's stubborn insistence on using complete sentences has already attracted a rebuke from one of his harshest critics, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska.
"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.
Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, [color="#000000"]BorowitzReport.com[/color]
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That was crazy funny.....I can't even catch my breath!

AnonyMoose

Liquid Wrote:[size=3]"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.[/size]


I would have no problem cumming in her ass while she said that. *

* assuming she said it quietly.
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:[size=3]"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.[/size]
I would have no problem cumming in her ass while she said that. *

* assuming she said it quietly.
Most heterosexual males don't go in for these back door shenanigans.

Oh!.......hang on a second......its you!

:Blush:

Revealing latent homosexuality bubbling just under the surface is a daily occurance for you isn't it?

Sorry.

:kiss::
Speak for yourself. I happen to love anal sex with a woman!

LuMPyPussy

pbfloyd Wrote:Speak for yourself. I happen to love anal sex with a woman!
How about with a man? An asshole's an asshole.
NO, I like to do it with her laying on her back with hips raised. Usually she masterbates while I get it. I have no desire to screw another male.

LuMPyPussy

pbfloyd Wrote:NO, I like to do it with her laying on her back with hips raised. Usually she masterbates while I get it. I have no desire to screw another male.
So her vagina isn't tight enough for you?
pbfloyd Wrote:NO, I like to do it with her laying on her back with hips raised. Usually she masterbates while I get it.
:shock: Goddamn, that sounds sooo fucking good, I could cum just reading it over and over...hahaha Think I'll try that position tonight! You da mastahhhhh floyd! ::hail::

::pdance::46::pdance::46
It is good , but we both enjoy the anal. Its not like I go straight to it. We both usually orgasm
when I hit it.
pbfloyd Wrote:It is good , but we both enjoy the anal. Its not like I go straight to it. We both usually orgasm
Quote: when I hit it.
::iwon::
Way to go Floyd!!!
Life's short, Keep 'er cummin'

::bigg::::bow::::bigg::
Lmpp......Maybe you can try it with your "friend".


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Middle Finger Wrote:


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I agree.

Shit stabbing is shit stabbing and it is a fucking rank practice common amongst latent homosexuals.

Why stick your cock in her arse if there is a perfectly good wet pussy right in front of you?

LuMPyPussy

Isn't it amazing how far some threads get derailed?
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Isn't it amazing how far some threads get derailed?
almost 100% of the time by [user=74]AnonyMoose[/user]
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Isn't it amazing how far some threads get derailed?
Lol, I have no idea how we got from Obama to screwing in the butt. I hope there is no hidden prophecy in these threads.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:


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I agree.

Shit stabbing is shit stabbing and it is a fucking rank practice common amongst latent homosexuals.

Why stick your cock in her arse if there is a perfectly good wet pussy right in front of you?
You mean to tell me...

if your wife crawled to you on her hands and knees and begged you to shove your hard throbbing cock down her throat until she choked then made you promise to fuck her pussy until you both exploded in an orgasm then made you swear you would fuck her asshole as hard as you could possibly manage while she "feverishly" flips her clit back and forth, all within your close visual range....

you wouldn't accommodate her? ::nuts::


You say: Erm...sorry hun, only faggots do shit like that how about a nice missionary position fer ya and we'll call it a night after that?

To that she would politely respond: kiss my ass...bitch! ::angrier::

If you've got the girth, length and the stamina then who gives a good goddamn what anyone thinks about it...right?
So.....did you try it last nite?
pbfloyd Wrote:So.....did you try it last nite?
Nope, he worked late 21 but you can bet
...it will be done!
::bigg::
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