12-05-2009, 10:52 AM
12-05-2009, 11:12 AM
I'm still waiting for more fascinating tales about him chasing UFO's in his F-16.
And maybe one day he will share with us the secret magical healing properties of salt.
I myself cured my wife's lupus with milkshake and powdered sugar.
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And maybe one day he will share with us the secret magical healing properties of salt.
I myself cured my wife's lupus with milkshake and powdered sugar.
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12-05-2009, 11:13 AM
(12-05-2009, 09:13 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]I hate jives more and more with each passing day.Me too, I've never came across a person that was more annoying. I want to puke everytime JB and Lumpy post his crap. This last one really took the cake.
LuMPyPussy
12-05-2009, 11:16 AM
I believe it was an A10... he hasn't made himself that grand yet.
12-05-2009, 02:59 PM
I didn't get married until I was 34 and I traveled the planet extensively
Maybe its something Ive missed but I don't think I've heard any of his travelling tales......more porkies me thinks:
Maybe its something Ive missed but I don't think I've heard any of his travelling tales......more porkies me thinks:
LuMPyPussy
12-05-2009, 03:58 PM
With the Gin Blossoms when they were on tour! Weren't you paying attention?
12-05-2009, 04:14 PM
the honest truth!! world traveler, bon vivant, inspiration for........[attachment=719]
12-05-2009, 05:14 PM
(12-05-2009, 11:16 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I believe it was an A10... he hasn't made himself that grand yet.
An A-10 that's right.
We wouldn't want the tales to be anymore grandiose than they already were now would we?
12-05-2009, 05:21 PM
Holy shit! This thread has gotten over 2,000 views.
The whole fucking world hates him.
The whole fucking world hates him.
The Antagonist
12-05-2009, 05:43 PM
Isn't an A-10 a little clumsy to be chasing down UFO's and hot-dogging out in the desert with?
And ummmm I'm not sure but I dont' think there were even F-16's when he was supposed to be an active pilot (or in flight school). I'll ask Matt when he gets home today.
And ummmm I'm not sure but I dont' think there were even F-16's when he was supposed to be an active pilot (or in flight school). I'll ask Matt when he gets home today.
12-05-2009, 05:47 PM
(12-05-2009, 05:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Holy shit! This thread has gotten over 2,000 views.
The whole fucking world hates him.
His bullshit is fast becoming an internet legend.
Nothing more satisfying than seeing a bullshit artist exposed for what they are.
12-05-2009, 05:58 PM
(12-05-2009, 05:47 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ](12-05-2009, 05:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Holy shit! This thread has gotten over 2,000 views.
The whole fucking world hates him.
His bullshit is fast becoming an internet legend.
Nothing more satisfying than seeing a bullshit artist exposed for what they are.
We'll call it his 15 minutes of SHAME..........only it will last a lifetime.
SyberBitch
12-05-2009, 06:08 PM
(12-04-2009, 07:37 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]jives Wrote:I have not and not and will never cheat on a girl
Ummm he would have to actually have a girl to cheat on for that to be a big deal.
SyberBitch
12-05-2009, 06:10 PM
(12-05-2009, 09:13 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]From now on I going to call him the greatest American hero.
Or GAH for short?
12-05-2009, 06:14 PM
Syber, your avatar is making me think of sin...isn't that supposed to be a fist all up in her chaps? or was that a pool cue? actually, it is quite Christmasy. ::lol::
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LuMPyPussy
12-05-2009, 06:16 PM
Yeah, nothing like a prickly sprig of holly shoved up your ass.
SyberBitch
12-05-2009, 06:35 PM
(12-05-2009, 06:14 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]Syber, your avatar is making me think of sin...isn't that supposed to be a fist all up in her chaps? or was that a pool cue? actually, it is quite Christmasy. ::lol::
It's mistletoe... as in 'kiss my'
Glad ya like it. I decided to get into the xmas spirit. :;devilban::
SyberBitch
12-05-2009, 06:35 PM
(12-05-2009, 06:16 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, nothing like a prickly sprig of holly shoved up your ass.
oh fuck.. you're right.
It IS holly.
dammit.
changed.
LuMPyPussy
12-05-2009, 11:59 PM
I don't know if anyone's ever noted this before but Abraham Lincoln, whom Jives claims to be related to, is quoted as saying "no man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."
Man, is that ironic or what? ::lol::
Man, is that ironic or what? ::lol::
SyberBitch
12-06-2009, 12:01 AM
(12-05-2009, 11:59 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know if anyone's ever noted this before but Abraham Lincoln, whom Jives claims to be related to, is quoted as saying "no man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."
Man, is that ironic or what? ::lol::
I guess Jives got his DNA from the 'short side' of the family tree.