How about his very own "Personal attack reported" button?

I'm still waiting for more fascinating tales about him chasing UFO's in his F-16.

And maybe one day he will share with us the secret magical healing properties of salt.

I myself cured my wife's lupus with milkshake and powdered sugar.

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(12-05-2009, 09:13 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I hate jives more and more with each passing day.

Me too, I've never came across a person that was more annoying. I want to puke everytime JB and Lumpy post his crap. This last one really took the cake.

I believe it was an A10... he hasn't made himself that grand yet.

I didn't get married until I was 34 and I traveled the planet extensively



Maybe its something Ive missed but I don't think I've heard any of his travelling tales......more porkies me thinks:

With the Gin Blossoms when they were on tour! Weren't you paying attention?

the honest truth!! world traveler, bon vivant, inspiration for........    

(12-05-2009, 11:16 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I believe it was an A10... he hasn't made himself that grand yet.

An A-10 that's right.

We wouldn't want the tales to be anymore grandiose than they already were now would we?

Holy shit! This thread has gotten over 2,000 views.
The whole fucking world hates him.

Isn't an A-10 a little clumsy to be chasing down UFO's and hot-dogging out in the desert with?

And ummmm I'm not sure but I dont' think there were even F-16's when he was supposed to be an active pilot (or in flight school). I'll ask Matt when he gets home today.

(12-05-2009, 05:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Holy shit! This thread has gotten over 2,000 views.
The whole fucking world hates him.

His bullshit is fast becoming an internet legend.

Nothing more satisfying than seeing a bullshit artist exposed for what they are.

(12-05-2009, 05:47 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(12-05-2009, 05:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Holy shit! This thread has gotten over 2,000 views.
The whole fucking world hates him.

His bullshit is fast becoming an internet legend.

Nothing more satisfying than seeing a bullshit artist exposed for what they are.

We'll call it his 15 minutes of SHAME..........only it will last a lifetime.

(12-04-2009, 07:37 PM)jackboots Wrote:

jives Wrote:I have not and not and will never cheat on a girl

Ummm he would have to actually have a girl to cheat on for that to be a big deal.

(12-05-2009, 09:13 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: From now on I going to call him the greatest American hero.

Or GAH for short?

Syber, your avatar is making me think of sin...isn't that supposed to be a fist all up in her chaps? or was that a pool cue? actually, it is quite Christmasy. ::lol::


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Yeah, nothing like a prickly sprig of holly shoved up your ass.

(12-05-2009, 06:14 PM)jackboots Wrote: Syber, your avatar is making me think of sin...isn't that supposed to be a fist all up in her chaps? or was that a pool cue? actually, it is quite Christmasy. ::lol::

It's mistletoe... as in 'kiss my'

Glad ya like it. I decided to get into the xmas spirit. :;devilban::

(12-05-2009, 06:16 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Yeah, nothing like a prickly sprig of holly shoved up your ass.

oh fuck.. you're right.

It IS holly.

dammit.

changed.

I don't know if anyone's ever noted this before but Abraham Lincoln, whom Jives claims to be related to, is quoted as saying "no man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."

Man, is that ironic or what? ::lol::

(12-05-2009, 11:59 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I don't know if anyone's ever noted this before but Abraham Lincoln, whom Jives claims to be related to, is quoted as saying "no man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."

Man, is that ironic or what? ::lol::

I guess Jives got his DNA from the 'short side' of the family tree.