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(01-15-2020, 03:52 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-15-2020, 02:11 PM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]What is ASB?

It's a horrible thing to get in the winter in fact there should be a telethon like Jerry Lewis had. There is only one cure and sometimes it becomes a life or death situation.

Acute Sperm Backup.

I'm not ignoring this by the way. 
I just don't have the proper response yet.
It is snowing again
I am done with it now
I would get down on my knees and suck off a snowman if it would stop snowing.








But the mountains need a good snowpack so I can't complain about the snow. So frosty can keep it in his pants then.
I'm about done with snow also. Especially since it's only 59 days until Spring!!!
Frosty the blow man.
Turning his snow cone into a snow bone.
She's the cutest snow blower I ever did see.
Iguana's are falling out of trees in Florida. I guess they taste pretty good but are an invasive species there. In South America they get eaten all the time because they taste really good. That got me thinking.
I'm not looking forward to Summer. It used to be my favorite time of year  :(
Fuck dude, it's still winter why you stressing already?
Well, ma'am, sometimes my job requires me to make plans in advance so I can be assured of getting what I want. I ordered poinsettias from the grower in August, for example, so that's why I have Summer in my head today.
You put the poin in poinsettias.
Dis a point settas
Not Duchess
*adjusts halo*
I like Spring...........a lot.
Tis raining and lovely. I probably should have stayed in bed.
(01-25-2020, 05:40 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Tis raining and lovely. I probably should have stayed in bed.
I'd probably stay in bed too but I have to out and pay for the SuperBowl party next week and I need to do a big food shopping trip. Was hoping to do a soup stroll but maybe not in the rain.
A soup stroll in the rain is the best kind.
WTF is a soup stroll?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!