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(03-02-2021, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I'm getting a Home Goods store & I want to jump up & down like I'm on The Price Is Right.

There's a store named 'home goods ' ? 

(03-02-2021, 04:09 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]We have one here which is about a 30 minute drive from me. I wish we had an Ikea.

IKEA is about a 3 hour drive for me, but one of these days,  I will make a field trip for it.

Yes, there is a store actually named Home Goods.


https://www.homegoods.com

(04-23-2021, 05:29 PM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-02-2021, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I'm getting a Home Goods store & I want to jump up & down like I'm on The Price Is Right.

There's a store named 'home goods ' ? 

(03-02-2021, 04:09 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]We have one here which is about a 30 minute drive from me. I wish we had an Ikea.

IKEA is about a 3 hour drive for me, but one of these days,  I will make a field trip for it.

Sure, because what could possibly be more fun than buying heavy, overpriced furniture, and then lugging it home so you can spend 2-20 hours assembling it?

(04-23-2021, 06:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, because what could possibly be more fun than buying heavy, overpriced furniture, and then lugging it home so you can spend 2-20 hours assembling it?

Oh, I don't know,   maybe torturing my partners with the promise of sex?

Yeah that's always a good way to get it done. They deliver the stuff though, you dont have to carry it away. Plus they have those disgusting Swedish meatballs.

I believe everything I have ever bought second hand called "Ikea" has always been a waste of money. It's really a one time use piece of shit.

(04-23-2021, 07:19 PM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-23-2021, 06:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, because what could possibly be more fun than buying heavy, overpriced furniture, and then lugging it home so you can spend 2-20 hours assembling it?

Oh, I don't know,   maybe torturing my partners with the promise of sex?

Bingo!

Well the house warming party was called off until today and I was watching my neighbors kid and took him with us and he shit in their pool.

I'm not making this up, I had to go out to my car to smoke a cigarette after cleaning him up.

(04-24-2021, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well the house warming party was called off until today and I was watching my neighbors kid and took him with us and he shit in their pool.

Does his school bus look like this?

Yeah he's a crack baby. Very nice kid though and I like his mom, she was 500 pound one I was talking about that had the covid.

Take him with you the next time you go to Disney Land.

You really should avoid anyone over 400 lbs. Nothing but trouble there, just sayin. I avoid a guy and his big assed wife. She's always bitching about something, the cars to small, the drive through sucks, the prescription place always gets shit wrong, on and on. I just stay away at least until she croaks. He's OK but he just caters to her.

People normally offer me the strongest chair.

Fucking fat people man, wtf are they thinking.

That Sally girl needs some protein.

(04-24-2021, 08:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]People normally offer me the strongest chair.

Major Largebottom has entered the chat...

Naaaa He's just big boned.

When we got there the guy told us that he was going to sit in the jacuzzi and watch the game tomorrow. We'll I guess not now.

(04-24-2021, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well the house warming party was called off until today and I was watching my neighbors kid and took him with us and he shit in their pool.

  OMG!