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I know this is a soup chickeny topic but I am annoyed. We all take off two socks and put them in the hamper. I put two socks in the washer and the dryer. Why is it that I am always missing socks when I go to fold the laundry? Where are the fucking socks going?? I have to run to Target at lunch and buy socks for all of us. Again. It's really pissing me off.

Either no one cares or no one knows where the socks are. I am going with the latter.

My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

(11-05-2012, 11:54 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

^^ What he said.

(11-05-2012, 12:12 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-05-2012, 11:54 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

^^ What he said.

I'm going to work now. THEN, I will be continuing to develop my loooong list of issues demanding your immediate attention, fellar.

Yeah, that's a big CLUCK, CLUCK...just like all of your boring posts. I think if you had your way, you would turn this place into a mommy board. Think of another boring thread, nobody gives a shit where the other sock goes. Go buy more, like a normal person.

Kiss my ass F2. When was the last time you started a thread? If you have some weighty issues on your mind you want to discuss here at Mock, feel free to start a discussion. This morning I was pissed because I couldn't find some damn socks. Sorry if that is too mundane for you.

Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Is it odd that missing socks made me think of masturabtion ?




I found this on ASK YAHOO or whatever the fuck it is. Very interesting.

Is sock masturbation normal?

I masturbate using a sock. I did it about 30 times. I used my dad's socks. I am 13. I sometimes tie the sock around my penis and go up and down. My penis size is about 2 inches. Sometimes the socks don't fit, so i use short ones. Is it normal? Have you ever done it? I just can't help it. I used to have a foot fetish, but it feels good. My dad has hanes, short socks, long white gold toe socks, and long white socks. My socks are always too clean, so i don't use them. I use dirty ones because my dad wears them for a week.

Then there is this fucking freak...jesus christ! I just died laughing!




But honestly, I don't know why your socks are missing.

(11-05-2012, 12:44 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I watched the video. Who knew.

Hey Ramsey, do you still question where the socks went?

Gawdammit. You know I have two boys don't you? Jesus Fucking Christ.

You just had to ask about the socks didn't you Rams.

(11-05-2012, 12:53 PM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ] You just had to ask about the socks didn't you Rams.

I know right? Stupid socks.

(11-05-2012, 12:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.

(11-05-2012, 04:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-05-2012, 12:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.

wow someone's in a mood. I use Downey not cheap ass dryers sheets. And if you could read you would see that someone else said that TK had the socks.

Besides for your kids cumming in them, you might want to check behind the washer and dryer every once in a while, asshole.

(11-05-2012, 04:59 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-05-2012, 04:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-05-2012, 12:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.

wow someone's in a mood. I use Downey not cheap ass dryers sheets. And if you could read you would see that someone else said that TK had the socks.

Yeah I read that TK had the socks. So what? Lazy laundry bitch.

:p(don't chop my arms off. I'm not in mood, except a mocking mood)