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Duchess

04-12-2013, 11:36 AM


There isn't an eyeroll big enough...

Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.

A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

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F.U.

04-12-2013, 11:49 AM
Why did I click on this thread 15 why did I click on this thread 15 why oh why did I click on this thread 15 106

ramseycat

04-12-2013, 11:52 AM
(04-12-2013, 11:49 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: [ -> ]Why did I click on this thread 15 why did I click on this thread 15 why oh why did I click on this thread 15 106

What he said.

Duchess, you need to name your threads better. Another totally not what I expected.

Maggot

04-12-2013, 11:55 AM
He should have inserted a guppy first for some real fun.

username

04-12-2013, 12:05 PM
I wonder if insurance covers that.

Clang McFly

04-12-2013, 01:12 PM
I wonder what the name of the porno was.

*curious*

Off to google eel anus porno.

Jimbone

04-12-2013, 01:16 PM
Since it was China, I'm going to guess it was "#13 brown rice hot and spicy".

sally

04-12-2013, 01:20 PM
If you go out for sushi don't get the eel roll, you don't know where they've been.

Clang McFly

04-12-2013, 01:24 PM
(04-12-2013, 01:16 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]Since it was China, I'm going to guess it was "#13 brown rice hot and spicy".

hah
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