JESUS CHRIST

[Duchess]

There isn't an eyeroll big enough...

Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.

A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.



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[F.U.]

Why did I click on this thread why did I click on this thread why oh why did I click on this thread

[ramseycat]

Why did I click on this thread why did I click on this thread why oh why did I click on this thread

What he said.

Duchess, you need to name your threads better. Another totally not what I expected.

[Maggot]

He should have inserted a guppy first for some real fun.

[username]

I wonder if insurance covers that.

[Clang McFly]

I wonder what the name of the porno was.

*curious*

Off to google eel anus porno.

[Jimbone]

Since it was China, I'm going to guess it was "#13 brown rice hot and spicy".

[sally]

If you go out for sushi don't get the eel roll, you don't know where they've been.

[Clang McFly]

Since it was China, I'm going to guess it was "#13 brown rice hot and spicy".