(02-16-2010, 08:22 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: MF used to beg me for pictures of my teeth. (TRUE story not a mock).

The mans sexuality is more fucked up and complex than you think.

I really really don't want to know anymore about MF's sexuality. Really. The body pillow fetish was enough.

Yes indeed, the body pillow fetish, his unnatural aversion to pussy, leching after his cousins, wanting pictures of my teeth, the man is clearly a sexual freak.

Opie, when I said I really really don't want to know more, I meant I DID NOT want to know more. Yet you had to go ahead and elaborate. MF just turns my stomach.

Don't forget the hair plugs. Yes, I noticed a "funny" hairline in his photo when he posted it. They have come quite a long way with natural looking plugs where it's hard to tell but he looks like he's had a few put in and they've filled in nicely.

(02-16-2010, 09:11 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: Don't forget the hair plugs. Yes, I noticed a "funny" hairline in his photo when he posted it. They have come quite a long way with natural looking plugs where it's hard to tell but he looks like he's had a few put in and they've filled in nicely.

I also noticed something "iffy" with his hairline but I wasn't sure what it was.

I always had a gut feeling of "one of these things just doesn't belong here" when looking at his greasy slick back hair.

Get out!!! Hair plugs?????? oh that's it. I am going to be laughing about this all day!! That is great!!! Mr. Perfect had to get hair plugs???? ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Hey what do I know? I only worked in men's hair replacement for two years. <shrug>

<in sing-song rhythm>

Frank is a Doll Head, Frank is a Doll Head!

I noticed something odd about Uncle Icky's hairline too. Now his secret is out

I least when I was dyeing my hair it was all my own.

My new name for MF is "Garibaldy".

I hope he likes it.

(02-16-2010, 10:54 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: My new name for MF is "Garibaldy".

I hope he likes it.

He's at a Hair Club for men meeting right now, he'll be back in about an hour.

A daily tragedy.......



The first tell tale signs of the onset of Male Pattern Baldness is when frontal recessions begin to appear in the hairline.






STAGE 2 - Male Pattern Baldness


Over time these recessions become larger and much more noticeable, and the hairline moves further back.






STAGE 3 - Male Pattern Baldness


At the same time as the recessions taking place, a thinning area may also appear on the crown and will gradually increase in size.




STAGE 4 - Male Pattern Baldness


The final stage of Male Pattern Baldness is when the hair is lost completely from the crown and frontal region, and leaving the familiar horse shoe shape.

(02-16-2010, 10:54 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: My new name for MF is "Garibaldy".

I hope he likes it.

LOVE IT!!

What!? I don't have any hair plugs or anything unnatural at all, dopes. OP is the one with fake shit - he dyes his hair for Christ sake.

When you have hair that is allowed in all the Emo clubs.

Prove it!!

Ramsey likes Emo clubs.?

(02-16-2010, 11:34 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: What!? I don't have any hair plugs or anything unnatural at all

Now don't worry your bald little cousin fucking head over this, your secrets are safe with us

(02-16-2010, 11:58 AM)sally Wrote:

(02-16-2010, 11:34 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: What!? I don't have any hair plugs or anything unnatural at all

Now don't worry your bald little cousin fucking head over this, your secrets are safe with us

::lol:: Sorry I mentioned my cousins are hot, bad move I guess ...

(02-16-2010, 11:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: Ramsey likes Emo clubs.?

Ah no. Not unless you are going to be there.