Random rant of the day..taken from Facebook:

If you can afford alcohol and ciggarettes, you don't need Food Stamps

That's right - I want alcohol and ciggie stamps - post them to me at....

I wish you'd squirreled that one away, you musta been nuts.

So I get Squirrel stamps, now, do I?

lol!

I do reviews for another place, and I did 5 weeks of backlog reviews in a week and still they can't get their arse together to do the rest.

So I fired off a pretty direct pm to the lead reviewer 'asking' why this was still a problem -

the first line of his reply was "It's not my fault" - boo fucking hoo, you are the lead reviewer - get a fucking backbone.

So why do you drive on a parkway and park in in a drive way? This shit needs to stop !

It's the same as cargo is stuff that goes on a ship and
shipment is stuff that goes by road transport!

this young girl gives me hope for all the good young people we rarely hear about! Bless her big heart!!

She is one dogged kid.

It took a year and half and a lot of perseverance, but Framingham eighth-grader Madeleine Rosowsky succeeded in raising enough money to buy a bulletproof vest that is now helping protect the life of a Transit Police K-9 cop named Marco.

“When she focuses on something, she always follows through,” Lisa Rosowsky, 44, said of her animal-loving daughter, Madeleine, who hatched the idea as a community service project for her bat mitzvah after reading about teens doing it in other states. “She’s fiercely intelligent, devoted and doesn’t give up.”

The 13-year-old made doggie-shaped refrigerator magnets and earrings from sculpting clay, as well as batches of homemade whole-wheat dog biscuits, that she sold to friends and neighbors and, as word spread, to strangers.

She set up lemonade stands and placed collection jars in local pet shops and veterinarian offices, all in an effort to outfit a police dog with a Kevlar vest. She exceeded her goal, netting some $800, more than enough to purchase the $725 shield.

Kudos to the parents who are raising such a good kid. I think many kids emulate their parents & they are doing a great job as role models...Just look at that hick family down in Florida, the entire fuckin' bunch is in the slammer, mother, daughter, brother, cousins. Jesus.

(08-12-2010, 10:15 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-12-2010, 09:33 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I have been really enjoying my frozen fruit smoothies.

I hope you're adding whey protein powder to it for your muscles, tulip fairy.

I use hemp powder for some protein, liquor slut.

I have a bag of hemp seeds from the health store, but they don't work well in the smoothies and all the seeds sink to the bottom. I'll have to look for the powder the next time I'm there.

I know someone who used to make pot rice crispy treats. I could never get off on weed baked into something.

Where the hell is the bong smiley.

(08-20-2010, 01:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: [size=medium][i]
I know someone who used to make pot rice crispy treats. I could never get off on weed baked into something.

Thats probally because they weren't made right. I found a recipe for pot brownies in a High times magazine once, and holy shit were they potent. I'm not a pot smoker, but I figured they probally wouldn't work so I ate a whole brownie. After about 15 minutes I just wanted to come down off of it, but I was so stoned out of my mind that I kept going back in the kitchen and picking at them and getting even more high. I'm reminded of that Barney Miller episode.

You have to grind the pot really well and heat it in about a tablespoon of oil just untill it releases the THC, about 90 seconds over medium heat. Too little or too much time will ruin it.

Damn shame you can't make some of them for us Mockers who like to indulge in the wacky weed.

I'd love to get high & hangout with Maggot. It would be like trippin' on weed, I'm sure.

there has been halloween candy on display in my grocery store since first of august!
are they NUTS?? probably left over from last year too.

I don't like this "attached file" bullshit.

WARNING! SOUP CHICKEN POST!


we're having an early apple season this year, people are already going to orchards to pick their own. i have 2 trees, and i am going to start using the fruit. usually this is an Autumn thing! but hopefully apples will be fresh and available to everyone all season. i love to make apple cakes, dumplings, pies, baked, all things apple! this is so simple and delicious and good for you, HOMEMADE APPLESAUCE~~~




20 Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored, and cut into chunks
1 ¹⁄₂ cups apple cider (or good apple juice without sugar)
¹⁄₂ cup packed brown sugar
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
¹⁄₂ teaspoon ground nutmeg

1. Place the apples in a large saucepan and pour in the cider. Simmer, uncovered, over medium high heat for 40 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes or so to prevent sticking.
2. Stir in the sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg and continue to cook, stirring to break down the apples until it is a chunky sauce.

If you're one of those assholes that run up to the lane while the person next to you is bowling then you need to be shot in the fucking head.

(08-28-2010, 09:08 PM)sally Wrote: If you're one of those assholes that run up to the lane while the person next to you is bowling then you need to be shot in the fucking head.

With my luck I would slip and fall on my ass if I tried that. Bowling shoes are slippery as all hell.

Ima saving that recipe Copper!