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damn near broke my neck getting here
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10-25-2010, 01:03 AM
love the site....thanks for being here..
not much to say about me,other than I am old,but not to old to lock and load,and rock and roll...
I will try anything once,and even if it's bad,I have been known to try it the second time,if I couldn't remember the first try..
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10-25-2010, 05:45 AM
MEBM? Marine Ecosystem-Based Management?
sounds intriguing, i'd like to hear more about it.

welcome to Mock, how did you find us?

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10-25-2010, 05:50 AM
Simply, Welcome, Insane or not!!! Enjoy!
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10-25-2010, 09:31 AM
(10-25-2010, 01:03 AM)Its all MEBM Wrote: love the site....thanks for being here..
not much to say about me,other than I am old,but not to old to lock and load,and rock and roll...
I will try anything once,and even if it's bad,I have been known to try it the second time,if I couldn't remember the first try..
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I understand that you are old, but I'm pretty sure putting a space after a comma was in place over a century ago.
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10-25-2010, 10:25 AM
Don't, pick, on, the, old, guy!
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10-25-2010, 10:50 AM
Probably sprained the neck on my girlie pics.
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10-25-2010, 11:00 AM


All the geezers come here to look at the bare boobs.
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10-25-2010, 11:12 AM
thank you for the welcome.
MEBM = Male Enhanced Bovine Manure = politically correct term for "Bullshit"
damn near broke my neck getting to the computer "after" the power came back on, battery was dead....who would have thunk I would get around in the dark better? Not me, I assure you..
The old guy is an old gal...
Can't remember where I was and clicked the link for this site.But somebody posted it, and I clicked it..Here I am! and Insane
as for punctuation,not worried about that,never have,I make more money than those who teach it...
gotta find me a avatar,still looking.
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10-25-2010, 11:16 AM


I like your attitude...you're going to need it here. Awink
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10-25-2010, 11:19 AM
why come here to look at them when I can look in the mirror?
I never understood why people liked porn either....Why watch somebody else,when you can do the same things? I surely wouldn't. Watching wouldn't be as entertaining..
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10-25-2010, 11:21 AM
i think i like her too. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
here's an icon that might suit her~~but it's mine, she can't have it. haha

i'm making her a member! just to annoy Dick.


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10-25-2010, 11:38 AM
love the icon. and Thanks for the membership..
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10-25-2010, 01:28 PM
We don't do porn. It is art and appreciation of the human body in an artistic and provocative way. Smiley_emoticons_razz
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10-25-2010, 01:56 PM
(10-25-2010, 01:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: We don't do porn. It is art and appreciation of the human body in an artistic and provocative way. Smiley_emoticons_razz

yeah, how much more art can you take after seeing a human body, in an artistic and provocative way, shit a greased football out of their ass or twat?
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10-25-2010, 02:17 PM
(10-25-2010, 01:56 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:
(10-25-2010, 01:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: We don't do porn. It is art and appreciation of the human body in an artistic and provocative way. Smiley_emoticons_razz

yeah, how much more art can you take after seeing a human body, in an artistic and provocative way, shit a greased football out of their ass or twat?

I was thinking naked ski school on a sunny day but if that greased football thing is your bag man..........go for it. Just put some electrical tape over the opening.
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10-25-2010, 02:36 PM
(10-25-2010, 01:03 AM)Its all MEBM Wrote: love the site....thanks for being here..

I, for one, am touched.

Our resident welcome wagon, Dick, will be along shortly to properly greet you at Mock. He's probably cooking up a casserole as I type.
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10-25-2010, 05:24 PM
(10-25-2010, 09:31 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I understand that you are old, but I'm pretty sure putting a space after a comma was in place over a century ago.

It was two spaces on the IBM Selectrics.

I have seen so many variations on the "bullshit" for usernames. I think I might be crusty, but not in the same way this old dude is crusty. Mine isn't a physical, smells like dirty dishes kind of way.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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10-25-2010, 05:50 PM
(10-25-2010, 11:12 AM)Its all MEBM Wrote: as for punctuation,not worried about that,never have,I make more money than those who teach it...

Since you brought it up, I don't feel it is rude to ask.

What kind of career do you have that pays people well who are functionally illiterate? Because I know people who would also do well in that career.

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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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10-25-2010, 08:59 PM
(10-25-2010, 01:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: We don't do porn. It is art and appreciation of the human body in an artistic and provocative way. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Is this artistic and provocative enough? Smiley_emoticons_fies







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10-25-2010, 10:48 PM
Those headlights need to be adjusted. j/s.
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