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*write a letter to Santa*
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12-04-2010, 07:06 PM
OK boys and girls, post your letter to santy right here, tell him what you want and i'll see that he gets it. be sure to indicate whether you've been naughty or nice.
don't lie you bastards.  
12-04-2010, 07:32 PM
I have been naughty, I need some shit to continue the tradition.
Thanks you fat old bastard. PS If you're really Santa then you know what I need without some fucking list! PPSS, please before you deliver LC here, could you maybe knock about 40LBS off her? Thanks again!
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams 
12-04-2010, 07:34 PM
Dear Santa, I've been very good and that's a fact! I told Cowboy that Santa wanted to know if I'd been naughty & he said, "I wish". I want it all. ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
12-04-2010, 07:37 PM
Dear Santa
This is all I want for Christmas One big assed T.V. I want the biggest baddest most technically complicated mother fuckin one your fat ass can fit in that fucking sleigh of yours. I want you to throw every fucking toy out and put that bad assed tele in your goddamn trunk homey. Thats right bitch. I've shot one of your fucking reindeer fatman, and I'm not a fuckin afraid of taking out another. Dasher is dead get over it and get your red suited hairy face and my T.V. down my carbon spitting love tunnel. Now I know you will not have all your fucking pistons firing on your lame assed shitbox but who the fuck cares you useless bastard! To fucking bad, everyone has problems. If your only gonna work one day a year my fucking heart bleeds piss for ya. Merry Christmas  Maggot
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-04-2010, 07:37 PM
Dickie
 PSS, please before you deliver LC here, could you maybe knock about 40LBS off her? Thanks again! WHAT????
12-04-2010, 07:42 PM
Geez..........do you really want Karen Carpenter? LC is probably 120 lbs soaking wet with a case of cream-0-corn on her shoulder.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-04-2010, 07:45 PM
so Maggot, that's the exact same letter you wrote last year...i see you didn't get it.
 Maggot in his dreams----->
12-04-2010, 07:48 PM
I'm writing a new one, but I still want my damn TV.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-04-2010, 08:02 PM
(12-04-2010, 07:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: Geez..........do you really want Karen Carpenter? LC is probably 120 lbs soaking wet with a case of cream-0-corn on her shoulder. Mind your own fucking business buttinski! There is no such thing as a 120LB bad ass badge! It's so I don't have to go up in the attic and add support for the lotus chair! after all it's Christmas and I shouldn't have to work!
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
12-04-2010, 08:21 PM
dear santa, i have been very very good
 and i would like these to slap on Dickie. thankyou santa. kissy kissy 
12-04-2010, 08:24 PM
Dear Santa
Well here we are again the Christmas season and I'm sure you are thinking of new ways to fuck me. Yeah thats right, you skipped me last year and gave that fat bastard up the road a new snowblower and yes I was surprised when he came out this spring with the new riding lawnmower that you gave him. Like that fat fuck needs one! So this year I will try another approach, if you hav'nt noticed yet I have a few of your little french ticklers you call "elves" Yup, I found a few in the woods this year and "invited" them over for some fucking "cookies". So here we go ......This year I want one of those Wii things, ya know, the stupid electronic gizmos you gave everyone last year. Wilbur the elf is great target practice nailed on a board you can almost hear him scream from across the field. So if you want the little bastard back, get your red ass over here and drop off one of those game things, or the next time you see Mrs Clause it will be in a mexican porn flick with the other elf that still has his pointy godamn feet attached. And on your way past Imadicks house toss one of them hungry polar bears on his roof. Merry Christmas Love Maggot
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-04-2010, 08:32 PM
(12-04-2010, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Dear Santa Thanks Maggot, I got a new Bow and that is one of the big game animals I always wanted to hunt, but you know it might be a bit warm here for the bear! It was 66 here today, I don't give a shit if you are freezing where you are!
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
12-04-2010, 08:46 PM
(12-04-2010, 08:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-04-2010, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Dear Santa You better be the Flash if you think you can kill a Polar bear with a bow before he tears your 66 deg head off.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-04-2010, 08:50 PM
(12-04-2010, 08:46 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-04-2010, 08:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-04-2010, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Dear Santa Could you at least exhibit enough sense not to talk about shit you obviously know nothing about? ask santa for a functional brain.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
12-04-2010, 09:08 PM
Note to self:
Cross Richard Cranium off this years "respect the fools" list.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-04-2010, 09:15 PM
Sure it's always the guy who tells it like it is that ends up as the bad guy, it's never the fucking jerk off who tries to make shit up, talks shit or eats bull balls for breakfast.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
12-04-2010, 09:19 PM
About these bulls balls..........do you fry,bake or pickle-em?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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