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#481
12-20-2010, 10:15 PM
If they allowed YouTube, they would never get the homeless out of the library. Free TV.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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12-21-2010, 06:02 AM


I deserve to have things go my way. Just give me what I want, goddamnit.
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12-21-2010, 05:35 PM
If everything always went your way Duchess, there would be nothing to hope for.
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12-21-2010, 05:51 PM
I hope a vertically challenged piano comes your way.
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12-22-2010, 07:35 AM
(12-21-2010, 05:35 PM)Cracker Wrote: If everything always went your way Duchess, there would be nothing to hope for.


It's not so much getting what I want, it's my extreme impatience waiting for it. I have a limited amount of patience & I try to save that for the people I care about.

I'm still waiting.

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12-22-2010, 08:27 AM
My wife used to say; Be impatient while it helps, if it stops helping, stop being fucking impatient already!

I rather the old adage; Be impatient until you reach that point then bitchslap some fucker that absolutely deserves it
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12-23-2010, 01:29 AM
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(12-22-2010, 08:27 AM)crash Wrote: My wife used to say; Be impatient while it helps, if it stops helping, stop being fucking impatient already!

I rather the old adage; Be impatient until you reach that point then bitchslap some fucker that absolutely deserves it

You say your wife "used" to say that...did you get impatient and bitchslap it out of her? hahSmiley_emoticons_stumm

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12-23-2010, 06:04 AM


I wonder if anyone will tell her.
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12-23-2010, 02:55 PM
Hey LC!

Here is an episode guide for Midsomer Murders: http://epguides.com/midsomermurders/guide.shtml

YouTube user starman2110 has almost ALL of the shows posted, just in case you stay snowed in over the holiday.

I know you like British TV as much as I do. I plan on watching every one during this week off. Enjoy!
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12-23-2010, 03:00 PM
Thanks Cracker! i do! Smiley_emoticons_wink

i promise not to make you throw up today. heh

want to see something cute?
i got this little teapot a couple days ago, it's only 2 inches high~~i love it, it's on my desk in front of me.


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12-23-2010, 03:05 PM


I'm really hungry. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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12-23-2010, 03:16 PM
(12-23-2010, 03:00 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Thanks Cracker! i do! Smiley_emoticons_wink

i promise not to make you throw up today. heh

want to see something cute?
i got this little teapot a couple days ago, it's only 2 inches high~~i love it, it's on my desk in front of me.

I feel better today. Not woozy at all. hahaha

That is cute. It is a dust catcher, though. Think of me when you have to dust it or move it to dust under it.
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12-23-2010, 03:19 PM
(12-23-2010, 03:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm really hungry. Smiley_emoticons_slash

I just sent my errand runner to the store for sausage ball ingredients.

A friend of mine owns a gym, so I may have to actually use my free membership when the holidays are over. He keeps trying to talk me into going to the Zumba classes. I told him to send over a dvd and I would think about it. I am not a gifted dancer. hahaha
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12-23-2010, 03:22 PM


I got my ingredients for sausage balls the other day, I'm making them tomorrow for me & Cowboy to enjoy. Awink

I don't like regular exercise, it's too much like work but, I've loved dance since I was a child so I do that & ride...and then of course there's sexercise. Smiley_emoticons_fies
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12-23-2010, 03:25 PM
Hahaha

I'm going to try to get up an hour earlier every day to walk on the treadmill. My family members usually live well into their 80's, so I will probably be around for a good bit. I want to be healthy if I am alive. I don't want to be a burden or wear diapers again.
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12-23-2010, 03:28 PM


Not to get too soup chickeny *eyeroll* not even a word....some people tend to forget that their heart is a muscle, if you want a strong muscle you have to work it...Cluck cluck.
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12-23-2010, 03:33 PM
i had to run around like a deranged headless chicken today. and it was snowing like a sonofabitch. millions of frantic people were in the damn grocery store too. and i hear we will get a monster nor'easter sunday/monday. Taz
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12-23-2010, 04:00 PM
we are getting the nor'easter too LC. Should make for a fabulous drive into work after a long weekend. So not only will be be swamped with holiday accidents, we will get the weather related ones too because people can't fucking drive in the snow.
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12-23-2010, 09:48 PM
Our president is golfing in Hawaii right now. They have half the base closed off. I can't decide if he is thrifty for playing golf on base or if he is cheap or if he is an ass for vacationing more than he works.
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12-23-2010, 11:07 PM
(12-23-2010, 09:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: Our president is golfing in Hawaii right now. They have half the base closed off. I can't decide if he is thrifty for playing golf on base or if he is cheap or if he is an ass for vacationing more than he works.



I would say ASS!! Cheers
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