(12-22-2010, 10:11 PM)Maggot Wrote:

So scuba divers creep you out?

Cracker: What creeps you out?


spiders and high suspension bridges. my worst nightmare would be driving across a high suspension bridge that had spiders on it. ::scared::

What annoyed me today? There I was, driving to the gym and a squirrel is running around in the road. A car is coming towards me so I start honking and waving like a crazy lady because I don't want him to hit the fucking squirrel. Does he slow down? NO! Not even a little bit. At the last second he kind of swerves and barely misses the stupid squirrel. Totally could have gone the other way. Fucker! Take a fucking SECOND out of your life for a little creature.

Natural selection. Stupid squirrels should die so the species can continue to live in trees and not in the middle of the road.

Tree hugger.

I care about all of God's creatures more than I care about most people.

For example..flooding...homes are lost, aww poor people, jeez...dog on top of barn because of high water...OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY SAVE THE DOG!!!

what really annoyed me was having to get up and come to work.

(12-23-2010, 01:15 AM)Cracker Wrote: Tree hugger.

Ha! Somewhat ironic coming from the colon-cleansing, make-your-own laundry detergent lady.

I saw a lady almost hit a telephone pole trying to avoid a squirrel, fuck that. I slow down a little but I aint risking nothing for them tree rats.

Sonova..........

(12-23-2010, 05:55 PM)username Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 01:15 AM)Cracker Wrote: Tree hugger.

Ha! Somewhat ironic coming from the colon-cleansing, make-your-own laundry detergent lady.

I had a veggie burger for dinner. I'm am half environmentalist. I like steak and deoderant too much to go all the way with it.

(12-23-2010, 09:51 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 05:55 PM)username Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 01:15 AM)Cracker Wrote: Tree hugger.

Ha! Somewhat ironic coming from the colon-cleansing, make-your-own laundry detergent lady.

I had a veggie burger for dinner. I'm am half environmentalist. I like steak and deoderant too much to go all the way with it.

I'm am? deoderant?

I'm pretty sure this post will stick with you much longer than any deodorant.

(12-23-2010, 10:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 09:51 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 05:55 PM)username Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 01:15 AM)Cracker Wrote: Tree hugger.

Ha! Somewhat ironic coming from the colon-cleansing, make-your-own laundry detergent lady.

I had a veggie burger for dinner. I'm am half environmentalist. I like steak and deoderant too much to go all the way with it.

I'm am? deoderant?

I'm pretty sure this post will stick with you much longer than any deodorant.

Cracker's been hitting the eggnog!

(12-23-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a lady almost hit a telephone pole trying to avoid a squirrel, fuck that. I slow down a little but I aint risking nothing for them tree rats.

Here's an idea. Unless you're traveling 55+mph on a freeway or something, just slow down and (here's the tricky part) STOP YOUR FUCKING CAR and let the damn squirrel cross the road.

I'm talking about a residential area. This asshat could have easily (and safely) stopped and waited for Mr. Squirrel to cross the road and get to the other side. Hrumph.

(12-23-2010, 10:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 09:51 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 05:55 PM)username Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 01:15 AM)Cracker Wrote: Tree hugger.

Ha! Somewhat ironic coming from the colon-cleansing, make-your-own laundry detergent lady.

I had a veggie burger for dinner. I'm am half environmentalist. I like steak and deoderant too much to go all the way with it.

I'm am? deoderant?

I'm pretty sure this post will stick with you much longer than any deodorant.

Dick,

You are NEVER allowed to comment on typos. Ever. It is just too incongruous.

Thanks.

(12-23-2010, 10:29 PM)username Wrote: Cracker's been hitting the eggnog!

Hell to the NO. Nassy. Not as bad as snot, but still nassy.

I will drink a little spumante over the holiday, and will spend an evening binge drinking with the ladies, but that will probably be it this year.

When you make your own life, there really isn't much to escape from. Unless you are retarded and made a shitty life.

(12-23-2010, 10:35 PM)username Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a lady almost hit a telephone pole trying to avoid a squirrel, fuck that. I slow down a little but I aint risking nothing for them tree rats.

Here's an idea. Unless you're traveling 55+mph on a freeway or something, just slow down and (here's the tricky part) STOP YOUR FUCKING CAR and let the damn squirrel cross the road.

I'm talking about a residential area. This asshat could have easily (and safely) stopped and waited for Mr. Squirrel to cross the road and get to the other side. Hrumph.

Around here we do 55 in a residential area.............and thats just the snowmobiles.

(12-23-2010, 11:02 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 10:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 09:51 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 05:55 PM)username Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 01:15 AM)Cracker Wrote: Tree hugger.

Ha! Somewhat ironic coming from the colon-cleansing, make-your-own laundry detergent lady.

I had a veggie burger for dinner. I'm am half environmentalist. I like steak and deoderant too much to go all the way with it.

I'm am? deoderant?

I'm pretty sure this post will stick with you much longer than any deodorant.

Dick,

You are NEVER allowed to comment on typos. Ever. It is just too incongruous.

Thanks.

Do I really seem like the type of person you can tell what to do?

(12-23-2010, 11:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Around here we do 55 in a residential area.............and thats just the snowmobiles.

Damn. Squirrel soup?

(12-24-2010, 12:30 AM)username Wrote:

(12-23-2010, 11:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Around here we do 55 in a residential area.............and thats just the snowmobiles.

Damn. Squirrel soup?

Have you ever peeled one of them tree rats? You almost gotta be a surgeon. But yeah squirrel soup is ok. But I do try to avoid them in the road anyways just not at the cost of a tire though.