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For years, women have spent hundreds to make themselves look smaller. Well, except in one area.
It's no secret they dish over dollars to enhance certain measurements, and they're no longer the only ones.
"Well, it's probably going to serve a purpose. If the Wonderbra was popular, I can't see why this wouldn't be," said Marty Hebert.
Still, some men have called Wonderbras and girdles false advertising, but now men have a little, or rather, big secret for under their own clothes -- male enhancement garments that, well -- you get the idea.
"I've heard of it. I guess it kind of levels the playing field," said Cynthia Wright. "Men judge women by their assets, and we cheat, then I guess why can't they?"
"I do think it's a valid thing, 'cause growing up, you hear stories about guys stuffing socks down there," said Giles Wright. "Once again, I never did, but it might sell. It might sell."
The shock jock can be found online. It comes in different styles and several different sizes. There are even extra inserts available.
But buying a pair will definitely take the bulge out of your wallet. They cost about $30.
"It's hard to spend more than a couple bucks on underwear," Hebert said.
Regardless of the price tag, shock jock sales are skyrocketing, leaving one to ponder the age old question: Does size really matter?
"You know if it matters that much to you, then you deserve to be duped," Wright said.
(01-15-2011, 12:48 PM)username Wrote: I pity any male who deludes himself in to thinking that size doesn't matter.
Most males would agree that a stretched out sloppy pussy is unattractive, thanks for bringing that up it may have been completely overlooked in this thread.
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Who the fuck looks? I've never looked at a guy's package. WTF.
While sitting across the desk from someone recently I did catch myself looking at his hands/fingers & thinking he must have a little dick because he had small hands/fingers. *shrug*
(01-15-2011, 01:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Most males would agree that a stretched out sloppy pussy is unattractive, thanks for bringing that up it may have been completely overlooked in this thread.
You're welcome. It's all relative. I'm guessing all pussies seem stretched out if one has a pencil dick.
(01-15-2011, 01:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Most males would agree that a stretched out sloppy pussy is unattractive, thanks for bringing that up it may have been completely overlooked in this thread.
You're welcome. It's all relative. I'm guessing all pussies seem stretched out if one has a pencil dick.
All guys look like a pencil dick when going into the Grand Canyon!
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Who the fuck looks? I've never looked at a guy's package. WTF.
While sitting across the desk from someone recently I did catch myself looking at his hands/fingers & thinking he must have a little dick because he had small hands/fingers. *shrug*
I don't look unless it's obvious....my best friend however is a crotch watching connoisseur!
I saw an old Led Zepplin vid the other day and RP's pants were so thin you could see the outline of his mushroom. You can't help but look when it's right in your face.
I noticed Bret Michaels package has worn a lighter spot on his jeans...yes, i would look at that all fucking day! If he would just get rid of that ridiculous hair, he would be the perfect male specimen for me.
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