I am here to find some new interesting info without all the hype from the media. I am an ICU nurse and in my spare time am a reader of cheesy romance novels and love to cook.

Sounds like a match made in heaven. Welcome!

welcome LT! happy to meet you, and thanks for joining~~
another new person here is an RN, Larrbear.
we have a cooking thread here: or start your own if you like

http://mockforums.net/thread-4210.html

Howdy and welcome.

Hang on for just a second while LC makes you a full member, writes your posts for you, emails you about something and then protects you from me.

this all happens in a matter of minutes.

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hang on for just a second while LC makes you a full member, writes your posts for you, emails you about something and then protects you from me.

this all happens in a matter of minutes.

LC is a sweetie. If everybody was a dick, it would take away from your mystique.

(02-04-2011, 11:27 PM)LT_RN Wrote: I am here to find some new interesting info without all the hype from the media. I am an ICU nurse and in my spare time am a reader of cheesy romance novels and love to cook.

Hello chubby person who finds romance in books and changes diapers. Honestly, millions of overweight housewives do the same things all day if they marry someone who can't afford to leave them for a trophy wife.

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: protects you from me.

No one needs to be protected from you. Most people have enough sense to keep their distance from a rabid dog.

(02-05-2011, 07:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: protects you from me.

No one needs to be protected from you. Most people have enough sense to keep their distance from a rabid dog.

I greeted the newbies nice and you call me a rabid dog?

You're kind of a fucked up bitch, that PMS shit has evidently got a firm hold on you.

Depends?

(02-05-2011, 12:11 AM)Cracker Wrote: Honestly, millions of overweight housewives do the same things all day if they marry someone who can't afford to leave them for a trophy wife.

sort of makes me feel for the trophy wives.

dammit i thought i felt one here earlier.

-pink

Aww makes me want to cry, how welcoming...lol. I am glad to say im a yound divorcee with no diapers to change (not even kids) !

(02-05-2011, 04:26 PM)LT_RN Wrote: Aww makes me want to cry, how welcoming...lol. I am glad to say im a yound divorcee with no diapers to change (not even kids) !

uh oh, stay away from me then. you'll be fine hanging out with the dick.

-pink

Why the hell is Elvis delivering pizza? And why does he have a sex toy?

(02-05-2011, 05:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: Why the hell is Elvis delivering pizza? And why does he have a sex toy?

not sure but to me that's like a triple hardon.

-pink

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hang on for just a second while LC makes you a full member, writes your posts for you, emails you about something and then protects you from me.

this all happens in a matter of minutes.

Hey! Nobody told ME any of this!

i quit.

(02-05-2011, 09:35 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hang on for just a second while LC makes you a full member, writes your posts for you, emails you about something and then protects you from me.

this all happens in a matter of minutes.

Hey! Nobody told ME any of this!

i quit.

see ya, thanks for playing.

(02-05-2011, 09:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:35 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hang on for just a second while LC makes you a full member, writes your posts for you, emails you about something and then protects you from me.

this all happens in a matter of minutes.

Hey! Nobody told ME any of this!

i quit.

see ya, thanks for playing.

i never even got to play. i'm SO going to cry into a bottle of something 80proof or higher.

and then i might drink it.

(02-05-2011, 09:43 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:35 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hang on for just a second while LC makes you a full member, writes your posts for you, emails you about something and then protects you from me.

this all happens in a matter of minutes.

Hey! Nobody told ME any of this!

i quit.

see ya, thanks for playing.

i never even got to play. i'm SO going to cry into a bottle of something 80proof or higher.

and then i might drink it.

Don't cry little girl. come back and post after a few of those 80 proof tears though, I fully intend to.

(02-05-2011, 09:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:43 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:35 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-04-2011, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hang on for just a second while LC makes you a full member, writes your posts for you, emails you about something and then protects you from me.

this all happens in a matter of minutes.

Hey! Nobody told ME any of this!

i quit.

see ya, thanks for playing.

i never even got to play. i'm SO going to cry into a bottle of something 80proof or higher.

and then i might drink it.

Don't cry little girl. come back and post after a few of those 80 proof tears though, I fully intend to.

Is that a drunk posting dare? :B

(02-05-2011, 09:51 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:43 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 09:35 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Hey! Nobody told ME any of this!

i quit.

see ya, thanks for playing.

i never even got to play. i'm SO going to cry into a bottle of something 80proof or higher.

and then i might drink it.

Don't cry little girl. come back and post after a few of those 80 proof tears though, I fully intend to.

Is that a drunk posting dare? :B

absolutely, I love to have a good time, the other people on the forum have been holding me down it's about time some new fun members joined up.