I found this site while surfing clarke/straub news and I LOVE IT !!!! I have read lots of stuff posted on here tonight and my better half says " do you know it's after 1 in the morning?" So when he gets up I will finish reading and go to bed ! Can't wait to chat with you all !

thankyou, and welcome to Mock~~
we're glad to have you here~~

(02-16-2011, 03:34 AM)cjcisneros Wrote: Can't wait to chat with you all !

Be careful what you wish for.

Welcome to Mock ~ Home of the productive insane, where the inmates run the asylum. THE coolest site ever...because I said so.

(02-16-2011, 03:34 AM)cjcisneros Wrote: I found this site while surfing clarke/straub news and I LOVE IT !!!! I have read lots of stuff posted on here tonight and my better half says " do you know it's after 1 in the morning?" So when he gets up I will finish reading and go to bed ! Can't wait to chat with you all !

Jesus, this newb has only been here for a day or two and she already wants to cheat on her husband.

So you and your husband sleep in shifts? you go to sleep after he gets up? Is that his idea or yours?

Wow!

A new member who actually took the time to read the "rules" and voluntarily started a thread!

Welcome, cisneros!

Cisneros?

I'll bet he wined, dined and landed you for a green-card.

(02-16-2011, 03:34 AM)cjcisneros Wrote: ...and my better half says " do you know it's after 1 in the morning?"

I hope you kicked him square in his manjigglies for stating the obvious.

OK, you do realize that most of the members here are functional idiots?

(02-16-2011, 01:23 PM)QueenBee Wrote: OK, you do realize that most of the members here are functional idiots?

(02-16-2011, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-16-2011, 01:23 PM)QueenBee Wrote: OK, you do realize that most of the members here are functional idiots?

I'd consider "functional idiot" somewhat of a complement. We're all getting by day-to-day, right? Even with all of our shortcomings???

so Spy, how about an intro thread from you? tell us about you.
and you'll get some abuse too. hahahaha

No he snores loud and is a bed hog !!! lol but he can be a big ole teddy bear !

no green card for him !!! kept the last name but not the a** hole !!!!

did I hear someone mention short comings?.... lol -- I know a few with SHORT comings !

(02-16-2011, 07:50 PM)cjcisneros Wrote: no green card for him !!! kept the last name but not the a** hole !!!!

Thank you for bleeping out the word a**hole. We have delicate sensibilities around here.













Dumb bitch.

(02-16-2011, 08:39 PM)username Wrote:

(02-16-2011, 07:50 PM)cjcisneros Wrote:

Dumb bitch.

You mean there are more than one?..........waitamminit.

I am going to the pill trolley to get your tablets maggot!

(02-17-2011, 08:59 PM)Just-Curious Wrote:

I gave you an avatar, where is it ?