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So now I gather you geniuses think I'm Keith? Talk about confused.
Let's get back to the subject at hand...my penis size.
Yes, it's true. My dick is small...I'm not gonna lie. But I also have to admit my balls are huge. They're monsters, for real.
No, you can't be Keith because I'm Keith.
There can be only one.
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I'm Keith...no wait...I'm Bert.
You can call me Bert or Keith.
If you want an Admin...call lesbian...that's a sick and perverted lifestyle.... just saying.
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Love this site, just found it today and I am not avid blogger. Dutchess, have to pay respect, you have the best pic, wish i would have found it myself! (fyi this is coming from a female, not male) No matter the conversation, the pic is show stopping with excellent banter to boot!
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(02-23-2011, 07:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Fucking, fucking, fuck.
I didnt but I do now you sweet talking whore.
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(02-23-2011, 10:54 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: No, you can't be Keith because I'm Keith.
There can be only one.
(02-23-2011, 11:39 PM)bert Wrote: I'm Keith...no wait...I'm Bert.
You can call me Bert or Keith.
If you want an Admin...call lesbian...that's a sick and perverted lifestyle.... just saying.
You guys are crazy. I'm Burt/Keith/Fry/Flagler and I double as Mistress of Darkness on Sundays.
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Hey I was wondering whether Sinister (Mistress of Darkness) or her hubby ever returned. Where is Antagonist and Lumpy Pussy gone? Is there a story there?
(02-24-2011, 08:23 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Hey I was wondering whether Sinister (Mistress of Darkness) or her hubby ever returned. Where is Antagonist and Lumpy Pussy gone? Is there a story there?
There is a story.
Unfortunately my friend, it has been rated extremely hardcore thus available in the member's area OLNY, where the hardcore shit happens.
Beware, if you are ever allowed there... enter at your own risk. Mock and its lesbo staff are not liable for any permanent personal damage caused as a result of entering hardcoreland, aka the member's only area.
You've been warned.
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(02-24-2011, 08:53 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: (02-24-2011, 08:23 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Hey I was wondering whether Sinister (Mistress of Darkness) or her hubby ever returned. Where is Antagonist and Lumpy Pussy gone? Is there a story there?
There is a story.
Unfortunately my friend, it has been rated extremely hardcore thus available in the member's area OLNY, where the hardcore shit happens.
Beware, if you are ever allowed there... enter at your own risk. Mock and its lesbo staff are not liable for any permanent personal damage caused as a result of entering hardcoreland, aka the member's only area.
You've been warned.
Whoever this is has good humor and some talent. Hopefully they can refrain from being too annoying.
(02-24-2011, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: (02-24-2011, 08:53 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: (02-24-2011, 08:23 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Hey I was wondering whether Sinister (Mistress of Darkness) or her hubby ever returned. Where is Antagonist and Lumpy Pussy gone? Is there a story there?
There is a story.
Unfortunately my friend, it has been rated extremely hardcore thus available in the member's area OLNY, where the hardcore shit happens.
Beware, if you are ever allowed there... enter at your own risk. Mock and its lesbo staff are not liable for any permanent personal damage caused as a result of entering hardcoreland, aka the member's only area.
You've been warned.
Whoever this is has good humor and some talent. Hopefully they can refrain from being too annoying.
Thank you for being my friend.
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(02-24-2011, 09:52 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: (02-24-2011, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: (02-24-2011, 08:53 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: (02-24-2011, 08:23 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Hey I was wondering whether Sinister (Mistress of Darkness) or her hubby ever returned. Where is Antagonist and Lumpy Pussy gone? Is there a story there?
There is a story.
Unfortunately my friend, it has been rated extremely hardcore thus available in the member's area OLNY, where the hardcore shit happens.
Beware, if you are ever allowed there... enter at your own risk. Mock and its lesbo staff are not liable for any permanent personal damage caused as a result of entering hardcoreland, aka the member's only area.
You've been warned.
Whoever this is has good humor and some talent. Hopefully they can refrain from being too annoying.
Thank you for being my friend.
Sure ...
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(02-23-2011, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (02-23-2011, 07:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: do you two sherlocks realize we have the means to determine if anyone is a duplicate/alt/proxy?
duh.
LC, I have my own forums, of course I realise that you can determine if these two are the same by IP , By the way I never said they were. stop fucking reading what's not there and read what I wrote.
The person was a member in the old mock, no matter how you slice it, it has an old account.
and now a new account.
2 accounts not one.
Login under your old account fuck nuts.
I love this here. IamaDick trying for logic and failing so utterly.
How did this guy make it past initiation?
You guys are getting soft.
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(02-23-2011, 07:49 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why do adults misspell "whining" almost every fucking time? It takes away from your flow. All I can concentrate on is your stupidity. It really removes me from the Common Mind.
Hell you have an ape avatar. Don't tell me that is not a reflection of your intellect. No seriously don't tell me. That would be lying and lies don't become us. We don't care about you enough to need you convince us otherwise.
(02-24-2011, 10:35 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: (02-23-2011, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (02-23-2011, 07:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: do you two sherlocks realize we have the means to determine if anyone is a duplicate/alt/proxy?
duh.
LC, I have my own forums, of course I realise that you can determine if these two are the same by IP , By the way I never said they were. stop fucking reading what's not there and read what I wrote.
The person was a member in the old mock, no matter how you slice it, it has an old account.
and now a new account.
2 accounts not one.
Login under your old account fuck nuts.
I love this here. IamaDick trying for logic and failing so utterly.
How did this guy make it past initiation?
You guys are getting soft.
Yes. Someone is passing a pic of Douchess's tits.
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(02-24-2011, 11:32 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: Someone is passing a pic of Douchess's tits.
Damnit! I had such hopes for you but you continue to come up lacking. You get an F for failure to be original.
(02-24-2011, 11:35 AM)Duchess Wrote: (02-24-2011, 11:32 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: Someone is passing a pic of Douchess's tits.
Damnit! I had such hopes for you but you continue to come up lacking. You get an F for failure to be original.
I know! It's like polishing a turd.
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(02-24-2011, 11:37 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: I know! It's like polishing a turd.
Do you think maybe you could possibly come up with something that hasn't been done before...and by better people than you I might add.
(02-24-2011, 11:39 AM)Duchess Wrote: (02-24-2011, 11:37 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: I know! It's like polishing a turd.
Do you think maybe you could possibly come up with something that hasn't been done before...and by better people than you I might add.
You mean like posting with words that no one has used before?
I guess I could. Terrngit alee cshuldahynha.
Translation: You are a funny twat.
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(02-24-2011, 11:47 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: You are a funny twat.
And you are a newbie bitch stuck in hell & such a disappointing newbie cunt you've turned out to be. C'est la vie.
(02-24-2011, 11:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: (02-24-2011, 11:47 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: You are a funny twat.
And you are a newbie bitch stuck in hell & such a disappointing newbie cunt you've turned out to be. C'est la vie.
Exercise your powers, bitch! Keep me in the hole!
U cunt bant der flaglerchat!!!
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