Hi All,

Technically I am a newbie, but I have been actively lurking in Mock for the last little while. I spend a lot of time in the Crime Forum, the lovely Lady Cop’s Cell Block. Recently, I have found myself consumed by all things Mock! Of particular interest to me is the Jonny Clarke and Lisa Straub case – terribly sad, yet fascinating and from my lurking I know I am not alone in that regard.

This morning I sat down with my cup of Joe, ready to settle in and catch up what I missed last night (for those of you who haven’t been following that forum in particular it’s complicated, yet very addicting and moves quickly! but I digress...) and I couldn’t access my account...I became panic stricken! What am I missing!? Has LE released a presser? Any juicy ramblings from Maytee? I would surely need to enter a Mock related rehab if I could no longer access this forum!

Immediately, I emailed Duchess who told me that I must post here, as newbie, and Lady Cop would kindly grant me access to the Crime Forum again. Lady Cop, please pluck me from the masses and allow me to view my favourite forum yet again. I am getting far too much work done when I am not distracted by this investigation!

Also, and this is something I already mentioned to Duchess via email, Lady Cop and Duchess you do a fantastic job of moderating, while allowing freedom of expression. I regularly find myself laughing out loud both your posts. They also provide me with much needed food for thought.

Although this is my first post, Mock is a community I am very much proud to be a part of, and I hope to have my access back soon.

Thank you!

ALG

welcome, and i have seen you around already . heh. i'm going to give you access and make you a member right away.
and thankyou for generous praise~~

Welcome, ALG.

I can't believe I read that whole post!

What is it you want again?

I'm still giggling at some of the newbie closet " little queens' " postings.

Sorry to not give you my full attention.

As if it matters.

BTW - Rumor has it that Johnny and Lisa were really first cousins.

It was an honor killing type of thing. Those Cubans are seriously fucked up.

For every person that tells me that me & my forum suck I have twenty giving me & my SuperMod praise. Thanks for that. Welcome to Mock. Have fun!

(02-24-2011, 02:22 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: welcome, and i have seen you around already . heh. i'm going to give you access and make you a member right away.
and thankyou for generous praise~~

Why Thank you Lady Copy, I am forever indebted to you! Oh – and I will work on my Aviator! I’ve read enough posts to know I should have one by now. Maybe this will be the start of less lurking and more posting....

(02-24-2011, 02:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:

For every person that tells me that me & my forum suck I have twenty giving me & my SuperMod praise. Thanks for that. Welcome to Mock. Have fun!

Liars and ass kissers are everywhere. Only morons choose to hear the praises instead of the critics.

You'll never learn.

(02-24-2011, 02:24 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Welcome, ALG.

I can't believe I read that whole post!

What is it you want again?

I'm still giggling at some of the newbie closet " little queens' " postings.

Sorry to not give you my full attention.

As if it matters.

BTW - Rumor has it that Johnny and Lisa were really first cousins.

It was an honor killing type of thing. Those Cubans are seriously fucked up.

Tiki,

You’re a spicy one! When you post, hilarity ensues.... Your sarcasm isn’t lost on me – I quite enjoy it.

All the best,

ALG

(02-24-2011, 02:39 PM)ALG Wrote:

(02-24-2011, 02:24 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Welcome, ALG.

I can't believe I read that whole post!

What is it you want again?

I'm still giggling at some of the newbie closet " little queens' " postings.

Sorry to not give you my full attention.

As if it matters.

BTW - Rumor has it that Johnny and Lisa were really first cousins.

It was an honor killing type of thing. Those Cubans are seriously fucked up.

Tiki,

You’re a spicy one! When you post, hilarity ensues.... Your sarcasm isn’t lost on me – I quite enjoy it.

All the best,

ALG

Enjoy ALG, because it rolls downhill from here on.

ALG: Lady Copy, I am forever indebted to you! Oh – and I will work on my Aviator



copy? aviator?

(02-24-2011, 02:35 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Liars and ass kissers are everywhere. Only morons choose to hear the praises instead of the critics.

You'll never learn.

If I were oblivious to my critics it would stand to reason that I wasn't hearing them. Make some sense, dumbass.

(02-24-2011, 02:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-24-2011, 02:35 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: Liars and ass kissers are everywhere. Only morons choose to hear the praises instead of the critics.

You'll never learn.

If I were oblivious to my critics it would stand to reason that I wasn't hearing them. Make some sense, dumbass.

So you do listen to my posts.



Your apology is accepted.

ALG,

AGREED! And welcome! I almost had a brain bleed when I logged in and found I couldn't go to the JC/LS thread to catch up on things. I too wonder if I've missed anything!!!!
Duchess has been gracious enough to guide me through as I do not post, not quite yet anyways, but love reading all the ideas and speculation.
Wishing all a great day and LC and Duchess, again, keep up the amazing job. Love Love Love this site!

welcome to membership gator, i've noticed you lurking also.

start posting!

(02-24-2011, 02:53 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: welcome to membership gator, i've noticed you lurking also.

start posting!

Thanks LC,
I do lurk constantly . Need to catch up on all I've missed! Thanks again for the welcome and allowing me to join in!

(02-24-2011, 02:44 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: ALG: Lady Copy, I am forever indebted to you! Oh – and I will work on my Aviator

copy? aviator?

lol! That darn spell check, does me more harm than good sometimes. Good thing I am not an aviator, couldn’t spend as much time on Mock...

Got my Avatar now – I feel very official.

(02-24-2011, 02:50 PM)gatorfankim Wrote: ALG,

AGREED! And welcome! I almost had a brain bleed when I logged in and found I couldn't go to the JC/LS thread to catch up on things. I too wonder if I've missed anything!!!!
Duchess has been gracious enough to guide me through as I do not post, not quite yet anyways, but love reading all the ideas and speculation.
Wishing all a great day and LC and Duchess, again, keep up the amazing job. Love Love Love this site!

Welcome to you too Gator! Good thing we both survived our aneurysms this morning while attempting to access mock.

Now we just need to work on witty items to post – stiff competition around here!

All the best – see you around,

ALG

hahaha Gator fan. i knew it! Florida was where i worked for years. gators everywhere! :bad tongue:

(02-24-2011, 03:34 PM)ALG Wrote:

(02-24-2011, 02:50 PM)gatorfankim Wrote: ALG,

AGREED! And welcome! I almost had a brain bleed when I logged in and found I couldn't go to the JC/LS thread to catch up on things. I too wonder if I've missed anything!!!!
Duchess has been gracious enough to guide me through as I do not post, not quite yet anyways, but love reading all the ideas and speculation.
Wishing all a great day and LC and Duchess, again, keep up the amazing job. Love Love Love this site!

Welcome to you too Gator! Good thing we both survived our aneurysms this morning while attempting to access mock.

Now we just need to work on witty items to post – stiff competition around here!

All the best – see you around,

ALG

It was horrible! I thought something horrendous had happened and I was not going to be able to access this again--never to know what the hell happened to these young kids! This place is addicting, almost like watching a trainwreck but you just can't stop watching! The cast of characters are a bit hard to follow with all the gangster lingo, it's hard to interpert but these folks here have made it a lot more intriguing for this Mom.
LC, yes, lots of gators--football fans and reptiles, I live near the Everglades so.... can't beat the winters though!

Cup of Joe? Is that coffee or are you a disgusting individual?

Coffee makes me poo.

It makes my fuckin' hair stand on end.