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Hello everyone! Fairly new hear. Been around for a few weeks. I guess I'm suppose to introduce myself. Another one from Toledo. Born and raised in Toledo, but now I live just outside of Toledo. We moved from Toledo because it is full of cookise cutter developemnts with a bunch of people who think their shit doesn't stink and we don't like neighbors. We like our recreational drugs and prefer to do it in private. Ha ha! Toledo is not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Eveybody has sleazy trash, crime and drugs in their town. If you say you don't your'e lying (IMO). Yes my grammer and punctuation sucks! I was too busy getting high in school to pay attention to the really important shit. But I still graduated from college and have a professional job. I found this forum by accident. I'm fucking addicted now. I thought it was just a crime forum. I'm excited to check out the other good stuff. I'm not looking foward to Cracker and Ima Dick giving me shit though. Hopefully they aren't reading this stuff today. I'm hooked on the Lisa Straub and Johnny Clarke story but it's slow right now. I must say that there are some real dumb asses on the site but it's a nice humorous break. I'm still trying to get used to all the rules and the lingo. LC and Duchess have been really cool and haven't given me too much of a hard time about my ignorance. I am computer challenged and I have probably been annoying as you can tell by this really boring post. This is Mock. I can say whatever I fucking please. Right? My spouse is really annoyed that I spend so much time on here but it's better than watching him fall asleep during the History channel and then I can't get the remote because it's hidden under his ass. Go ahead now and "Mock me"
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thanks for doing an intro Kitty Smiley_emoticons_smile
and a belated welcome to Mock.


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(03-01-2011, 09:52 PM)kitty1 Wrote: Hello everyone! Fairly new hear. Been around for a few weeks. I guess I'm suppose to introduce myself. Another one from Toledo. Born and raised in Toledo, but now I live just outside of Toledo. We moved from Toledo because it is full of cookise cutter developemnts with a bunch of people who think their shit doesn't stink and we don't like neighbors. We like our recreational drugs and prefer to do it in private. Ha ha! Toledo is not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Eveybody has sleazy trash, crime and drugs in their town. If you say you don't your'e lying (IMO). Yes my grammer and punctuation sucks! I was too busy getting high in school to pay attention to the really important shit. But I still graduated from college and have a professional job. I found this forum by accident. I'm fucking addicted now. I thought it was just a crime forum. I'm excited to check out the other good stuff. I'm not looking foward to Cracker and Ima Dick giving me shit though. Hopefully they aren't reading this stuff today. I'm hooked on the Lisa Straub and Johnny Clarke story but it's slow right now. I must say that there are some real dumb asses on the site but it's a nice humorous break. I'm still trying to get used to all the rules and the lingo. LC and Duchess have been really cool and haven't given me too much of a hard time about my ignorance. I am computer challenged and I have probably been annoying as you can tell by this really boring post. This is Mock. I can say whatever I fucking please. Right? My spouse is really annoyed that I spend so much time on here but it's better than watching him fall asleep during the History channel and then I can't get the remote because it's hidden under his ass. Go ahead now and "Mock me"

I'm not sure it's possible to mock you.Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

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#4
I'm not that scary.

Why kitty1? Isn't kitty bad enough?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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my Mom was a Kathryn, always called Kitty. 42

















































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#6
Aww.

I think most users choose animal names rather than names of loved ones...

My mom was a whore. We called her laceypannies. hahahaha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(03-01-2011, 10:06 PM)Cracker Wrote: Aww.

I think most users choose animal names rather than names of loved ones...

My mom was a whore. We called her laceypannies. hahahaha

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#8
I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#9
'ere

hooooooooooooooooo :cough cough:

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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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So is the newbie going to post in her own thread?
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(03-01-2011, 10:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.

Are u calling me insane? Your quote is like an F-16. Right over my head. ha ha!
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(03-01-2011, 09:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: thanks for doing an intro Kitty Smiley_emoticons_smile
and a belated welcome to Mock.

Thanks!
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(03-01-2011, 09:59 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:52 PM)kitty1 Wrote: Hello everyone! Fairly new hear. Been around for a few weeks. I guess I'm suppose to introduce myself. Another one from Toledo. Born and raised in Toledo, but now I live just outside of Toledo. We moved from Toledo because it is full of cookise cutter developemnts with a bunch of people who think their shit doesn't stink and we don't like neighbors. We like our recreational drugs and prefer to do it in private. Ha ha! Toledo is not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Eveybody has sleazy trash, crime and drugs in their town. If you say you don't your'e lying (IMO). Yes my grammer and punctuation sucks! I was too busy getting high in school to pay attention to the really important shit. But I still graduated from college and have a professional job. I found this forum by accident. I'm fucking addicted now. I thought it was just a crime forum. I'm excited to check out the other good stuff. I'm not looking foward to Cracker and Ima Dick giving me shit though. Hopefully they aren't reading this stuff today. I'm hooked on the Lisa Straub and Johnny Clarke story but it's slow right now. I must say that there are some real dumb asses on the site but it's a nice humorous break. I'm still trying to get used to all the rules and the lingo. LC and Duchess have been really cool and haven't given me too much of a hard time about my ignorance. I am computer challenged and I have probably been annoying as you can tell by this really boring post. This is Mock. I can say whatever I fucking please. Right? My spouse is really annoyed that I spend so much time on here but it's better than watching him fall asleep during the History channel and then I can't get the remote because it's hidden under his ass. Go ahead now and "Mock me"

I'm not sure it's possible to mock you.Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

I'm surprised! I thought you were supposed to be a dick!
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(03-01-2011, 10:34 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.

Are u calling me insane? Your quote is like an F-16. Right over my head. ha ha!

Is that what you call it?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-01-2011, 10:34 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.

Are u calling me insane? Your quote is like an F-16. Right over my head. ha ha!

F-16's are childs play, we have the F-22's here.

Maggot was channeling crackers sex life. you can get involved if you want to.

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(03-01-2011, 10:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:34 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.

Are u calling me insane? Your quote is like an F-16. Right over my head. ha ha!

F-16's are childs play, we have the F-22's here.

Maggot was channeling crackers sex life. you can get involved if you want to.

I have decided that Cracker is a woman. No man would call their mother a whore no matter what they did. Only a woman could be so cruel and heartless.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-01-2011, 10:39 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:34 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.

Are u calling me insane? Your quote is like an F-16. Right over my head. ha ha!

F-16's are childs play, we have the F-22's here.

Maggot was channeling crackers sex life. you can get involved if you want to.

I have decided that Cracker is a woman. No man would call their mother a whore no matter what they did. Only a woman could be so cruel and heartless.

it fooled you, I'm not surprised.

after all a hobbit stole your ring.

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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(03-01-2011, 09:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm not that scary.

Why kitty1? Isn't kitty bad enough?

If I knew that I was gonna stick around I would have thought of something more interesting! Any suggestions? It was a synonym for pussy. ha ha!
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(03-01-2011, 10:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:39 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:34 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.

Are u calling me insane? Your quote is like an F-16. Right over my head. ha ha!

F-16's are childs play, we have the F-22's here.

Maggot was channeling crackers sex life. you can get involved if you want to.

I have decided that Cracker is a woman. No man would call their mother a whore no matter what they did. Only a woman could be so cruel and heartless.

it fooled you, I'm not surprised.

after all a hobbit stole your ring.

Smiley_emoticons_shocked Precious? Smiley_emoticons_shocked
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-01-2011, 10:40 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm not that scary.

Why kitty1? Isn't kitty bad enough?

If I knew that I was gonna stick around I would have thought of something more interesting! Any suggestions? It was a synonym for pussy. ha ha!

How about "vaginal warts" , they have to do with pussy also?

Cracker what do you call your pussy, maybe the newbie can borrow the name?

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