(03-28-2011, 09:20 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Mitch Hedburg was a genius......

"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too".

OK, now I like you again. Only cool people like Mitch.

I also like Steven Wright....

"I stayed up all last night playing poker with tarot cards, I got a full house and three people died".

"I went up to this 24 hour store and the owner was putting up the closed sign, I said "I thought you were open 24 hours?", he said "we are just not in a row".

I remember him. "I bought some powered water, but I didn't know what to mix it with..."

I think Steven Wright was a big influence on Mitch Hedburg.

"Why is the alphabet in that order?, is it because of that song?"

I think you may be right...

Take this quiz, OP: http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=630&p=1


DAMN! I suck! I only got 50%.

Hahahahaha!

Great site!

I missed 5 and 8.

58% so I got one more right than you did.

(03-28-2011, 06:32 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hahahahaha!

Great site!

I missed 5 and 8.

Citag.

(03-28-2011, 06:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote: 58% so I got one more right than you did.

They are very similar. Mitch was just way hotter.

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later." hahaha

5 out of 10 but I like Steven Wright better.

(03-28-2011, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: 5 out of 10 but I like Steven Wright better.

Noway!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfIih_4P...re=related

"To hell with purple people. Unless they choking. Then help them."

Only because I have seen him maybe. He did a show at the Casino.

I have to go to the DMV today...pray for me.

(04-29-2011, 07:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I have to go to the DMV today...pray for me.

Congratulations on getting your drivers license back.

One of the guys who works for us accidentally pumped regular unleaded in our diesel truck. Jesus Christ

(04-29-2011, 02:58 PM)sally Wrote: One of the guys who works for us accidentally pumped regular unleaded in our diesel truck. Jesus Christ

You pay peanuts you get fucking monkeys.

(04-29-2011, 03:03 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(04-29-2011, 02:58 PM)sally Wrote: One of the guys who works for us accidentally pumped regular unleaded in our diesel truck. Jesus Christ

You pay peanuts you get fucking monkeys.

So for another couple bucks an hour this person wouldn't have pumped regular gas into a diesel truck?

So IYO stupid is a matter of economics, hell then donald wins and you lose.

(04-29-2011, 10:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Congratulations on getting your drivers license back.

Did you give your real weight, Duchess? I laugh when I see the weight on my license. I know people are thinking, "Yeah, right." I haven't changed it since 1993. They don't call me out on it at DMV, so I leave it. I'm going to make the fuckers say something about it if they want it changed...

(04-29-2011, 03:03 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(04-29-2011, 02:58 PM)sally Wrote: One of the guys who works for us accidentally pumped regular unleaded in our diesel truck. Jesus Christ

You pay peanuts you get fucking monkeys.

That's not the problem, he's paid a competitive wage for the scope of work and amount of experience he has. The problem is that he was hungover from being at the bar all night. Unfortunately most sheet metal workers are drunks. Luckily the wet brain realized what he did and didn't start the truck up afterwards.

(04-29-2011, 02:58 PM)sally Wrote: One of the guys who works for us accidentally pumped regular unleaded in our diesel truck. Jesus Christ

Well just tell him to finish the job, and to also put in a quart of oil in the tank as well!