Name is Kalekona

I hold Masters Degrees in both Sarcasm and Procrastination And I'm happy to say I taught my daughters both, and they excelled at them.

I am opinionated- but not a know it all- I just have a point of view and like talking about it.

I just had a milestone birthday-I won't say which milestone but I do remember Duck and Cover,The Moon Landing & The Jerry Lewis Telethons when he was still funny...
So I have a little knowledge about a lot of things and my life experiences are piling up.

I'm looking for a place to hang that doesn't insist on puritan posting practices. I don't like be censored because someone may be shocked at my language.

This place looks a little raw, a little irreverent and pretty damn fun..

Awesome post! THAT'S how it should be done!

You will not find any puritan practices here & you can say fuck until pigs fly.

Welcome to Mock.

Welcome to Mock Moonbeam

Thanks for the welcome...

I'm Fucking looking forward to fucking getting to know fucking everyone..

(06-07-2011, 02:02 PM)kalekona Wrote: Name is Kalekona

I hold Masters Degrees in . . . . Procrastination . . .

Welcome.

So . . .

How long did it take before you wrote and intro and what finally made you decide the time is "now"?

(06-07-2011, 02:02 PM)kalekona Wrote: This place looks a little raw, a little irreverent and pretty damn fun..

Mock is the most fun I've ever had online. Be forewarned, we occasionally argue over stupid bullshit. Most of us are professionals but don't let that scare you, we have everything from cops to accountants to pregnant chicks and I would be remiss if I didn't tell you the entire state of Ohio is here.

(06-07-2011, 02:13 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(06-07-2011, 02:02 PM)kalekona Wrote: Name is Kalekona

I hold Masters Degrees in . . . . Procrastination . . .

Welcome.

So . . .

How long did it take before you wrote and intro and what finally made you decide the time is "now"?

It took me a week, I figured I wasn't getting any younger so I better jump on in before broke a hip or something and I couldn't jump anymore.

(but to be honest it took me a week because I book marked the site on my work computer and I was at home until today..)

hello and welcome, pretty name. may i ask how you found Mock?

(06-07-2011, 02:24 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: hello and welcome, pretty name.

Kale . . . is that Hawaiian for "billfish"?

Do you live on Kona?

(06-07-2011, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Mock is the most fun I've ever had online. Be forewarned, we occasionally argue over stupid bullshit. Most of us are professionals but don't let that scare you, we have everything from cops to accountants to pregnant chicks and I would be remiss if I didn't tell you the entire state of Ohio is here.

"Professionals" is code for...?

I think Ohio fizzled. It's wife beater weather, so they are mostly on the porch now.

Kale is a green leafy vegetable, kona is coffee.

and this member is just as fucking lame as those vegetables from Ohio, so we have a replacement for jsmom ,just what we needed.

kalekona is Hawaiian for Dragon, I've been kalekona since i first got on the internet...oh so many years ago. lol

I don't live in Hawaii, I did back in the 80's and 2 of my daughters were born there.

I found Mock last week when we found out InSessions forums were shutting down, people started posting different places to try, I can't remember who suggested now but I'm glad they did..

"found out InSessions forums were shutting down"


cool! a crime fan! bring your refugee friends from in sessions! :B all opinions and comments welcome, no heavy-handed moderation here~~

(06-07-2011, 02:34 PM)Cracker Wrote: "Professionals" is code for...?

Educated.

(06-07-2011, 02:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and this member is just as fucking lame as those vegetables from Ohio, so we have a replacement for jsmom ,just what we needed.

Right on cue. Dick has sized you up & seen that you're smarter than he is, he'll be all over you like white on rice now & everything you post will be wrong & you'll be declared a liberal.

This one sounds like a step above the usual flotsam and jetsam we usually get signing up here.

We shall see....

and in steps the resident ass kisser.

See what I mean!

(06-07-2011, 03:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and in steps the resident ass kisser.

and in steps the flotsam and jetsam.

(06-07-2011, 02:54 PM)kalekona Wrote: I don't live in Hawaii, I did back in the 80's and 2 of my daughters were born there.

I found Mock last week when we found out InSessions forums were shutting down, people started posting different places to try, I can't remember who suggested now but I'm glad they did..

Military family or just easy going?

I don't mind the crime nuts as long as they don't feel like they could be the next victim. Do you feel like you may be next or are you "normal?"