Ha! My FIL actually sent me this youtube. I'm not sure what the relationship is but he knows David (the guy who created it) and his fiancee, Rebecca. It's pretty freaking funny and apparently going viral. :O



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFc1pr2y...re=feedwll

Is it me or is Youtube not working? can someone please tell me if they can access youtube because I cannot. cheers

(06-20-2011, 10:41 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Is it me or is Youtube not working?

It's you. Or maybe the country of Australia.

shiiiiit

Look at it now you yuppie bastards!

Great, now its stuck in my head.

The part where he says he's going to pay his 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out is the reason I don't go to the whole foods store here. That place is ridiculous.

(06-21-2011, 11:47 AM)sally Wrote: The part where he says he's going to pay his 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out is the reason I don't go to the whole foods store here. That place is ridiculous.

Trader Joe's is a better value

(06-21-2011, 11:47 AM)sally Wrote: The part where he says he's going to pay his 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out is the reason I don't go to the whole foods store here. That place is ridiculous.

Me too. I once bought some stuffed porkchops there and didn't ask the price prior. Freaking $35.00 for 4 stupid porkchops.

(06-21-2011, 12:20 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

(06-21-2011, 11:47 AM)sally Wrote: The part where he says he's going to pay his 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out is the reason I don't go to the whole foods store here. That place is ridiculous.

Trader Joe's is a better value

Better value but the same fucked up parking situation inside an out.

Damned "blue veins" crowding around the sample tables and causing a jam. Even trading dirty looks and throwing elbows with anyone trying to get by their "senior freebie scrum".

And all of them smelling like cheap air freshener.

It's like they never had a cracker with organic blueberry jam in their entire life.

And how long does it take to dispense 1 ounce of coffee from a coffee maker with a spigot? Why must they stand in front of the damn coffee maker while they take their first sip instead of moving to the side, allowing someone else a chance for a cup?

And their endless drone, louder than the in-store music, about their medical conditions, the weather, their favorite "cheap" red wine and their lactose intolerance makes me wanna bust a cap in someone's ass and not bring in my own shopping bags.

And don't get me started on the yoga moms with their "little helper" kids, with their little shopping carts, clogging up the damned isles, while mom prattles on and on about what a "good little shopper" Hayden or Hanna is and how she's going to make gluten-free mac and cheese for her when they get home.

Or at least this what I've been told.

Haha Tiki! It's true.

It is amazing how many erect nipples can be found in the shopping center on a hot day in the middle of summer.

Do you count both men and women?

(06-21-2011, 01:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do you count both men and women?

Is that why you wear tank tops?

I wear dickies shirts.

Like you wouldn't have been able to guess that if you had given it a minutes worth of thought.

stop deflecting and answer the question.

Do you count both men and women nipples when you go to the store to look at nipples?

(06-21-2011, 01:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do you count both men and women nipples when you go to the store to look at nipples?

(06-21-2011, 01:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I wear dickies shirts.

Dickies -

The "Clip on Tie" of turtlenecks.


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(06-21-2011, 03:42 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(06-21-2011, 01:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I wear dickies shirts.

Dickies -

The "Clip on Tie" of turtlenecks.

Shit Sanwiches...................................15.00
Bananas..............................................4.50
Shopping While Properly Attired.........Priceless


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Your Dickie, Don't Leave Home Without It

(06-21-2011, 01:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do you count both men and women?
I wear dickies shirts.

Like you wouldn't have been able to guess that if you had given it a minutes worth of thought.

stop deflecting and answer the question.

Do you count both men and women nipples when you go to the store to look at nipples?

Why would I care about mens nipples? And how the hell do I know you wear stupid dickies shirts? Do you wish I would find mens nipples attractive? Well.............That aint happening!
Now Ya mongrel ..........Geez, a little zippy today or what? ::laughp::

(06-21-2011, 01:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: It is amazing how many erect nipples can be found in the shopping center on a hot day in the middle of summer.

Erect nipples on a hot summer day at Trader Joe's are surprising.

Give me a CostCo. freezer section and I'll show you some erect nipples, baby.