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(07-09-2011, 10:26 AM)IMaDick Wrote: So you have plans for later that involves a plug of some kind?
Yes. LC is going to tackle you and hold you down, I'm going to shove a rolled up sock in your mouth, and Duchess is going to stitch your lips shut.
We have a bet on if you really talk out of your ass. This was the only way to find out for sure.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(07-09-2011, 04:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Yes. LC is going to tackle you and hold you down, I'm going to shove a rolled up sock in your mouth, and Duchess is going to stitch your lips shut.
We have a bet on if you really talk out of your ass. This was the only way to find out for sure.
Yabba Dabba Do! *happy dance*
I know there's a big needle thing in the barn for working on horse equipment.
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My pool is cloudy again.
It took over 48 hours to recover from Tuesday's Haboob and last nite . . . another dust storm.
I can't see the drain. Who knows what's on the bottom?
And do you think pool companies work on weekends? Hahahahaha!
Looks like this fix is up to me. Off to Leslies.
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(07-09-2011, 04:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: (07-09-2011, 10:26 AM)IMaDick Wrote: So you have plans for later that involves a plug of some kind?
Yes. LC is going to tackle you and hold you down, I'm going to shove a rolled up sock in your mouth, and Duchess is going to stitch your lips shut.
We have a bet on if you really talk out of your ass. This was the only way to find out for sure.
Pack a lunch it's going to be a long day for you.
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(07-10-2011, 12:00 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: My pool is cloudy again.
It took over 48 hours to recover from Tuesday's Haboob and last nite . . . another dust storm.
I can't see the drain. Who knows what's on the bottom?
And do you think pool companies work on weekends? Hahahahaha!
Looks like this fix is up to me. Off to Leslies.
DE filters are much better than sand filters.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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What doesn't fuckin annoy me anymore??!! I must be getting old. Comcast pissed me off so bad the other day I've refused to use my home phone for the fact that I spent too much damn time on it trying to talk to a real live PERSON!!!
Secondly- it's been too long since I've been layed- that alone is enough to annoy anyone. I'm 29 & my spouse is deployed. Woe is me
my pet peeves could go on for days but I'll spare you for now
It's the hint of arsenic that gives it that extra kick.
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Maybe you should invest in a vibrator.
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Capt. Emo: Deploy the vibrator!
Private Decharmed: Yes sir!
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I just pictured a vibrator shooting out of a chute!
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Has anyone ever tried oatmeal with chunks of watermellon in it?
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That sounds disgusting..but I don't like any of the watermelon flavored bullshit like gum & liquor etc. *ick*
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Vibrator has been launched....repeatedly. Mr. Purple does a great job but there is still something lacking.
It's the hint of arsenic that gives it that extra kick.
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Throw a CD in, it's probably too quiet.
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I love watermelon. But not watermelon flavored stuff either Duchess. When I was pregnant with Vincent I craved watermelon all the time. And he loves watermelon. hhmmmm....
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(07-15-2011, 01:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I love watermelon. But not watermelon flavored stuff either Duchess. When I was pregnant with Vincent I craved watermelon all the time. And he loves watermelon. hhmmmm....
I craved Doritos when I was pregnant with my first. He eats about 2 bags a week now. I went off the deep end in my 6 th month. I went through 6 bags a week for a month straight. I had a bag in the bedroom and a bag in the living room. I gained 15 lbs that month.
Never put cool whip on watermelon...nasty!
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There is a fly the size of my left nipple buzzing around my house & it's really annoying me.
BTW Duchess & ramseycat- I hate artificial apple flavors.
It's the hint of arsenic that gives it that extra kick.
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My neighbor. We live in an apartment, and my neighbor left her house in the middle of cooking and left her stove on high. On top of that, our smoke detectors in the hallway weren't working. We had 3 firetrucks come save us. They got everything taken care of within 10 minutes of us calling them. Thank god! Now I'm online house hunting. No more apartments for us.
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The Got dam fan quit working in my car today. WTF?? It's the hottest day of the fucking century here and my fan takes a shit. I don't think it's the blower motor because it works on low, like that helps when it's 102 degrees. I'm trying my best not to complain about the heat but fuck...it's too hot to even go swimming or riding. I'll probably freeze my ass off when it finally gets back into the 80's next week!
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(07-21-2011, 05:38 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: The Got dam fan quit working in my car today. WTF?? It's the hottest day of the fucking century here and my fan takes a shit. I don't think it's the blower motor because it works on low, like that helps when it's 102 degrees. I'm trying my best not to complain about the heat but fuck...it's too hot to even go swimming or riding. I'll probably freeze my ass off when it finally gets back into the 80's next week!
I open my windows and go like hell, a cup of ice cubes by my side. I rub my chest with them.
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I evidently ate far too much corn-on-the-cob with dinner last night.......
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