Some of this shit is serious.

Take Aussie for instance

Yes well, it's all fun and games in here until someone loses an eye, isn't that right dickie?

Aussiebitch needs a Prince.

You know it really gets under my skin when you call me bitch! I hate it.

Bitch

(07-28-2011, 06:38 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You know it really gets under my skin when you call me bitch! I hate it.

It might be scabies.

Try a topical treatment before bedtime.

this is Mock! not sunshine and lollipops!

Aussie, get back here. I'm fuckin' with your head.

I use pet names to remember all my favorites Aussie, the more I hate you the more I like you. Its evil but it works for me kid, so shut the fuck up and deal with it.

(07-28-2011, 08:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: I use pet names to remember all my favorites Aussie, the more I hate you the more I like you.

Aussie and Maggot, sitting in a tree....

(07-28-2011, 07:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Aussie, get back here. I'm fuckin' with your head.

Dosent hurt when you do it!

*gasp* You bitch!

(07-29-2011, 05:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

*gasp* You bitch!

yes but what about that astronaut I am obsessed with those diapers!

(07-29-2011, 02:39 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Dosent hurt when you do it!

That's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me in here. Do you have any idea the number of people who quake in their shoes when they see me posting at a certain hellhole. Grown men fear me. Rawr.

(07-29-2011, 05:50 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Grown men fear me. Rawr.

I am sorry Duch my mind is on other things today. But it's great when the boys quake in their boots. Love your work.

Good Lord!...............Go do the damn dishes!

I think I've laughed at every one of Aussie's posts today.

She loves my work. Hahaha. That's hysterical.

You should check your carbon monoxide detectors, the oxygen levels may be getting a bit low.

My oxygen levels are excellent for my age, I don't smoke. I have a dishwasher.