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what are you going to be for Halloween?
#81
(10-11-2011, 07:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I would have a serious urge to lift the flap...just sayin'.


The Scotsman
words and music by Mike Cross (as sung by Brian Bowers)(~1985)

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize




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#82
(10-11-2011, 07:14 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cladking, you really could get arrested for running around in your loincloth like this! hah

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Can't be me. I'm going to take the lazy man's way and go as a mummy this year.

I told some Egyptologists that the pose in the video is just Egyptians "dousing". I'm not sure I'm 100% serious though. One of ancients did claim that people had 365 senses so I'm still lookin'.

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#83
here you are Clad~~

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#84
I wondered about Mo.
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#85
undercovercameo~~

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#86
Perfect Thanks LC
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#87
Miss Wildflower as Eliza Doolittle~

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#88
LMAO!
I totally love it.
Thank you!
You are missed...RIP Lady Cop
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#89
Harvest Moon!

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#90
(10-14-2011, 04:11 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Harvest Moon!

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Love it!! Now can I make it small enough to use as my avatar?? In some way that I can link to it easily?
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#91
done. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

















































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#92
(10-14-2011, 05:13 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: done. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


I really love it! Thanks LC. I am too lazy to go around searching out new avatars, even though Fall/Halloween is a favorite season.

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#93
Nope. SC. You can't do the Village People guy, Reno 911 guy, or any rock singers that dress in leather cop outfits...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#94
(10-14-2011, 05:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Nope. SC. You can't do the Village People guy, Reno 911 guy, or any rock singers that dress in leather cop outfits...

I gotta wear that shit all the time.
I was thinking more along the lines of this:
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#95
LC has to pick because we all want to know what you look like IRL and she'll find one that is close. You know what a stickler she is. Mine looks just like me.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#96
pplrcrazy wants to be a lady pirate!

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#97
(10-14-2011, 05:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: LC has to pick because we all want to know what you look like IRL and she'll find one that is close. You know what a stickler she is. Mine looks just like me.

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#98
love it, tough, but sexy!
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#99
(10-14-2011, 06:10 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(10-14-2011, 05:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: LC has to pick because we all want to know what you look like IRL and she'll find one that is close. You know what a stickler she is. Mine looks just like me.

i can't post his pic w/o permission, but i can look around for a reasonable facsimile. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

here's our SC~~
he's no sissy nancy boy Police


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(10-14-2011, 06:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(10-14-2011, 06:10 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(10-14-2011, 05:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: LC has to pick because we all want to know what you look like IRL and she'll find one that is close. You know what a stickler she is. Mine looks just like me.

i can't post his pic w/o permission, but i can look around for a reasonable facsimile. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

here's our SC~~
he's no sissy nancy boy Police


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Damn, you're good....
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