I'm just following the rules and introducing myself. So, Hello All! I think and bake well, and have thick enough skin to jump into message boards whenever the mood strikes.

After spending the better part of 2006 on an unrelated message board, I will probably lurk more than post here, as I am heavily involved in real life these days ;-)

Nice to meet you all

welcome to Mock.

lurk around and you'll see we have many areas of interest, so please dive in.


thanks for doing an intro.

If I stay quiet long enough, will I be a virgin forever? I get a kick out of seeing that under my name.

Welcome to Mock! Sometimes I'm nice, sometimes I'm not. It's a fuckin' crap shoot.

Yet another domestic soup chicken from Ohio?

(10-19-2011, 01:56 PM)Mommer Wrote: If I stay quiet long enough, will I be a virgin forever? I get a kick out of seeing that under my name.

OK but after you meet some of these people, you'll feel violated.

Welcome, im not very good at welcomes so go away and i will try to recompose.

(10-19-2011, 02:13 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Yet another domestic soup chicken from Ohio?

Yep. Boring as hell these days ... but I was formed in Minnesota and twisted in New York! Ohio is a nice middle ground until I retire somewhere warm.

Do you own exotic animals?

(10-19-2011, 01:44 PM)Mommer Wrote: After spending the better part of 2006 on an unrelated message board, I will probably lurk more than post here, as I am heavily involved in real life these days ;-)

Yayy for you. You've conquered your internet addiction? Jesus.

(10-19-2011, 10:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Do you own exotic animals?

(10-19-2011, 10:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Do you own exotic animals?

They're running loose in Amish country!

(10-19-2011, 10:10 PM)username Wrote:

(10-19-2011, 01:44 PM)Mommer Wrote: After spending the better part of 2006 on an unrelated message board, I will probably lurk more than post here, as I am heavily involved in real life these days ;-)

Yayy for you. You've conquered your internet addiction? Jesus.

Hell no! I can't resist a thread that's all about me

(10-19-2011, 10:03 PM)Mommer Wrote: but I was formed in Minnesota and twisted in New York!

Very.......slow.......hand.......clap.

The fact you have ended up in Ohio is telling and 100% obvious.

No one ever gets that to be ignored in Mock is the kiss of death...altho, I guess there are some that don't want to hit our radar.

Mommer won't be hitting anybodys radar any time soon, I can smell a soup chicken a mile off and the soup chicken is strong in this one.

(10-20-2011, 07:03 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Mommer won't be hitting anybodys radar any time soon, I can smell a soup chicken a mile off and the soup chicken is strong in this one.

I may be a soup chicken, but these bones make incredible stock and plate-lickin' gravy.

I'll give you a few pointers:

a) Don't reply with pics. Even when can be totally appropriate, they think you are an idiot.
b) Don't answer to anything Lady Cop posts. You might think she's relevant, but if you read long enough and pm me, I'll show you she's nothing but a filler trying to get sympathy from forums and pimping her son into a non-crack smocking wife. Yes, it is pretty pathetic. I got more story on her than the three stooges. And I Google the three stooges. Did I say pathetic? But Duchess is ok.
c) ImaDick. Do yourself a favor and put the drunk on ignore. You can't get nothing of value off of him.
d) Stick with Cracker and Eat Shit And Die (ESAD). The only value out of the hole.

i have NO idea why this fool comes here to trash me. i really don't. and i am not the person who banned him. i have been online for 10 years trying to find missing kids. that's it. it's what i do. so i don't get this. except he has proclaimed himself a cop hater. i never even replied to his shit. so he got upset and decided to attack me frontally. believe me. 10 years online i have seen many knee-jerk cop haters. that's OK. he's nothing. he's no more than the assholes i have cuffed and stuffed. probably is one of them.

I had a choice to make between my SuperMod and a Member.

You probably should have said that to him before I had to ban him.