The judicial system isn't helping her.

What a farce!

Apparently every time a celebrity goes to prison an angel gets AIDS.

all in the family. he just got out! but sounds like a vindictive girlfriend too.


AP
TAMPA, Fla. — The estranged father of actress Lindsay Lohan is back in police custody hours after being released from a Tampa jail on domestic violence charges.

Tampa police responded to a 911 call from Michael Lohan’s on-and-off girlfriend early today. Kate Major told police Lohan made a harassing phone call to her shortly after being released from jail Wednesday.

Lohan called again while police were at Major’s condo. Lohan allegedly insisted he had not threatened Major. He said he threw a remote control at the floor, not at her.

Police got an arrest warrant and went to the hotel where Lohan was staying.

According to their report, Lohan spotted them and tried to hide. Police said he jumped off a 34-foot high balcony in an escape attempt. Officers apprehended him minutes later.

OW OW OW!

As Spinner recently reported, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler had a nasty fall in a hotel bathroom in Paraguay over the weekend. The singer was rushed to the hospital where he underwent treatment for a busted lip, cut forehead and two broken front teeth. And from the ghastly picture that Tyler sent NBC's 'Today Show,' it looks like the frontman may have rocked a little too hard while singing in the shower.

Speculation arose about Tyler's sobriety after the incident caught wind around the world, but the 'Idol' judge assured Matt Lauer that this had nothing to do with substance abuse, and everything to do with dehydration after food poisoning. "I get that people think that," Tyler said of rumors that he had fallen off the wagon. "It still bothers me a little, but it's something that I have to deal with for the rest of my life."

No sympathy here for men who fuck crazy bitches. You are better off with fat bitches. Fat, crazy bitches are usually bi, so they are less of a threat.

Or more of a threat.

If you're into that kind of thing, I guess.

Have you met JsMom?

No not physically, would my penis be gratified by her presence?

I'm glad he still has all his hair. But the screaching has to stop. Please stop the screaching Steve. For the love of all thats sacred. And the children.


I remember him in 1975-76 Concord area at the Alosa Civic Center and a few high school dances he was a wreck then. He did some faceplants.........but he always got up no matter how bad it looked.

(10-27-2011, 07:55 PM)ESAD Wrote: No not physically, would my penis be gratified by her presence?

If you like em fat and hairy I suppose so.

and that was the repulsive obscene $10 million dollar wedding. hahahaha

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...hries.html


Well that didn't take long.

Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, professional basketball player Kris Humphries, according to court documents from L.A. Superior Court.

"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" producer Ryan Seacrest tweeted Monday, "Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins."

And yes, you read that tally correctly. The marriage that was so highly celebrated and promoted by the E! network - which devoted not one, but two episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" to the fairy tale nuptials - appears to now be no more.

And despite gushing how much her late father, attorney Robert Kardashian, would have "loved Kris," Kimmy K. opted to end her marriage on the grounds of irreconcilable differences.

(10-31-2011, 02:21 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce............
And despite gushing how much her late father, attorney Robert Kardashian, would have "loved Kris," Kimmy K. opted to end her marriage on the grounds of irreconcilable differences.

I want them to get back together and see it to a conclusion. Slow Bronco chases make great reality TV.

What a waste of millions of dollars on that circus of a wedding. Money that could have helped out a lot of people. Disgusting.

Did she have a dollar dance? Was it tax deductable?

Hi Ramseykittens!!!

I don't understand the mind behind the people who are willing to do anything for money. I don't get it at all. I'm not going to fake loving someone for money, I'm not going to fake orgasms with someone because they have a shit ton of cash, I just am not going to fake one little thing because of money. What a piece of work she is, the whole ridiculous family are the same way, money is God to them.

Magottyboo!!! There you are.

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan must start serving 30 days in jail starting next week after admitting that she violated her probation on a necklace theft conviction, a Los Angeles County judge ordered Wednesday.

After that, the actress must work at least 12 days a month at the county morgue until she completes the 53 remaining days on her court-ordered community service and she must attend 18 psychotherapy sessions, Judge Stephanie Sautner told her.

If Lohan misses any of those goals, she will be returned to jail for another 270 days, the judge ruled.

"This is what we really call putting the keys to the jail in the defendant's hands," Sautner told Lohan.

The actress, who admitted violating her probation during a hearing Wednesday, must report to the Los Angeles County jail by November 9, the judge said.

"You are not to get house arrest or early release, except for that required by the law," Sautner said.

When Sautner sentenced Lohan to 120 days in jail last May, she ended up serving 35 days of home confinement instead, due to jail overcrowding and state rules that give prisoners credit for good behavior.

It was not immediately clear how many days Lohan will actually serve this month, if she ends up getting credit for good behavior.

Prosecutors said Lohan missed 12 of 20 scheduled work days at a downtown Los Angeles women's center, part of the court-ordered community service imposed in May when she pleaded guilty to stealing a necklace from a Venice, California, jewelry store.

Lohan, 25, was already on probation for two drunken driving convictions from 2007.

She also canceled 14 of 19 scheduled appointments for court-ordered psychotherapy, they said.

"From what I see of you, you need a structure," Sautner told Lohan Wednesday, instructing her to return to court each month, starting December 14, to show she is complying with the schedule.

If the actress stays on track, her probation would be eased on March 29, 2012, Sautner said. If she doesn't keep up with the requirements, she will serve the additional 270 days behind bars, the judge said.

The full sentence imposed Wednesday was 150 days for the necklace theft probation violation and 150 days for violating probation on the 2007 drunk driving conviction in Beverly Hills.

While the original sentence included 360 hours of community service at a downtown Los Angeles women's center, the judge said she did not want to put the Skid Row charity through the pain of Lohan again.

When the judge called The Good Shepherds Center for Homeless Women, the charity refused to take Lohan on as a worker "saying you were a bad example," Sautner said.

But Lohan seemed to find a good fit with her work at the Los Angeles County morgue, where Deputy Chief Coroner Ed Winter said she worked four days in the past two weeks cleaning up.

"So, the morgue is willing to keep you," the judge said.

All of her community service work has been transferred there, she said.

I don't think saying she's white trash would be a stretch. She reminds me of Anna Nicole.