(11-09-2011, 07:28 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: At least he didnt shoot it in her eye.
That shit hurts...

And to think, I was just going to ask this poll question:

Which Mock member would be most likely to take a money shot?

A. JsMom

B. Username

C. I'msuchawildflower

D. Duchess

(11-09-2011, 07:35 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Which Mock member would be most likely to take a money shot?

A. JsMom

B. Username

C. I'msuchawildflower < winner

D. Duchess

By the way, winning this poll only endears you more to us men.

(11-01-2011, 01:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Has nobody in here ever seen a porno before?

The faux outrage on display is pathetic.

A faux man with a British accent is even more pathetic.

(11-09-2011, 07:35 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(11-09-2011, 07:28 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: At least he didnt shoot it in her eye.
That shit hurts...

And to think, I was just going to ask this poll question:

Which Mock member would be most likely to take a money shot?

A. JsMom

B. Username

C. I'msuchawildflower

D. Duchess

Its why I still look so young and refreshed.
Show me the money!

(11-10-2011, 05:04 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote:

(11-09-2011, 07:35 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(11-09-2011, 07:28 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: At least he didnt shoot it in her eye.
That shit hurts...

And to think, I was just going to ask this poll question:

Which Mock member would be most likely to take a money shot?

A. JsMom

B. Username

C. I'msuchawildflower

D. Duchess

Its why I still look so young and refreshed.
Show me the money!

As I've always said, jizz is good for your skin!!

jizz goggles
goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.
She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.

Orgasms = Plural. It is a known special talent of many women to have multiple orgasms. So why is this thread all about cum from a penis..? Hell most men are lucky if they can even get it up for one orgasm.

How about how many times have you had an orgasm/climax during a single, but extended, sexual encounter with another person?

(11-10-2011, 06:16 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: why is this thread all about cum from a penis? Hell most men are lucky if they can even get it up for one orgasm.

I did NOT start this!!!

Also, I've not had the ED that apparently afflicts so many guys.

I also have not tried 'the little blue pill', either.

Something about the '4 hour long erection' warning has scared me off... so far.

Midwest, Why so defensive?

Duchess said she just wanted to see how the word Orgasms looked as a top thread in the forum.

BTW, It must really suck to not be able to have multiples.

I love naughty orgasms.

Female ejaculation (commonly known as gushing, cumming or squirting[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before an orgasm. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be a topic of debate among medical professionals and is related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.

(11-10-2011, 08:52 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I love naughty orgasms.

Look, I found a picture of Frank's kid.

Wow. The sexual chicken thread.

Those birds are clucking right there on the T.V. !!!!

Orgasms...my vote is yes...i like them...I once had a continual one that kept going for about 5 minutes.

(11-10-2011, 08:57 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: Female ejaculation (commonly known as gushing, cumming or squirting[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before an orgasm. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be a topic of debate among medical professionals and is related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.

Okay.

Was there a point to this or did you just post it to make yourself look more slutty? Here's a tip, men will fuck you, but you might not be marriage material. Hopefully you're already married and you don't share your posts with your husband. Guys don't like this shit from their spouses (or potential spouses). Smart women are equally skeeved out by men like MS. j/s.

(11-10-2011, 11:03 PM)pspence Wrote: Orgasms...my vote is yes...i like them...I once had a continual one that kept going for about 5 minutes.

*slaps head* TMI!

(11-10-2011, 10:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: Those birds are clucking right there on the T.V. !!!!

It took me awhile, but I finally got it.

I normally do about 2 minutes in. Just in time for the commercials to be done!

(11-11-2011, 12:30 AM)MikeyA Wrote: I normally do about 2 minutes in. Just in time for the commercials to be done!

Just goes to show, looks aren't everything.