BEFORE MARRIAGE:
John-Ah....At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane-Do you want me to leave?
John-NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane-Do you love me?
John-Of coarse! Always have and always will!
Jane-Have you ever cheated on me?
John-NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane- Will you kiss me?
John-Every chance I get!
Jane-Will you hit me?
John- Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane-Can I trust you?
John-Yes
Jane- Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
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you know when I said to Mo the other day that you were jealous because Jelly was beautiful, that was no slur on your wife. The remark had nothing to do with your wife, just thought I would clarify that now you brought the subject of marriage up. I am sure your wife is a cool gal.

(10-05-2011, 10:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: you know when I said to Mo the other day that you were jealous because Jelly was beautiful, that was no slur on your wife. The remark had nothing to do with your wife, just thought I would clarify that now you brought the subject of marriage up. I am sure your wife is a cool gal.

Nothing that a double barrel shotgun in the mouth couldn't solve.

(10-05-2011, 10:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: you know when I said to Mo the other day that you were jealous because Jelly was beautiful, that was no slur on your wife.

Maggot has a trophy wife. She's much younger & quite lovely.

(10-06-2011, 09:34 AM)White Pud Wrote: Nothing that a double barrel shotgun in the mouth couldn't solve.

I was going to write all sorts of things here, about you and hypocrisy, gun laws, but I just can't be bothered, you are not worth it.

Most people are worth a slam, Aussie, I think you should go for it...maybe it'll get OP back in here.

(12-08-2011, 12:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

maybe it'll get OP back in here.

Don't do it Aussie it's not worth it.

Why...because you don't care for his response to you?

(12-08-2011, 12:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why...because you don't care for his response to you?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is why.

He's always under your apron string.

(12-08-2011, 01:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote: This is why.

He's always under your apron string.

Would you like to be?

(12-08-2011, 01:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-08-2011, 01:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote: This is why.

He's always under your apron string.

Would you like to be?

Sorry Duchess, I'm a bit stronger than that, Most women don't respect a milk toast type man and most men can't respect themselves if they are a milk toast type of man.

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Do you seriously believe I actually protect people in here? C'mon!

(12-08-2011, 01:19 PM)Duchess Wrote: Would you like to be?

...and when I said that ^^^^^ it was a joke. Can't you even joke around? What the hell is wrong with you?

(12-08-2011, 01:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-08-2011, 01:19 PM)Duchess Wrote: Would you like to be?

...and when I said that ^^^^^ it was a joke. Can't you even joke around? What the hell is wrong with you?

So being tied to your apron string is the punch line?

There is no apron, Paco, it's a figment of your imagination. You're the only one who believes I offer people protection. That's a ridiculous notion. Do I fuck with your head in regards to it...hell yeah. IT'S FUN!

You're on the rag all the fuckin' time.

Wait....what? You mean you don't protect me Duchess??? Well hells bells. That just stinks.

(12-08-2011, 01:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

There is no apron, Paco, it's a figment of your imagination. You're the only one who believes I offer people protection. That's a ridiculous notion. Do I fuck with your head in regards to it...hell yeah. IT'S FUN!

You're on the rag all the fuckin' time.

Is this post also a joke?

Can't you even joke around ? what the hell is wrong with you?

I really wish I could see what Duchess posted. Stupid work internet.

(12-08-2011, 02:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I really wish I could see what Duchess posted. Stupid work internet.

She's on the rag again, someone said something about how she protects OP.

Do I fuck with her head in regards to it? Hell ya IT"S FUN!