(12-29-2011, 08:39 PM)Adub Wrote:

(12-29-2011, 03:48 PM)username Wrote:

(12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: WTF?

Why do I always get lumped in with Dick?

Made from the same mold. Cut from the same cloth. Two peas in a pod.

In that they both try to play people? Duchess is no different with her devil's advocate trying to stir up shit on Lady Cop's cell blocc or Lady Cop herself implying that she knows more than she is saying with <----that. Atleast Cracker has a soft side to her, at times. Cracker is no Dick. Ima or otherwise.

Terrific post, thanks for noticing my talents.

Now shut the fuck up.

(12-29-2011, 08:58 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Smegma: I don't know Krystalshores but her name is annoying and rather pretentious


How could you say Anyones name is annoying! I wanted to block you because your name is rather disgusting but you were pretty funny. So, I have to Live with it

It's the "K" thing. Crystal isn't spelled that way, hence you're being a pretentious twat.

No offense, of course. I'm sure you're a lovely person.

(12-29-2011, 09:10 PM)Smegma Wrote: It's the "K" thing. Crystal isn't spelled that way, hence you're being a pretentious twat.

I would change mine to "Kracker" just to annoy you, but people already think I'm Klan so I won't.

You already annoy me.

I am a shut-in's nightmare.

Is there a pic of Midwest Sty somewhere? Because he could be all fat and pasty and sweaty and hairy. While I'm sure some of you enjoy the boost from any kind of virtual sexual interest, Cracker thinks it is creepy. If you are feeling hard up for praise, I suggest a walk around the Home Depot parking lot early in the morning (before the workers hop into the back of a pickup truck) to help boost your self esteem.

(12-29-2011, 10:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: Is there a pic of Midwest Sty somewhere?

Surely, you of all people can appreciate the fact that there's no photo available?

Aussie maybe. Krystalshores, unlikely. I mean really... "Krystalshores"? What is she, a Kardashian that has to spell everything with a fucking K?


See I knew you were funny head cheese. My name means something to me it's special

(12-29-2011, 08:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(12-29-2011, 08:27 PM)Smegma Wrote: Sally seems to be happily married, I don't know Krystalshores but her name is annoying and rather pretentious so I think you could do better and Aussie seems like a very needy person that would probably drain the life out of you.

Have you considered hiring a hooker?

Wonderful feedback. Thanks.

I'm also happily married, and have, at times, mentioned women of Mock that I'd like to have relations with (pretty much knowing 100% that it'll never happen).

I hope Aussie and KrystalShores can get in here and defend their honor.

I am not responding to that nonsense. When you are secure in yourself and someone says something like that, it doesn't even touch you. It's like, whatever.

(12-29-2011, 10:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: Is there a pic of Midwest Sty somewhere?

No, there isn't but he insists he's a George Clooney look alike.

(12-30-2011, 07:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-29-2011, 10:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: Is there a pic of Midwest Sty somewhere?

No, there isn't but he insists he's a George Clooney look alike.

When I'm tan, there's a resemblance. I'm pale as hell right now.

I refuse to go to a tanning booth.

(Nothing that a couple weeks in Kauai won't cure, however).

(Nothing that a couple weeks in Kauai won't cure, however).

MS Is this where we are going for our Rendezvous?

(12-30-2011, 11:00 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When I'm tan, there's a resemblance.

So the only thing standing in your way of looking like George right now is a tan?

So Midwest Spy is black Irish? Cuz I think Colin Farrell is seriously good looking.

(12-30-2011, 11:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 11:00 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When I'm tan, there's a resemblance.

So the only thing standing in your way of looking like George right now is a tan?

Let's put it this way: If I replaced George, and was super rich and famous, starred in the movies, had the house on Lake Como, etc., AND was single, I'd be pulling all the babes that George is.

Thank You Very Much

(12-30-2011, 11:18 AM)krystalshores Wrote: (Nothing that a couple weeks in Kauai won't cure, however).

MS Is this where we are going for our Rendezvous?

It'll be a little uncomfortable if you meet me in Kauai, as my wife and kids will be there, too.

Perhaps something a little closer? Kansas City?

P.S. None of you hotties are actually able to call my bluff on this stupid bullshit either. I'm not meeting any of you, regardless of how good you look!

(12-30-2011, 11:28 AM)Smegma Wrote: So Midwest Spy is black Irish? Cuz I think Colin Farrell is seriously good looking.

Pretty much a combo of Irish, Norwegian and Dutch.

Blue Eyes, almost black hair when I was younger.

Now, about 50-50 S & P.

(12-30-2011, 11:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 11:00 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When I'm tan, there's a resemblance.

So the only thing standing in your way of looking like George right now is a tan?

He could PM you a pic, it doesn't have to be posted. You let us know. Or send Smegma over there with a camera because she only takes pics of super white people...

Not interested in girly men. Thanks!

Proof. Because some people think this guy looks just like Clooney:

*ick*