I just realised I can use the Mock smilies in my work e-mails, oh what fun!!

(01-06-2012, 01:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just realised I can use the Mock smilies in my work e-mails, oh what fun!!

Whose Man Card are you borrowing? Smilies in work emails? Are you an effeminate teenage boy masquerading as a "He Man"?

(01-05-2012, 08:59 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: where's their net?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





hikers stand proudly on top of the Kjeragbolten boulder in Norway, 1,000 metres above ground

daily mail

That looks like Great fun. Just like the swinging bridge at Rock City in the Smokies.

(01-06-2012, 01:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just realised I can use the Mock smilies in my work e-mails, oh what fun!!

I use Mock smilies outside of Mock quite a bit.

I like sharing this one ------>

I used to think emoticons were beneath me, I was a smilie snob. I thought they were ridiculous & all who used them bordered on being a fuckin' moron...

...and then I discovered just how much could be said with one lil' smilie.

(01-06-2012, 01:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: I like sharing this one ------>

My, my. I posted in haste. Apologies to the Maggot.

(01-06-2012, 01:28 PM)Sterling Wrote:

(01-06-2012, 01:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: I like sharing this one ------>

My, my. I posted in haste. Apologies to the Maggot.

I'm not using the gay ones twinkie. I just sent this one to a vender that refuses to budge on my pricing.

(01-06-2012, 01:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm not using the gay ones twinkie.

Of course you're not. I believe you. Really, stud - I do. I now understand the overwhelming attraction to you by Mock's female members. The Man Aura is strong in you! By female members I mean Shemales.

i shall leap to defend Maggot's masculine honor!

he hunts.

with a bow.

he installs furnaces.

he builds things.

he's a manly man!

he leaps over tall snowbanks with a single bound!

he drives like a complete maniac!

(01-06-2012, 02:03 PM)Sterling Wrote:

(01-06-2012, 01:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm not using the gay ones twinkie.

The Man Aura is strong in you!

I ran out of deodorant yesterday.

(01-06-2012, 02:11 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i shall leap to defend Maggot's masculine honor!

he hunts.

with a bow.

I'll bet it's a scrunchie.

(01-06-2012, 02:19 PM)Sterling Wrote:

(01-06-2012, 02:11 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i shall leap to defend Maggot's masculine honor!

he hunts.

with a bow.

I'll bet it's a scrunchie.

Nope..........Its green.

(01-06-2012, 02:19 PM)Sterling Wrote: scrunchie.

I thought I had the gender issue solved. Guess not.

A semi-truck hauling goods to Target came to rest in eight feet of icy Minnesota creek water after 35-year-old driver John Nettifee lost control. He crossed a lane of oncoming traffic on Interstate I-94 early Friday morning, passing a ditch and finally crashing into a nearby pond. Police are continuing to investigate the cause of the crash

I'm surprised there's ice there quite frankly. Some parts of western MN hit 60F yesterday.

So far a non-existent winter!

They all fucking think they are Ice Road Truckers.

(01-06-2012, 05:58 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-06-2012, 02:19 PM)Sterling Wrote: scrunchie.

I thought I had the gender issue solved. Guess not.

Really? Every time I blow out a hair tie, every woman I know is only holding scrunchies or hair clips. Quit dating skin heads - you'll see.

If you were any kind of friend you would slap that scrunchie right out of their hand!

Why the hatred for scrunchies, aren't they merely strange looking rubber bands? Whatever does the trick.

They are for bumpkins and/or women who don't care. Jeezus.

I can't say I'm familiar with them.