(01-18-2012, 06:37 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Then we can all be one big happy fucking family again.

Sounds incestuous.


Could we put MS up for adoption? Please?

(01-18-2012, 06:40 PM)thekid65 Wrote: When I get those "who is this" responses after I've answered (granted, it's usually some poor fuckstick that has dialed the wrong #), My response to the the letter is "You fucking called me, you tell me who you are first"

50% hang up

50% apologize for getting the wrong #.

Jesus, take it to a pm.

(01-18-2012, 06:24 PM)username Wrote:

(01-18-2012, 06:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: I know they seethe and try to seek revenge.

If we annoyed the hell out of you today, it worked!

It worked.

Who is "we"?

I have to be nice all day long. I'm not going to fake it off the clock. I think I am just going to tell the truth to these folks. You will see a lot of "I don't like you."

There is no end run around Cracker.

(01-18-2012, 06:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Who is "we"?

I have to be nice all day long. I'm not going to fake it off the clock. I think I am just going to tell the truth to these folks. You will see a lot of "I don't like you."

There is no end run around Cracker.

I'm feeling kind of fat today...I wasn't sure I could exclude myself from the cow group.

Some people just don't get Mock. Even Ramsey and she's been here for fucking EVER.

(01-18-2012, 06:43 PM)username Wrote: Jesus, take it to a pm.

You ladies want to see the peen, don't you? I would be begging, too, if the "censored" area had been turned the other way or a little thicker.

As it stands, I am assuming he had a cold shower.

When people call and ask who this is, I very often just hang up. For two reasons:

A) If we called you, WE LEFT YOU A FUCKING VOICEMAIL. That voicemail will have our name, the name of the ACTUAL person that called you (I can personally guarantee you it was NOT me - I do not make phone calls around here to the general public), and why we called you.

B) YOU fucking called ME fuckface. Don't YOU call ME and ask who I am.


Fuck I hate that shit. And it starts by 9 AM. I had some asshole call here today that went through is caller ID and saw our number thinking we called today and it turns out it was THREE MONTHS AGO. He's lucky I didn't get into my car and drive to his house and beat his ass. Fuckin-A.

(01-18-2012, 05:49 PM)Cracker Wrote: find another board where people tell you are pretty when you are not.

If you're talking about Smegma, I honestly didn't think she looked that bad. If she lost about 15 lbs and worked out seriously for three months I think she would look pretty damn good. There are other women her age who are beyond repair, but she's not one of them.

(01-18-2012, 06:46 PM)username Wrote: Some people just don't get Mock. Even Ramsey and she's been here for fucking EVER.

I blame Duchess for being nice to her.

I honestly think ramsey is convinced MF secretly loves her and all the men want to leave their wives so they can fix her drama and raise her sons to be men. (hahahaha, that was a tad mean, but she poked the Cracker, so tough shit)

You ladies want to see the peen, don't you? I would be begging, too, if the "censored" area had been turned the other way or a little thicker.

As it stands, I am assuming he had a cold shower.


Not particularly. I'm not down with seeing strangers bits and pieces.

(01-18-2012, 06:48 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-18-2012, 05:49 PM)Cracker Wrote: find another board where people tell you are pretty when you are not.

If you're talking about Smegma, I honestly didn't think she looked that bad. If she lost about 15 lbs and worked out seriously for three months I think she would look pretty damn good. There are other women her age who are beyond repair, but she's not one of them.

It wasn't about that. It was about posting that nastiness and assuming I wanted to see her gash.

I didn't tell her to post that. She is creepy and did that on her own. Gave me the willies. Don't pretend to be superior and do that. Gross. Mocking is not the same as trolling for second-rate online sexual partners. They do that shit so the lonely men PM them.

I wasn't talking about Smegs, though. She doesn't really bother me outside of that. I do think it is funny she is pouting, though. This isn't the place to come to have your ass kissed.

(01-18-2012, 06:43 PM)username Wrote: Jesus, take it to a pm.

Apparently you havent quite grasped the concept of a message board. Let me assplain it to your simpleton ass.

Folks post their thoughts on a message board. Other folks reply with their thoughts.

Do you understand this very complex concept?

(01-18-2012, 06:49 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Not particularly. I'm not down with seeing strangers bits and pieces.

Not your bag, baby?

(01-18-2012, 06:53 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Folks post their thoughts on a message board. Other folks reply with their thoughts.

Not around here lately. They mostly just whine.

(01-18-2012, 06:53 PM)thekid65 Wrote:

(01-18-2012, 06:43 PM)username Wrote: Jesus, take it to a pm.

Apparently you havent quite grasped the concept of a message board. Let me assplain it to your simpleton ass.

Folks post their thoughts on a message board. Other folks reply with their thoughts.

Do you understand this very complex concept?

Yeah, and my thought was the thoughts you were sharing were boring as hell and getting in the way of a more interesting series of posts so fuck off!

(01-18-2012, 06:56 PM)Cracker Wrote: Not around here lately. They mostly just whine.

I've noted a bit of that. Tis a shame. No offense to the real ladies in here...but that does tend to happen when a board gets taken over by a bunch of cackling hens.

(01-18-2012, 06:57 PM)username Wrote: Yeah, and my thought was the thoughts you were sharing were boring as hell and getting in the way of a more interesting series of posts so fuck off!

If I was concerned on whether my posts bored you or not, I'd give a flying fuck. But as it stands...well...I'm sure you can figure that out.

(01-18-2012, 06:55 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-18-2012, 06:49 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Not particularly. I'm not down with seeing strangers bits and pieces.

Not your bag, baby?

Other people's bits and pieces? Nope.

Anybody that takes the shit in here personal, should probably just fade away quietly. I'm not telling them to go, I know I would if everyone was attacking me all the time...it seems like common sense to me.

You can't get your feelings hurt in here and then say something about it............and...........why am I explaining this again?

Fuck it!

You get exactly what you came to this forum for.

I'm pretty much done with this subject.

Sooo, who would hump thekid? That feels wrong typing that, but you know what I mean...

(01-18-2012, 07:02 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Anybody that takes the shit in here personal, should probably just fade away quietly. I'm not telling them to go, I know I would if everyone was attacking me all the time...it seems like common sense to me.

You can't get your feelings hurt in here and then say something about it............and...........why am I explaining this again?

Fuck it!

You get exactly what you came to this forum for.

I'm pretty much done with this subject.

Well said sweetheart...now, can I show you how to use that whip/cane properly?